Speedmo9: are you there?
iikka: hey bebeh
Speedmo9: hiya!
iikka: im gonna go partay tom night
Speedmo9: you back from san franny?
iikka: in the city, some club...?
Speedmo9: yeah baby
Speedmo9: fuckka fuckka
Speedmo9: right right
Speedmo9: we're gooona be fady fady
Speedmo9: sarita bonita chiquitas
Speedmo9: bday
Speedmo9: more so fucked up than were gonna be tonight
iikka: tell sara HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Speedmo9: i will
Speedmo9: we put a candles in her margarita
iikka: thats fun
Speedmo9: i had cupcakes but she wanted it her drink
iikka: ...and dangerous?
Speedmo9: OH!
Speedmo9: i wanted to tell you
Speedmo9: you know my history
Speedmo9: and im totally gonna have to eat my words here
Speedmo9: you know my feelings about cats
iikka: uh do i?
Speedmo9: but as of 10 minutes from now
iikka: you LOVE my cats
iikka: they are the best!
Speedmo9: i am going to be an owner of a cat
iikka: YOU'RE GETTING A CAT?!
iikka: omg im so happy for you!
iikka: a kitten?
iikka: dont tell me a kitten
Speedmo9: yeah
iikka: ill be super jealous!!
Speedmo9: a kitten
Speedmo9: his name is ace
iikka: ahhhhhhhhhh
Speedmo9: ill send you pictures
iikka: WOW thats close to what im naming my next cat
Speedmo9: youre gonna have to teach me the ways of loving a cat
iikka: but i cant get one till catcat dies
iikka: ooooh i will fly the fuck down there to teach you to love a cat
Speedmo9: thats terrible to say!!!!
iikka: im naming my next cat zeus
Speedmo9: is that what i have to do to get you down here?????
Speedmo9: hahahaha
Speedmo9: oh wait
Speedmo9: i think hes here
iikka: no im coming down soon lovey
Speedmo9: hes here!
iikka: whos here?
Speedmo9: ill take a pic now
iikka: there i mean
Speedmo9: the cat
iikka: the cat showed up!?
Speedmo9: he just came in
Speedmo9: ill take a pic
Speedmo9: gimme a minute
iikka: OMG NOW BITCH
iikka: NOW
iikka: hows he gon get along with your bunnies
iikka: my next cat...zeus..."he was the supreme ruler of Mount Olympus and of the Pantheon of gods"
iikka: tell sara happy bday again! tell her christ loves her! and that i found my bible from hs...
Speedmo9: i cant get a good pic of the cat
Speedmo9: hes searchin the area
Speedmo9: gettin to know the place
Speedmo9: he sniffed outside the door at the rabbits and ran away
Speedmo9: i want to get a pic of his face
Speedmo9: hes super cute
iikka: just hold him and do it
Speedmo9: i dont want to piss him off
Speedmo9: and traumatize
Speedmo9: him
iikka: you wont
Speedmo9: i dont know how cats work
iikka: how old is he?
iikka: just pick him up nuzzle him close to your neck and snap a pic
Speedmo9: hes about 6 months
iikka: i NEED to see him im kitten deprived
Speedmo9: ok
Speedmo9: its sending to your phone
Speedmo9: dusty is holding him
iikka: ill have to call you tomorrow and tell you all about cats
Speedmo9: you get the pic?
iikka: omg dodo hes addoooooorable!
Speedmo9: he is cute
iikka: looks my mama's kitty zeke, what is it with me and 'z' names?
iikka: oooooh
iikka: he'll snuggle in bed with you
iikka: gosh i want a kitten
iikka: but it would traumatize catcat too much, hes 15
iikka: 15 fucking years old
Speedmo9: you can visit me and sleep with him
iikka: ive known that cat for more than half my life
iikka: send another one!!
iikka: ooooh he is THE CUTEST!
iikka: im so happy you're a cat person now! you're gonna LOVE it!
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