*dr phil can eat me*

kDeUSTerMAN: dude i listened to that cd
kDeUSTerMAN: well like 2 songs
Speedmo9: oh yeah
kDeUSTerMAN: i couldnt handle all the 'jesus love'
Speedmo9: thinking about converting?
kDeUSTerMAN: tooo much for me
kDeUSTerMAN: i had to counteract it with some e-40 and lil kim
kDeUSTerMAN: fuckinbitchesintheass type shit
Speedmo9: right right
kDeUSTerMAN: im gonna pass it on to my dad though, he might enjoy it
kDeUSTerMAN: or else im burning it
kDeUSTerMAN: literally like in the fireplace
kDeUSTerMAN: not on my comp
kDeUSTerMAN: fuck i should upload somma this shit and send it to you
Speedmo9: yeup
kDeUSTerMAN: im kinda into watches
kDeUSTerMAN: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=150339&CategoryID=17841&LinkType=EverGreen&trackingCat=17841
kDeUSTerMAN: tell me if that link works
Speedmo9: yeah?
Speedmo9: i dont wear one
Speedmo9: this ones nice if you like cats
kDeUSTerMAN: do i like cats or do i like cats?
Speedmo9: i guess you kinda do
Speedmo9: haha
kDeUSTerMAN: meh, i shouldnt go spending any money
kDeUSTerMAN: i did buy two new bags yesterday though
Speedmo9: oh yeah
Speedmo9: thats fun
Speedmo9: mike is going to take on you on dr phil because of your money spending
Speedmo9: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: dr phil can eat me
Speedmo9: you think hed be good at it?
kDeUSTerMAN: fuck no
kDeUSTerMAN: i bet they dont even fuck
kDeUSTerMAN: he wouldnt know my pussy from his own bald head
Speedmo9: thats too bad for him
Speedmo9: hes rich though
kDeUSTerMAN: full of shit
kDeUSTerMAN: i watched him the other day out of boredom
kDeUSTerMAN: i wanted to shoot him
Speedmo9: yeah
Speedmo9: i never watch it
kDeUSTerMAN: it was something good
kDeUSTerMAN: hmmm
kDeUSTerMAN: ahhhh about prenups!
Speedmo9: aah
Speedmo9: he was for them?
kDeUSTerMAN: people not wanting to sign and throwing them on the other person at the last minute
kDeUSTerMAN: i dont know i didnt watch long enough
kDeUSTerMAN: hahahah
Speedmo9: i gotta get out of this place
Speedmo9: its too messy
kDeUSTerMAN: i asked youa bout a song earlier
Speedmo9: i think i have the song thats out right now
kDeUSTerMAN: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: its like hey or ho or something
kDeUSTerMAN: i knew it was one word
kDeUSTerMAN: i was on the right track =)
Speedmo9: yeah you were
kDeUSTerMAN: send it to meh
kDeUSTerMAN: see i need to buy a new laptop so i dont need to use you for your dling
Speedmo9: yeah
kDeUSTerMAN: but i heart you for being so willing
Speedmo9: fo sho
kDeUSTerMAN: thanks for the song bitch
kDeUSTerMAN: hey did you like my sf pics
Speedmo9: no problemo
kDeUSTerMAN: i dont know what the fuck was up with my drunk ass chesire cat smiling
Speedmo9: lemme look
Speedmo9: oh
Speedmo9: my
Speedmo9: god
Speedmo9: they were "literally" wearing the same thing
kDeUSTerMAN: hahah yeah
kDeUSTerMAN: even down to the shoes!
Speedmo9: i thought you meant generally they were all wearing some kind of stripe and check
Speedmo9: wow
kDeUSTerMAN: they rocked it
Speedmo9: i like your shades
kDeUSTerMAN: i took those from j
kDeUSTerMAN: thats another thing i need another pair of sunglasses
Speedmo9: me too
kDeUSTerMAN: maybe ill go shopping tom
Speedmo9: i dont have any
kDeUSTerMAN: sunglasses and a watch
kDeUSTerMAN: i STILL use that pair i bought in vegas
Speedmo9: i lost both pairs that i had
kDeUSTerMAN: they're kinda scratched tho
kDeUSTerMAN: btw when are we going to vegas
kDeUSTerMAN: it needs to be in the next 4 months
Speedmo9: i dont know
Speedmo9: we should try to arrange it when my parents go so we can get a free room
Speedmo9: they go once or twice a month depending on work
kDeUSTerMAN: i washed my purse the other night
kDeUSTerMAN: it turned out well
kDeUSTerMAN: so i didnt really need to buy those other two
kDeUSTerMAN: but hell they're all diff colors & styles so its all good
Speedmo9: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: i think i need to go to shoes/handbags/watches anonymous
Speedmo9: dont ask me to be your sponsor
kDeUSTerMAN: hahaha