*okay so kt beat me to it but here's how our convo started out...*

Kremmm: haha
Kremmm: wow i should have jumped in on that action
iikka: fuck ive permanently blocked him from memory
iikka: yeah it couldve been our first time together
iikka: hahaha
Kremmm: aawwwww
Speedmo9: my groceries wont be delivered till manana
Kremmm: how romantic
Kremmm: boooo
Speedmo9: i know
Kremmm: i want to order from freshdirect
iikka: i dont want to eat for the rest of my life now
iikka: ugh
iikka: who grosses you guys out? ill make y'all not hungry
iikka: how bout nick hickman?
iikka: and dodo....ummmm
Speedmo9: nah
Speedmo9: still hungry
iikka: what was that guys name
Speedmo9: oh
Speedmo9: what guy
Speedmo9: big mike
iikka: who you made out with ALL FUCKING DAY LONG
Speedmo9: whoooaaaahhhh
iikka: in HS
Speedmo9: haha
Speedmo9: adam withers
Speedmo9: yeah
iikka: yeeeeah
iikka: him
Speedmo9: what a dildo
iikka: but he wasnt gross
Speedmo9: nah
iikka: just a player
Speedmo9: he wasnt so bad
Kremmm: i never made out with nick hickman
Speedmo9: haha
Speedmo9: he TRIED to be a player
Kremmm: you mean "playa"
iikka: but you got fucking close
Kremmm: meh
iikka: who do you guys regret?
Speedmo9: big mike
Speedmo9: gross
iikka: who is he?
Speedmo9: and probably the guy with the black tooth
Speedmo9: eh
iikka: hahah fuuuuuck i just spit some water out
Speedmo9: a gross guy
iikka: BLACK TOOTH?
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: yeah
Speedmo9: you couldnt reeally see it
Speedmo9: his breath didnt smell or anything
Speedmo9: and he was cute
Speedmo9: cept for the black tooth
Speedmo9: and i was drunk
iikka: you couldnt see it b/c it was black
iikka: or b/c it was far back?
Speedmo9: no it was like
Speedmo9: black and brown and green
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: it was like the 4th tooth back
Speedmo9: it wasnt green
iikka: 4th tooth black you mean
iikka: hahaha
Speedmo9: just a little black and brown
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: hardy har HAR
iikka: DUR
Kremmm: ohhh lordy
iikka: did you ever ask what was wrong with it?
iikka: kramer who do you regret?
Kremmm: uhhhhhhh
Speedmo9: no
Speedmo9: just made out, put out, threw him out, and never saw him again
Kremmm: i don't really regret anybody, but there a few that i wouldn't hook up with again if given the chance
iikka: thats fair enough
Kremmm: the guy who stuck my finger up his butt, that was less than ideal
Kremmm: but the sex was still a fun romp

rest of the convo...