Speedmo9: what doesnt belong here
Speedmo9: eggs, meat, wife, blowjob
iikka: wife?
iikka: err eggs?
Speedmo9: no
Speedmo9: a blowjob
iikka: why
Speedmo9: cause, you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife
Speedmo9: but nuthin beats a blowjob

Speedmo9: a truck hits a woman on the street
Speedmo9: whos fault is it?
Speedmo9: the truckers or the womans
Speedmo9: the womans
iikka: why
Speedmo9: what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen!
Speedmo9: ok
iikka: ha
Speedmo9: a motorcycle hits a woman
Speedmo9: whos fault is it
iikka: the womans?
Speedmo9: the motorcyclists
iikka: of course
iikka: why?
Speedmo9: what the fuck is he doing driving a motorcycle in the kitchen
iikka: haha i didnt see that coming