wow, i cant stand dumb girls...

two girls walk in
they walk around and ask if i carry a particular brand of vitamins
i dont i tell them
dumb girl #1: 'not even sonoma market carried it'
dumb girl #2: 'yeah'
one girl walks over to the weight loss section and picks up a bottle of xenadrine
dumb girl #1: 'isnt this the stuff that like you eat and it makes you like, lose weight'
dumb girl #2: 'yeah'
dumb girl #1: 'isnt that like really bad for you? dont these like, kill you?'
they both look over at me
my face scrunches up as i contemplate how to handle them, but im saved by dumb girl #2
dumb girl #2: 'yeah' (does she say anything but yeah?)
dumb girl #1: 'i dont get that. how can you like take a pill and lose weight?'
they both look over at me again, but ive already decided im not going to talk to them, so i just shrug my shoulders and shake my head
dumb girl #2: 'it says these are capsules, do you like open them and sprinkle it over your food?' (i guess she does talk...but thinking before she does it is another question)
dumb girl #1: 'i dont understand how you can, like, take a pill...and lose weight?!' (shes so confused)
dumb girl #2: 'i bet they dont work. you're like, born how you're born, if you're thin you just stay thin, if you're fat, you have to get like, liposuction'
dumb girl #1 puts the bottle of xenadrine back on the shelf and looks at me, i tell them im sorry i dont carry the brand and to have a good afternoon
dumb girl #2: 'how can a pill make you lose weight?' (now shes obviously confused by this idea too)
they look at each other and dumb girl #2 starts to walk towards the door
dumb girl #2: 'maybe we should see if sonoma market carries that brand'
dumb girl #1: 'are you dumb? we were just there'
dumb girl #2: 'oh yeah, i guess we'll have to go to santa rosa'
and they walk out the door