one of my fav satc scenes...

carrie: yeah whoever this is i cant talk im late for a drink thing.
charlotte: i just need five minutes, im meeting brian later and i dont know what to do.
carrie: about what?
charlotte: well...last night, uh...after a movie, we're walking down second avenue and we just passed that...
carrie: FOUR minutes charlotte!!
charlotte: okay i cant just blurt it out, its embarrassing!
carrie: what? what did the perfect boyfriend ask?
(charlotte tells her)
carrie: meet me in front of your apartment in ten minutes!
(in the cab)
carrie: okay words are essential tell me exactly how he worded it.
charlotte: "we've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, i really like you, and tomorrow night after dinner i want us to have anal sex."
carrie: okay next stop is gonna be 62nd & madison.
charlotte: 62nd & madison?
carrie: we're picking up miranda.
charlotte: no god oh no.
carrie: yes, and then we're picking up samantha.
charlotte: oh carrie no!
carrie: sweetie listen, you need all the girl support you can get and im late for drinks with big.
charlotte: oh thats great!
(even in her state of abject blackness charlotte was a dating optimist)
miranda: it all depends how much you like do you like him?
charlotte: a lot.
miranda: dating a few months till somebody better comes along a lot? or marrying him in the east hamptons a lot?
charlotte: i dont know im not sure.
miranda: well you better get sure real quick!
charlotte: you're scaring me!
carrie: don't scare her!
miranda: its all about control. if he goes up there, there's gonna be a shift in power, either he'll have the upper hand or you will...now, theres a certain camp that believes whoever holds the dick holds the power but...hello! you're driving! the question is, if he goes up your butt, will he respect you more, or will he respect you less, thats the issue!?
cabbie: no, no smoking in the cab!
carrie: sir, we're talking up the butt, a cigarette is in order!
samantha: front...back, who cares, a hole is a hole.
miranda: can i quote you?
samantha: oh dont be so judgmental, you could use a little a little back door.
miranda: im not a hole!
carrie: honey we know.
samantha: look all im saying, this is a physical expression that the body was designed to experience, and ps...its fabulous!
charlotte: what are you talking about? i went to smith!
samantha: look im just saying the right guy, and the right lubrication...
(cabbie breaks hard)
charlotte: what was that?!
all of them: a preview! hahaha...