whats the difference between black jews and white jews? the black jews are forced to sit at the back of the oven.
what do you do when you see a black person on the ground bleeding? stop laughing and reload.
whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four.
how do you keep a black man from drowning? take your foot off his head.
im really not racist though, i had a few black friends...but then my dad had to sell them.
what do you do after you fuck a vegetable? put her diaper back on.
why do spics drive lowriders? so they can drive while they pick strawberries.
what do you call a little mexican? a paragraph, b/c hes not quite an essay.
why do black people stink? so blind people can hate them too.
what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan.
what do you get when you cross a mexian and an octopus? i dont know, but its a hella good grape picker!
why is there no mexican olympic team? b/c all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are in the us.
what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower? unemployed.
what was hitlers least favorite planet? jupiter.
what is a jews biggest dilemma? free pork.
how was copper wire invented? two jews fighting over the same penny.
whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar? may i push your stool in?
how do you know if you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit.
whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? the fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out.
what do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass? an afghani mechanic.
when is the only time you can spit in a persians womans face? when her mustache is on fire.
how do you know if an asian robbed your house? your math homework is finished, your computer is faster than ever, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
what do you call 50 black people burried up to their necks in dirt? afro-turf.
why do black people wear white gloves when they eat tootsie rolls? so they dont bite their fingers off.
how do you know if a black woman is pregnant? stick a banana up her pussy and if it comes out half eaten you know theres a chimp up there.
why did helen keller need two hands to masturbate? one to finger herself with and the other one to moan.
why couldnt helen keller drive? b/c she was a woman.
how do you name an asian person? throw a spoon at the wall and see what sound it makes.
guy1: im going to be the next hitler. im going to kill a million jews and a clown. guy2: why the clown? guy1: see? no one gives a fuck about the jews...
hey, btw, my greatgrandfather died at a death camp. yeah, he fell off a guard tower.
why dont mexicans teach drivers ed and sex education on the same day? they dont want to wear out the donkey.
how do you stop an iraqi tank? shoot the guy pushing it.
how many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, white men will screw anything.
what do you call the moisture between two white people having sex? relative humidity.
what do you get if you cross michael jackson and arnold schwarzeneggar? michael wazaniggar.
what did god say when he created the first black person? ooops i burned one.
whats the difference between black people and tires? when you put chains on tires they dont start singing old slave songs.
why do all black people have nightmares? b/c we killed the only one who had a dream.
whats the national anthem of cuba? row, row, row your boat...
how do you kill a thousand flies? hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing, youve already told her twice.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? christopher reeve in a house fire.
why dont jews eat pussy? its too close to the 'gas chamber'.
what do you call a bunch of black people in a barn? antique farm equipment.
why did god create yeast infections? so women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
what do you call two black guys on a bike? organized crime.
how do you know when an asian has moved into a latino neighborhood? all the latinos get car insurance.
What do you call a white person stealing snacks? A cracker jacker.
What do you call a white person on crack? A double negative.
What do you call a white person with a sunburn? Progress.
What do you call a white person who eats saltine crackers? A cannibal.
what is the difference between batman and a black man? batman can go out at night without robin.
whats the difference between an ethiopian and a pair of jeans? a pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
what word starts with an 'n' and ends in an 'r' that youd never want to call a black person? neighbor.
if you spin a chinese man really really fast, does he become disoriented?
i have a black person in my family tree, the son of a bitch is still hangin there too.
a dude walks into the bathroom of a bar with no arms. he walks up to the stall but than looks over at this guy and ask's if he can take out his penis so he can pee since he can't. and the guy says yes. when he takes it out and its all pussy and blistery. so the guy rushes to the sink to wash his hands. when the guy is done peeing and he kindly asked the guy again can you please put it back in, i dont wanna walk out there with my penis sticking out. so the guy puts it back in and asks, "what the fuck is wrong with your penis i just have to know". the guys pulls his hands from underneith his shirt and says, "i dunno but i ain't touching it."
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