Speedmo9: my rabbits are cute as fuck

kDeUSTerMAN: i want to see shirley

Speedmo9: here ill take a pic for you

kDeUSTerMAN: awww shes so big!

Speedmo9: she reminds me of kramer, shes got a long neck

kDeUSTerMAN: thats a nice thing to say about our friend

kDeUSTerMAN: hahaha

Speedmo9: its not a bad thing at all

Speedmo9: a long neck is a good thing

Speedmo9: look at britney spears

Speedmo9: shes got no neck

Speedmo9: and looks weird

kDeUSTerMAN: do i have a neck?

Speedmo9: yeah youve got a skinny neck

Speedmo9: one that id like to wring

Speedmo9: i mean kramers isnt as long as jackie waterworths

Speedmo9: that bitch looked like ET

Speedmo9: specially with that bob cut she had

Speedmo9: shhh dont listen to me

Speedmo9: im being mean

kDeUSTerMAN: haha thats hilarious

Speedmo9: cause you know what im talking about

kDeUSTerMAN: thats fucking funny as hell

kDeUSTerMAN: man you should see what i can swallow

kDeUSTerMAN: like how many pills/vitamins

Speedmo9: a whole hot dog

kDeUSTerMAN: a whole fucking handful

kDeUSTerMAN: man i prob could

Speedmo9: at once?

kDeUSTerMAN: yeah i can take like at least 10 big ass horse pills at once

Speedmo9: i wonder how many i can do

Speedmo9: thats terrible!

Speedmo9: what if you choke

kDeUSTerMAN: a hotdog i dunno actually cuz its like it stays there

Speedmo9: and theres no one in the store to help you

kDeUSTerMAN: i dont choke my throat opens and parts like how the sea did for jesus

Speedmo9: you mean moses

kDeUSTerMAN: whatever

Speedmo9: hahaha

Speedmo9: good reference though

kDeUSTerMAN: im not catholic...

Speedmo9: thats the lamest excuse ever

kDeUSTerMAN: i spose im christian but i was never baptized

Speedmo9: go outside and ask the first person who parted the sea

Speedmo9: everyone knows that

kDeUSTerMAN: yeah even though i spent two years reading the bible in hs i dont know the dif btwn moses and jesus

Speedmo9: except you cause youre dumb

kDeUSTerMAN: alls i know is they're both mehicano names

Speedmo9: hahahahahaha

Speedmo9: justin siena did right by you

kDeUSTerMAN: HAHA =)

kDeUSTerMAN: man oh man

Speedmo9: that was good

Speedmo9: you got me to laugh out loud at that one

kDeUSTerMAN: me too

kDeUSTerMAN: i made myself laugh

Speedmo9: alls i know is theyre both mehicano names

Speedmo9: hahahaha

kDeUSTerMAN: im still laughing

Speedmo9: it was a good one

kDeUSTerMAN: ahhh its rare i come up with a good one

kDeUSTerMAN: feels good

Speedmo9: it really is