Saturday, March 04, 2006

*ummm...*

WTF?!

this is one of those things that you keep watching even though you dont know why, because you have no idea where its going, or what kind of drugs these people were on while making this

and here's the 'know how i know you're gay?' scene that i think is definitely worth downloading, gotta love it...

--"celibacy is the way to go man. andy had it right, ya know? look at him man, he looks younger than all of us but he's ten years older. why? it's cuz he's never had a relationship, no she-devil sucked his life force out yet."
--"you're gay now?"
--"no, i'm not gay. i'm celibate."
--"i think, i mean, that sounds gay, i just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay, like there's this, and then in a year it's like 'oh ya know i kinda wanna get back out there but i think i like guys' and then there's the big 'oh im, im im a gay guy now'."
--"you're gay for saying that."
--"i'm gay for saying that?"
--"you know how i know you're gay?"
--"how, how do you know i'm gay?"
--"cuz you macrame'd yourself a pair of jean shorts."
--"know how i know you're gay? you just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore."
--"you know how i know that you're gay?"
--"how? cuz you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?"
--"you know how i know that you're gay?'
--"how?"
--"you like coldplay. you know that i know you're gay?"
--"how?"
--"you liked the movie 'maid in manhattan'."
--"you know how i know you're gay?"
--"how?"
--"i saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once."
--"you know how i know that you're gay?"
--"how?"
--"cuz you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says 'i love it when balls are in my face'."
--"that's gay?"
...
...
--"well that may be the case but none of this shit is sexy, okay?"
--"i'm not trying to be sexy man."
--"i mean seriously, asia? you framed an asia poster? how hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"
--"they did not laugh at me."
--"know why you're gay? cuz you like asia."
--"you guys cool it with the gay!"


No comments: