Wednesday, March 01, 2006

*snakes on a motherfucking plane!!*

top five things you probably shouldnt do while driving...

1. text message

2. file your nails

3. try to find one particular song out of the 5000 or so songs on your ipod

4. take off/put on strappy sandals (especially if youre driving a manual and you have the clutch to deal with)

5. masturbate

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