*oh the entertainment that calls itself myspace*

Hello! You know how sometimes you’re just sitting there, browsing MYSPACE and someone pops up in your “Cool New People” window? Most of the time, there is a picture of some shirtless dude, all sinewy and smarmy, but in your case, that wasn’t the truth. Thank God. It's my strict policy, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Intro"! Anyway, I just wanted to say “thank you” for helping me fight boredom in my workplace. Your profile took up some valuable time I would have spent putting covers on TPS reports or something equally frivolous. If your idea of a good time is chatting up fat Mexican guys with a gap in their teeth and bad hair, then by all means, say hello!! Especially since Myspace thinks you are cool. I mean, look at my pic for Pete’s sake. If I could use anything, it’s coolness! Peace!

*i heart my alligator boxer briefs*

so this is what happens when you carry a digi cam in your purse, you take pics of eeeeverything...this is my cobb salad from the redwood cafe, jen & i had dinner with seantos

*"anal is the new black"*

TUCKERMAX.COM

i dont even know what to say right now...very amused, very impressed, very disgusted, i LOVE it!

*i never thought i'd do it, but...*

i'm chosing a favorite pair of shoes, i'm sorry to repost the pic dodo but i love LOVE L-O-V-E these!

*so you can't say i dont ever change things up a bit ...*

*yeah so i FINALLY scanned the mexico pics...*