Wednesday, August 29, 2007

*I KICKED ASS AT STATE BOARD!!*

AS OF LAST WEDNESDAY...I CAN NOW OFFICIALLY SAY THAT I AM A LICENSED ESTHETICIAN!




Saturday, August 04, 2007

*I GRADUATED TODAY!!*

my bad ass sun glasses


carly and i (she and katrina are the ones who did my hair, awesome job)

lo clocking out for the last time

krista and i

diana, carly, lo and me

myself, lo and carly

katrina, lily and krista

and here i am tickling lo with a piece of calamari

lil, me and my signature drink: a dirty shirley (thanks to dodo for turning me on to those!)

me, lil, lo and jess on her graduation day

lo (being ghetto) lil and jesse

lo and jess and a freaky doll head

katrina and carly

katrina trying to be a kung fu fool

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007


the other day we had a PK class with a rep from Color Science make-up, and she showed us this test to check the quality of mineral make up. get a small cup of water, pour some powdered foundation into it, and if its good quality mineral make-up, it wont mix with the water, and itll stay a dry powder. this was my jane iredale make-up, good quality!

a laundry bomb went off...

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Sunday, June 03, 2007

*SO I GOT "HEINZED" ON SATURDAY...*

yeah i was too pissed off to realize that i should take a pic of it, but when i got to my car in the parking garage saturday after school...i saw that someone had fucking "heinzed" me! that roughly translates to "someone covered my car in ketchup and mustard". for reals yo. seriously fucked up shit. i felt like the biggest retard, and i drove straight to the car wash in rp, tipped the dude 15 bucks, and when he looked at me sideways, all i could say was 'sorry dude. i got heinzed.'

aanyways...heres a pic of precious and i at beckys graduation party

and this here is to remind drewmain that he owes me fifty bucks! D A M O N, bitches. NO I! (straight from my '94 altimira year book)

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

*A FEW RANDOM PICS*

precious and i at mcnears. and thats his ginormous cast on his arm that was broken when a horse fucking kicked the shit out of him.

jessica threw a pleasure party at her house, and invited all the chicks from school, id guess about half of the estes showed up. starting at the back row, left side: becca, jen, laura, dena, manicurist, barbara, and kris. middle row: liliana, jessica and jolene. and thats me right in the front!

ahhh, what a night! thankfully im just out of the picture here, but after several hours of drinking and playing with sex toys, becca, jessica and i thought it would be a great idea to strip down and jump in the freezing cold pool butt nekked! and not just once, we climbed out and jumped back in at least 3 more times. stupid is the word that comes to mind. incredibly stupid!

shots, shots and more shots! it was the tequila that ruined me, i should know better than to go there


becca testing out an interesting contraption

having mad tongue skillz is an essential component of giving great oral sex


dena is incredibly talented with her fabulous love muscle

jolene doesnt seem to find it as entertaining as i do

boobies!!




chicks love cock



la la givin it from behind

me, becca, jolene, kris, jen, lala and dena, and it looks like someones hiding in the middle there

becca on her knees

i believe this won the award for favorite dildo of the night

who the hell knows whats happening here...

yeah...thats dirty

liliana, becca and jen debating which type of dildo is the best, which somehow led to playing with the nipple numbing cream

nipple numbing cream being applied...

after the party becca and i went to downtown joes. after a drink or two there i decided i wanted to go home, so i went outside the bar to call michael to have him come pick me up. instead of sitting down and waiting for him, i started fucking walking. i dont know what i was trying to accomplish but i ended up wandering around downtown napa all alone, completely lost & insanely drunk at 1 am. by some miracle, michael and my cousins were able to find me!

posh's rear

catcat trying to eat

the magnificent teej, whom i desperately miss!

my newly adopted back yard stray, kittybaby