*2008 BMW M3*

400HP V8
red or black??
i cant decide...

*KATO ON THE COBB*

PRE-MADE COBB SALAD FROM SAFEWAY.
MMM TASTY! PRETTY GOOD FOR A READY TO GO SALAD, BUT THE REDWOOD CAFE COBB IS STILL MY FAVORITE. ROSENS EASTSIDE GRILL USED TO HAVE A DELISH COBB SALAD BUT THEY CHANGED OWNERSHIP A WHILE BACK AND I HAVENT BEEN THERE SINCE, I HOPE ITS STILL ON THE MENU. (MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO EAT THERE NEXT WEEK. TO SEE...)

HEIDI WAS ADORABLE, UNTIL SHE POOPED IN MY FRONT ROOM! SHE WAS FREAKED OUT BY THIS BALLOON AT FIRST, AND WE KEPT WAITING FOR IT TO POP WHILE SHE WAS GNAWING ON IT BUT IT DIDNT. =)



MY GARBAGE CANS ACTUALLY HAVE INSTRUCTIONS ON THEM
1. GRASP HANDLE
2. TILT
3. PUSH OR PULL

HAHAHA WHY DO I FIND THIS SO AMUSING?

TAYLOR AND I AT HER GRAD PARTY LAST NIGHT

*i want these*

FIIIIINALLY ZAPPOS HAD MY BJS IN LIME IN STOCK! KILLER!

*pictures pictures pictures*

*pulled over for speeding?! who?? me?!?!*

and yet, i did NOT get a ticket.
wow.
i was on a small bumpy two lane road.
by my speed-o-meter, i was doing 80.
and i had just passed some old lady.
fuck. fuck. fuck. theres no way im getting out of this, i have NO exucse.
he asked for my license.
'you live in sonoma kathryn?'
'yes officer.'
(ive determined that they REALLY like it if you keep saying 'officer')
'do you know this road is the most dangerous road in sonoma county, this road alone has more than 200 deaths blah blah blah...'
'oh shit. i didnt know that' (duh duh der)
'did you look down to see how fast you were going after you passed that car?'
'no officer.'
'well i clocked you on radar at 58.'
(58?! what! which car was he even watching?!)
'im sorry officer.'
'when was the last time you got a speeding ticket?'
'umm, i cant remember, i dont have anything on my record.'
'alright. well. you NEED to slow down.'
'yes officer. thank you.'
'have a good day.'

muwahahahaha...

*monkeys as dinner?*

the "bush-meat" market

*anime, anyone?!*

http://www.answers.com/anime&r=67

ive spent like the past 3 hours reading/seeing some really weird shit that i just dont understand. i cant even remember how this all came about but i started reading some high school kids live journal and it just got outta control from there and now im lost in this world of anime and japanese words and phrases i have no clue about, and the kids posting about all this stuff, and the drawings and the sex and incest and war and violence...honestly it scares me. i have this really bad feeling that this is what its like to be a parent, and you think you know your child and you go snooping around and find something they're into that you just do not understand and then you realize you really dont know your kid at all. id so much rather have my teenager shooting up heroin or smoking crack or robbing liquor stores than being into this weird anime shit. i guess thats just b/c im down with smoking crack and robbing liquor stores though. =)

heres a few links to freak you out and/or confuse you...

http://velvet-mace.livejournal.com/132136.html#cutid1

http://jkaizer.livejournal.com/friends

*mothers day*

jens 'going away gnome'


crazy crazy seantron


zoshie's sister charlotte, they look exactly alike!


my baby is so damn soft!!

yuck! oysters!

*dad with jen, myself & then fred*

*DINNER...i forgot to take a pic of the taters!*

*ahhh how cute is my cousin!*

a baby zoshie

*THIS IS HILAARIOUS! THANK YOU KT!*

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*more pics bitches*

a faaaaabulous gold dress that i picked up at some small shop for $15, cant beat that!


hangar = lotsa room to store things



my anthurium is doing beautifully well, thank you very much!


i love these paintings, i have them hanging above my living room fireplace

*I GOT 15 RIGHT*

(HA! i just forced mike, totally against his will to let me do this test on him...and the bastard goes and gets a higher score than me...now of course hes gloating, i shouldve known better...)

The average person only gets 7 right. This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just
shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 20?? It is nearly impossible for any normal person to get higher than a 20 (The average is 7). Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. - If not, just have fun!

Here we go!


1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?


2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)


3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?


4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?


5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?


6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)


7. How many matches are in a standard pack?


8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?


9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?


10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?


12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?


13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?


14. Which way do fans rotate?


15. How many sides does a stop sign have?


16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?


17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?


18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?


19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?


20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?


21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?


22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?


23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?


24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?


ANSWERS

1. Bottom

2. 50

3. Right

4. Blue, Red, White, Yellow, Black, & Gold

5. 1, 0

6. Right

7. 20

8. Red

9. 87.7

10. Clockwise (north of the equator)

11. Towards bottom right

12. 12 (no number 1)

13. Left

14. Clockwise as you look at it

15. 8

16. Left

17. 5

18. 6

19. Bashful

20. 8

21. Ace of spades

22. Left

23. * AND #

24. 3

25. Counter

*the urban shoe myth...in LIME GREEN!*