*pulled over for speeding?! who?? me?!?!*

and yet, i did NOT get a ticket.
wow.
i was on a small bumpy two lane road.
by my speed-o-meter, i was doing 80.
and i had just passed some old lady.
fuck. fuck. fuck. theres no way im getting out of this, i have NO exucse.
he asked for my license.
'you live in sonoma kathryn?'
'yes officer.'
(ive determined that they REALLY like it if you keep saying 'officer')
'do you know this road is the most dangerous road in sonoma county, this road alone has more than 200 deaths blah blah blah...'
'oh shit. i didnt know that' (duh duh der)
'did you look down to see how fast you were going after you passed that car?'
'no officer.'
'well i clocked you on radar at 58.'
(58?! what! which car was he even watching?!)
'im sorry officer.'
'when was the last time you got a speeding ticket?'
'umm, i cant remember, i dont have anything on my record.'
'alright. well. you NEED to slow down.'
'yes officer. thank you.'
'have a good day.'

muwahahahaha...