kinda hard to understand what this is...but its nasty...my cousin got a 3rd degree burn on his arm, about 2 sq inches, and recently had skin graft surgery, this is the pic he sent me of the burn...

Kremmm: honestly, i'd probably fuck him again
Kremmm: why not
iikka: yeah why not
iikka: id give it a go
Kremmm: i mean, if it's bad, if he doesn't win the "most improved player" award, then oh well, i had some mediocre sex. but it's not like some random fuckwad i just found on the street. who made me stick my finger up his butt

wow, i cant stand dumb girls...

two girls walk in
they walk around and ask if i carry a particular brand of vitamins
i dont i tell them
dumb girl #1: 'not even sonoma market carried it'
dumb girl #2: 'yeah'
one girl walks over to the weight loss section and picks up a bottle of xenadrine
dumb girl #1: 'isnt this the stuff that like you eat and it makes you like, lose weight'
dumb girl #2: 'yeah'
dumb girl #1: 'isnt that like really bad for you? dont these like, kill you?'
they both look over at me
my face scrunches up as i contemplate how to handle them, but im saved by dumb girl #2
dumb girl #2: 'yeah' (does she say anything but yeah?)
dumb girl #1: 'i dont get that. how can you like take a pill and lose weight?'
they both look over at me again, but ive already decided im not going to talk to them, so i just shrug my shoulders and shake my head
dumb girl #2: 'it says these are capsules, do you like open them and sprinkle it over your food?' (i guess she does talk...but thinking before she does it is another question)
dumb girl #1: 'i dont understand how you can, like, take a pill...and lose weight?!' (shes so confused)
dumb girl #2: 'i bet they dont work. you're like, born how you're born, if you're thin you just stay thin, if you're fat, you have to get like, liposuction'
dumb girl #1 puts the bottle of xenadrine back on the shelf and looks at me, i tell them im sorry i dont carry the brand and to have a good afternoon
dumb girl #2: 'how can a pill make you lose weight?' (now shes obviously confused by this idea too)
they look at each other and dumb girl #2 starts to walk towards the door
dumb girl #2: 'maybe we should see if sonoma market carries that brand'
dumb girl #1: 'are you dumb? we were just there'
dumb girl #2: 'oh yeah, i guess we'll have to go to santa rosa'
and they walk out the door

Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea
Dan: So do children
Alice: Don't eat children either

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iikka: i had to take some drugs
iikka: everything hurts
Speedmo9: why
Speedmo9: working out?
iikka: not really drugs, naproxen doesnt count its just like extra strength motrin
Speedmo9: rowdy sex
iikka: no i was on my feet all day today
iikka: and my toe is killin me
iikka: i could take a pic and show you its all funked out
Speedmo9: no thanks
Speedmo9: i believe you
iikka: too late
Speedmo9: dammit
iikka: haha
iikka: youll love it
iikka: and if you dont i owe you the .25 cents
Speedmo9: ok

iikka: check out the funky crookedness
Speedmo9: gross
iikka: haha this is sooo blog worthy
iikka: gotta get out the digi cam now
iikka: that mother fuckers fucked up
Speedmo9: im sending you a pic that shows how i feel

my 'bridesmaid hair' lookie how dark i was!
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purple was my FAVORITE color when i was little, still is too =)
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senior prom
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alisha & i at our 5th grade talent show at el verano
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halloween in boulder some years ago
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sara & dodo
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monique, jackie, liz, sydney & courtney
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@ murphys
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eating before lots of drinking on new years
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llamas...fucking and/or fighting
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meh
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zoka
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fireworks!
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4th of july!

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super cute t.h's, killer on the broken toe though...and yes of course i have them in pink too =)

this is about 1/8th of my shoe collection...

didnt know my cat was so into playboy...

garth & vern, respectively, both longer than the average erect penis

catcat chillin in the shower

buy my car...?

word

theres somamore

yeah

woohoo

HA motherfucking HA....WTF?! i found this while looking at a real estate site, it was mixed in with pics of the kitchen, bedrooms, bath...etc...but the fucking cat? come on! i would specifically NOT buy this house just b/c of this evil sadly shav-ed looking feline...=(

just to put things into perspecitve...heres the house...

8 weeks now, still fuuuuhhcked up
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