A MILLION QUESTIONS

=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?:: CUPCAKES!!
Pie or 3.14159...?:: IM ALL ABOUT THE NUMBERS, BITCHES
Chocolate or vanilla?::VANILLA CUPCAKES!!
Black or white?:: WHITE CAKE MIX FOR CUPCAKES!!
Ceiling or floor?:: FLOOR. YOU CANT HAVE SEX ON THE CEILING
Couch or bed?:: BED
Cough or sneeze?:: SNEEZE
On or off?:: ON
Closed or open?:: OPEN
Brush or comb?:: COMB. I HAVENT BRUSHED MY HAIR IN PROBABLY 3 YEARS
Long or short?:: SUN-TUES: SHORT...WED-SAT: LONG
Big or small?:: DEPENDS ON WHAT IT IS
Wet or dry?:: WET
Under or over?:: OVER
Top or bottom?:: TOP
Fly or fall?:: FLY!
Smile or frown?:: "I JUST LIKE TO SMILE. SMILINGS MY FAVORITE"
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: JOY. IVE HAD TOO MANY TEARS OF SORROW THIS YEAR.
Hot or cold?:: HOT WATER -- COLD WEATHER
Warm or cool?:: WARM TOWELS -- COOL EVENING BREEZE
Rough or smooth?:: SMOOTH
Cat or dog?:: I LOVE MY CATS MORE THAN ANYTHING, BUT IM TRYING TO TALK MICHAEL INTO GETTING A DOG
Snake or bird?:: SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!
Shark or T-Rex?:: ID KILL TO HAVE A T-REX AS A PET
Past or present?:: THE PRESENT
Science fiction or fantasy?:: FANTASY, I REALLY DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION SHIT
Dull or sharp?:: SHARP. I LOVE KNIVES. FOR, YA KNOW, COOKING...
Live forever or die young?:: DIE YOUNG. I EVENTUALLY WANT TO EXPERIENCE DEATH
Books or television?:: HANDS DOWN BOOKS
Jump or skip?:: JUMP. SPECIFICALLY THE 'VB APPROACH'!! DODO & KT KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
Fast or slow?:: I DRIVE FAST AND I EAT SLOW
Run or walk?:: RUN! RUN! RUN!
Guy or girl?:: WHY NOT BOTH?
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: DISNEY. MY MOMS KITTY TJ LOOKS LIKE TOD FROM THE FOX AND THE HOUND, THATS ONE OF MY FAV MOVIES/BOOKS
Belle or Jasmine?:: BELLE
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: CRUELLA DEVILLE, CRUELLA DEVILLE, IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOU NO EVIL THING WILL (MY SISTER FOUND A VID TAPE OF MYSELF & SHANNON MEEHAN SINGING THIS, FUCKING HILAAARIOUS!)
Food or friends?:: FRIENDS. EATING IS SO CLICHE!
Colors or black and white?:: COLORS MAKE LIFE MORE INTERESTING
Cute or pretty?:: PRETTY
Good or evil?:: I MAY BE EVIL BUT IM NOT THE DEVIL
Fruits or vegetables?:: THIS IS TOUGH. IM GONNA SAY FRUITS WIN BY A HAIR. I COULD LIVE ON APPLES.
Milk or juice?:: NEITHER
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: NEITHER
Beer or wine?:: HMM, I DONT REALLY DRINK ANYMORE, BUT I THINK RIGHT NOW I COULD GO FOR A TALL FROSTY HEF
Movies or cartoons?:: OLD SCHOOL CARTOONS, THE CLASSIC SHIT
Pillow or blanket?:: BLANKET, I COULD PROB MAKE DO WITHOUT A PILLOW
Moon or stars?:: MOON, IT REMINDS ME OF MY DAD
Sky or sea?:: SKY! FLYING IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
Explode or implode?:: EXPLODE. I LOVE BLOWING THINGS UP

=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: UH, THE SAME AS THE TOP BUT IT HAS MORE VEINS, AND THE OTHER END OF MY TONGUE STUD
Your foot?:: KINDA PINKY/BROWN/APRICOT-ISH
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: MY BROKEN TOE, YO
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: NO. I OPENLY FANTASIZE ABOUT G.W.
Do you chew on your homework?:: YEAH, I EAT PAPER
Pencils?:: ONLY THE WOODEN ONES, AND I STOP WHEN I GET TO THE ERASER
Do you read the dictionary?:: ANSWERS.COM IS ONE OF MY FAV SITES, SO YES
Encyclopedia?:: WIKIPEDIA.COM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAV SITES, SO YES AGAIN
Atlas?:: NOT REALLY
Road map?:: I LOVE MAPS, IVE GOT TWO HUGE WALL MAPS, ONE OF THE US AND ONE OF THE WORLD
Do you memorize random facts?:: NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY SO MEMORIZING SHIT IS EASY FOR ME
Do you stalk anyone?:: NO
Does anyone stalk you?:: A LIFE TIME AGO
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: I ACTUALLY DID ONCE, BUT THAT WAS B/C I DIDNT HAVE AN EDGING TOOL HANDY
Do you dust your lawn?:: UMM, NO?
Do you collect dust?:: NOT ME PERSONALLY. BUT THIS GUY I KNOW...
Lint?:: CLEANING THE LINT FILTER IN MY DRYER IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
Baby teeth?:: NO
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: NOT A PROSTITUTE, MAYBE A STRIPPER
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: NO, CUZ THEN THE CRACK WHORES COULD BE OUT OF A JOB
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: FOR SURE, EVERY NIGHT!!
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: HEEEEELL NO, MY FAVORITE CANDY (SMARTIES) IS MADE IN CANADIA! (YES I SPELLED THAT WRONG ON PURPOSE)
Mexicans?:: NOT PARTICULARLY. BUT THEY SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL THEIR CHILDREN. AND HAVE LESS OF THEM.
Americans?:: MOST OF THE WHITE TRASH BIBLE THUMPING AMERICANS IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF ME
The French?:: HAVENT HAD ENOUGH OF AN EXPERIENCE WITH EM TO MAKE A JUDGEMENT
The English?:: SAME AS ABOVE
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: CANT SAY THAT I HAVE
Have you ever shot someone?:: YES
Something?:: YES. AND TO THE ONE ABOVE IT WASNT WITH A REAL GUN.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: I WONT BOTHER TO TRY TO COUNT. IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN HAVING NEW UNDERWEAR MONTHLY
Jeans?:: AGAIN, I HAVE NO CLUE
What ring size are you?:: 6.5
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: NO I HAVE NOT
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: NOPE
Do you eat a lot?:: NOPE
Do you get excited over cameras?:: FUUUCK YEAH! I TAKE MY CAMERA EEEEVERYWHERE AND I TAKE PICS OF EEEEVERYTHING!
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: NOT AN OBSESSION, BUT THERE ARE 3 JARS IN MY FRIDGE
Poison?:: THE BAND??
Knives?:: YES, I LOVE KNIVES!
Cheese?:: I LOVE LOVE LOVE SONOMA CHEESE FACTORY'S GARLIC JACK CHEESE
Penguins?:: HAHAHAAA FUUUUCK YEAH! I WENT TO SOME SOPHOMORE DANCE WITH 'THE PENGUIN'
Bald people?:: I WANT TO SHAVE MY HEAD
Scrawny African children?:: YEAH, THEY'RE TASTY
Midgets?:: IM REALLY NOT INTO MIDGETS, I HATE THIS CRAZE WHERE EVERYONE HAS A MIDGET AS A SIDEKICK
Pirates?:: YES! PIRATES! KT & I ARE WERE INTO PIRATES WAAAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
Corny jokes?:: WHO DOESNT LOVE A CORNY JOKE?
Are you a virgin?:: NO
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: NO
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: WHO THE FUCK SERIOUSLY DOES THAT? I FLOSS EVERY DAY THOUGH
Do you bite yourself?:: I BITE OTHER PEOPLE
Cut yourself?:: NO
Do you get cold sores often?:: NO
Do you have a cold right now?:: NO
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: YES. AND SINCE MY CAR ACCIDENT THEY'VE BEEN EXTRA BAD
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: YES! REMEMBER MY OBSESSION WITH KNIVES...
Do you have a twitching problem?:: HAHAHA, "WHY'S THAT FUNNY? I DONT KNOW"
Are you homicidal?:: NO MA'AM
What do you do on the computer?:: WORK. PLAY. COMMUNICATE.
Anything your parents should know about?:: MY MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING
Are you happy with your life?:: VERY. BUT I HAVE TO CONFESS THE PAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT.
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: ILL HAVE TO REMEMBER TAKE A POLL
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: NEVER TRIED IT
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: "CHLOROPHYLL? MORE LIKE BOROVILLE!"
How big is the universe?:: THIS BIG --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
What's the logic behind your answer?:: ITLL LOOK COOL ON THE POST
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: LATELY IVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING, MAYBE 4 HOURS A NIGHT IF IM LUCKY
What do you dream about?:: SOME SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT
Anything your parents should know about?:: DIDNT WE ALREADY COVER THIS?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: IVE LEARNED TO IGNORE THEM
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: NEVER TRIED IT, BUT I THINK ID ENJOY IT
Do you have AIM?:: YESSM
MSN?:: NO SIRREE
YIM?:: NO SIRREE
A Neopets account?:: NO SIRREE
A Vampirefreaks account?:: A WHAT?
A Quizilla account?:: NO
A Bzoink account?:: NO
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: UNTIL I KILL THEM
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: YEAH, I WANNA KNOW WHERE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING SO I CAN KILL IT
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: MAYBE IF I WAS COVERED IN APHIDS
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: I SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR A MAURY POVICH SHOW ABOUT A GUY WHO HAS A FEAR OF PEACHES
Doesn't breathe?:: IF I CAN OUTRUN IT IM NOT SCARED OF IT
Are you scared of anything at all?:: YES
What?:: YOUR MOM
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: SOUTH. BECAUSE I LIKE THAT 'NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLES' THING AND SOGGY IS A GREAT WORD, LIKE SLOBBER.
Do you have a life?:: OBVIOUSLY
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: SURE
A webcam?:: NO
A scanner?:: SURE
A printer?:: SURE
A cordless mouse?:: SURE
Does your mouse light up?:: ONE LIGHTS UP BLUE, THE OTHER ONE LIGHTS UP RED
Are you scared of mice?:: NOPE
What kind of computer do you have?:: IVE GOT THREE 1. LAPTOP--DELL--INSPIRON 2. DESKTOP--SONY--VAIO 3. LAPTOP--TOSHIBA
Were you ever physically abused?:: PSH, NO, ID KICK FUCKING ASS IF SOMEONE TRIED TO HURT ME
Verbally?:: WHO HASNT BEEN YELLED AT BEFORE?
Sexually?:: NO. AND I THINK THIS IS WAY TOO PERSONAL A QUESTION TO ASK BTW.
Do you wish you were a fish?:: NO BUT I HAVE FISH, GARTH & VERN. I NEED TO GET THAT POND FINISHED IN MY BACKYARD CUZ THESE MOFOS ARE HUGE
A cat?:: NO
A dog?:: NO
Do you have a cell phone?:: YEAH, WHICH I JUST BROKE
What kind is it?:: LG VX8300 ITS AN AWESOME PHONE! AND ITLL BE THE 4TH NEW PHONE IVE HAD THIS YEAR, THANK DOG FOR THAT INSURANCE SHIT.
Do you weasel out of things?:: SOMETIMES
Do your teachers like you?:: THEY LOVED ME, AND YES I WOULD HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH ONE
Do your parents like you?:: MOST DEFINITELY
Do your siblings like you?:: MOST DEFINITELY
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: I DONT KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN KARMA, B/C IM A FAIRLY DECENT PERSON, HOWEVER IVE HAD A LOT OF BAD SHIT HAPPEN TO ME OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, SO...??
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: BAH! NO! THATS SCARY!
Do you enjoy school?:: SURE
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: UNDER. EVEN IF ITS HOT ILL SLEEP UNDER A SHEET OR SOMETHING, I LIKE TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF SOMETHING, MAKES ME FEEL SECURE
Do you sleep in a bed?:: EVERY NIGHT
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: LIKE PHYSICALLY? ONLY IF IM IN WATER
Are you a packrat?:: NO
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: HTML
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: MY FOOD
Do you shy away from social situations?:: HA. NO
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: SURE
Are you at least attracted to them?:: SURE
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: I CAN COUNT ON A PAIR OF SLIPPERS EVERY YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY MOM
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: NOPE
Do you label other people?:: YES AND I ALSO JUDGE THEM BEFORE I GET TO KNOW THEM
Are you proud?:: OF COURSE
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: FUUUUCK YEAH, IM THINKING ABOUT MAKING SOME RIGHT NOW.

=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: ALL THE FREAKING TIME. AND I KEEP HAND SANITIZER HANDY WHEN IM DEALING WITH MONEY.
Do you wet the bed?:: NO
What age did you stop?:: NEVER DID
Do you lie a lot?:: NO =)
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: HELL NO, IM ANAL ABOUT MY ORAL HYGIENE
Brush your hair?:: I DONT BRUSH MY HAIR. EVER.
Do you use deoderant?:: YES
Do you masturbate?:: YES
How often?:: IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Are you an alcoholic?:: NO
A druggie?:: NO
Do you drink illegally?:: NO
Do you wear underwear?:: SOMETIMES
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: I NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAIR WITHOUT WASHING THEM
Are you a coward?:: NO
A loser?:: NO
An idiot?:: NO
Do you chatspeak?:: HUNH?
Are you a bad friend?:: NO
Are you untrustworthy?:: NO
Unreliable?:: MMM, IF I SAY NO SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BITCH, SO I CAN HAVE MY MOMENTS OF UNRELIABILITY
Do you pick your nose?:: NO. BUT I PLAY WITH MY NOSE RING SOMETIMES AND I GUESS THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IM PICKING MY NOSE
Are you imperfect?:: NO
Ugly?:: NO
Do you have bad hair?:: NO
Are you shallow?:: NOT REALLY
Greedy?:: NOT REALLY
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: NEVER
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: I CAN BEND MY PINKIES BACK ABNORMALLY FAR
Do you burp often?:: NO
Are you impolite?:: I TRY NOT TO BE
Disrespectful?:: ONLY IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN DISRESPECTFUL TO ME FIRST
Sadistic?:: NO
Are you a pansy?:: NO
Are you a conformist?:: FUCK NO
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: NO
Do you have buck teeth?:: NO. IVE GOT GREAT TEETH, THATS WHY IM ALWAYS SMILING.
Acne?:: NO
Mental illnesses?:: NO
Are you fake?:: NO
Does your breath smell?:: NO
Do you have a strong body odor?:: NO
Do you have bad teeth?:: SEE ABOVE
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: NO JUST A REGULAR PIERCING
Are you overweight?:: NO
Anorexic?:: NO
Bulimic?:: NO
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW...
A tattoo?:: NO TATTOOS AT ALL
Are you a wannabe?:: PSH, NO
Do you get bad grades?:: NO, IM MEGA SMART
What's your IQ level?:: DUNNO, IVE NEVER BEEN TESTED
Are you a bad guesser?:: NO
Are you slow?:: NO
Are you bad at reading people?:: IVE BEEN WRONG A FEW TIMES
Are you too nice for your own good?:: I LIKE TO SAY IM A BITCH, BUT IN ALL HONESTY IM NOT
Do you have a lot of friends?:: YES
Do you give in easily?:: NO
Are you stubborn?:: YES
Are you annoying?:: I CAN BE
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: FOR SURE
Are you a necrophilliac?:: UCK, NO
Are you incestuous?:: DOUBLE UCK! NO
Is your room messy?:: RIGHT NOW MY OFFICE IS A WAR ZONE!
Do you make fun of other people?:: ALL THE TIME
Do you respect your body?:: OF COURSE
Are you arrogant?:: I CAN BE
Do you have low self-esteem?:: NO
Are you unique?:: VERY
Are your hands clammy?:: NO THEY'RE COOL AND DRY RIGHT NOW
Are you short?:: IM 5'8" BITCHES
Are you freakishly tall?:: NO
Do you like Simple Plan?:: NO

=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?:: I DO, BECAUSE OF MY DAD. BUT IM NOT RELIGIOUS
Do you believe in magic?:: NO
True love?:: YES
Heaven?:: YES
Hell?:: THERE BETTER BE A HELL B/C CERTAIN PEOPLE BETTER END UP THERE
Satan?:: IF THERES A HELL, SOMEONES GOTTA BE IN CHARGE OF IT
The Lord and Lady?:: WHO/WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
The Goddess?:: BULLSHIT
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: BULLSHIT
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: BULLSHIT
Are you an atheist?:: NO
Agnostic?:: MAYBE
Do you believe in fairies?:: FLORA, FAUNA, AND MERRIWEATHER!
Dragons?:: NO
Unicorns?:: NO
Gollums?:: NO
Santa?:: IM NOT STUPID
The Easter Bunny?:: WOW
The Tooth Fairy?:: STOP
Pixies?:: ASKING
Phoenixes?:: ME
Elves?:: THESE
Dwarves?:: STUPID
Mermaids?:: QUESTIONS
Karma?:: I THOUGHT WE COVERED THIS
Immortality?:: NO
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: NO
Mayan Gods?:: NO
Incan Gods?:: NO
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: NO, THERES ONLY ONE REALITY, BUT DIFFERENT WAYS OF VIEWING/DEALING WITH IT
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: NO
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: NO
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: NO
Do you believe in Eternity?:: NO
Do you believe in evolution?:: YES
Do you believe in life after death?:: I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT
What happens to us after we die?:: I WONT KNOW UNTIL IT HAPPENS NOW WILL I?
Do you believe in superheroes?:: NO
Super villains?:: SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES?
Do you believe in Fate?:: YES
That everything has a purpose?:: YES
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: I
Sex?:: THINK
Love?:: ALL
Success?:: OF
Making yourself happy?:: THESE
Making others happy?:: THINGS
Religion?:: ARE
Politics?:: A
Do you believe in miracles?:: BIG
Angels?:: PART
Demons?:: OF
Ghosts?:: LIFE
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: NO
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: NO
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: NO
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: NO, BUT WORKING FOR SOMETHING CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: NOT ALWAYS
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: YES

=>The Basics<=
Name:: KATHRYN
Age:: 25
Gender:: FEMALE
Happy with it?:: YEAH, ID DEF RATHER BE A CHICK THAN A GUY
Eye color:: HAZEL
Happy with it?:: YEAH
If not, what would you change it to?:: IT WOULD BE COOL IF THEY WERE MORE GREEN
Hair color:: ITS A FABULOUS DARK/BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW
Happy with it?:: VERY, THE RED IS DEF WORKING FOR ME
If not, what would you change it to?:: WOULDNT CHANGE IT
Hair length:: JUST CHOPPED IT ALL OFF BITCHES!
Hair style:: I PUT SOME GOO IN IT, TWEAK IT AROUND AND IM GOOD TO GO
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: DUH DUH DER
What color?:: IVE BEEN EVERY NORMAL COLOR THERE IS, MAYBE I SHOULD GO PINK OR BLUE NEXT
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: ABOUT EVERY 4-6 WEEKS. MY HAIR GROWS REALLY FAST AND I HATE HAVING ROOTS
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: NOPE, ITS THICK AND SHINY AND B-E-A-UTIFUL
Are you clean-shaven?:: OF COURSE
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: LONG & SLENDER
Thin or full lips?:: FULL
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: NOT FREAKISHLY THICK, BUT THERES A LOT OF IT
Have you ever had lice?:: NO
How old were you?:: WHO WOULD ACTUALLY SAY 'YES I HAD LICE'?
Nicknames:: KATO - KATE - YOUR MOM - BITCHES - MOUSE - KATOSAUCE
Happy with them?:: YEOP
Aliases:: VIVIAN
What made you choose them?:: IT WAS JULIA ROBERTS' NAME IN PRETTY WOMAN, AAAAND IT WAS THAT WHORISH WOMANS NAME IN DIRTY DANCING
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: MY MOM ACTUALLY WANTED A BOY, AND SHE WAS GOING TO NAME HIM TJ, BUT SHE GOT ME, SO SHE NAMED HER NEW CAT TJ
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: ID HAVE TO THINK HARDER ABOUT THIS
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: NO, I LOVE MY LAST NAME
What heritage does your first name imply?:: GREEK ORIGIN - MEANING 'PURE'
Middle name?:: ALYSON
Last name?:: THESE QUESTIONS ARE JUST ASKING
Place of birth:: TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE ALL MY INFO
Date of birth:: AND STEAL MY IDENTITY
Nationality:: LETS SEE, IM GERMAN - IRISH - I THINK SCANDINAVIAN OR SWEDISH, ILL ASK MY MOM AND DOUBLE CHECK
Were you named after anyone?:: YES
Who?:: MY GRANDMOTHER
What side of the family does your name come from?:: MOMS SIDE
Did your parents immigrate?:: NO
How about your grandparents?:: WHY DONT I KNOW
Your great grandparents?:: THE ANSWERS
Farther back into your family?:: TO THESE QUESTIONS
Where did they emmigrate from?:: ILL HAVE TO
Where did they immigrate to?:: ASK MY MOM
Skin color:: WHITE
What's your facial structure like?:: UM...
Height:: 5'8"
Happy with it?:: YEAH ID HATE TO BE SHORT
What's your father's name?:: DAVID
Your mother's?:: SHARON
Do you have any siblings?:: A SISTER
How old are they?:: SHES GONNA BE 32
What are their names?:: JENWAA
Do you get along with your family?:: MOST OF THEM. MY COUSINS ARE AWESOME!
Do you wish they were different?:: I GUESS NOT
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: THESE
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: ARE
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: ODD
If so, why?:: QUESTIONS
Who do you get along with most?:: IN MY FAMILY? NOT COUNTING THE OBVIOUS (MICHAEL) IM PROBABLY CLOSEST WITH MY MOM, JEN AND SEANTOS.

=>Favorites<=
Color:: LIME GREEN
Month:: DECEMBER - CHRISTMAS IS MY MOST FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR
Year:: HOW CAN
Decade:: I ANSWER
Century:: THESE QUESTIONS
Millenium::UNTIL IVE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE
Animal:: DONKEY
Movie:: DIRTY DANCING - HEAT
Book:: I CANT CHOSE A FAV
River:: ILL GO WITH THE TRUCKEE RIVER
Lake:: LAKE HAVASU
Ocean:: PACIFIC
Country:: UNITED STATES
City:: NEW YORK
State:: CALIFORNIA
Province:: NONE
Place to go in your neighborhood:: THIS IS MORE FOR THE CITY FOLK
Person:: MICHAEL
Relative:: MOM & SISTER
Pet:: ZOSH & CATCAT
Actor:: MORGAN FREEMAN
Actress:: JULIA ROBERTS
Celebrity:: CONAN O'BRIEN - HOWARD STERN
Musician:: ANI DIFRANCO
Singer:: EVA CASSIDY
Band:: TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS
Movie genre:: ANYTHING BUT SCIENCE FICTION
Book genre:: AGAIN, ANYTHING BUT SCIENCE FICTION
Play genre:: I
Play:: DONT
Musical:: HAVE
Poem:: FAVORITES
Writer:: FOR
Song:: THESE
Sport:: NOT REALLY THAT INTO SPORTS
Drink:: WATER OR TEA
Food:: APPLES
Brand of cereal:: SPECIAL K
Candy bar:: IM NOT INTO CANDY BARS
Disney princess:: ARIEL
Disney prince:: NONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD A BIG ENOUGH PACKAGE
Disney villain:: REMEMBER FROM EARLIER? CRUELLA DEVILLE!
Disney character:: HMM...
CD:: DONT HAVE A FAVORITE
Director:: SAME AS ABOVE
Videogame:: NOT INTO VIDEOGAMES
Computer game:: DONT PLAY GAMES OFTEN, BUT I USED TO BE REALLY INTO ONLINE CHESS, RED ALERT AND SUDOKO
Game:: NAKED TWISTER ANYONE??
Board game:: SCRABBLE
Word game:: SAME AS ABOVE
Clothing style:: I SHOP AT THE HOOKER OUTLET, LIKE 'BETH' FROM DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
Truth or dare question:: DARE!
Fairy tale:: THESE ARE THINGS I HAVENT THOUGHT
Lullaby:: ABOUT IN MANY MANY YEARS
Holiday:: CHRISTMAS
Mythological creature:: THAT THING THATS HALF MAN HALF HORSE
Miscellaneous item:: VIBRATOR
Storybook character:: THE OLD LADY WHO LIVED IN A SHOE
Movie character:: BILLY MADISON!
Play character:: NO
Musical character:: NO
College:: MEH
Football team:: WE
Soccer team:: COVERED
Tennis player:: THIS
Hockey team:: ALREADY
Basketball team:: IM
Baseball team:: NOT
Swimmer:: INTO
Track star:: SPORTS
Vegetable:: BROCCOLI
Fruit:: APPLES - ORANGES
Toothpaste brand:: AQUAFRESH
Type of computer:: MY DELL LAPTOP
Medication:: ANYTHING THAT GETS RID OF MY MIGRAINES
Poison:: WHO THE FUCK HAS A FAVORITE POISON?
Type of sword:: UMM...
Type of gun:: I REALLY SHOULDNT SAY, ITS ILLEGAL IN CA
Planet:: EARTH
Space feature:: STARS
Breed of cat:: MAINE COON
Dog:: I WANT ONE OF THOSE LAB/GOLDEN RETRIEVER MIXES, YA KNOW, THE SEEING EYE DOGS
Spider:: I HATE SPIDERS
Fish:: GOLD FISH
Penguin:: ANY KIND OF PENGUIN IS AWESOME
Species of crustacean:: LOBSTER!!
Arachnid:: I SAID I HATE SPIDERS SPECIFICALLY, ILL BROADEN THAT TO ARACHNIDS IN GENERAL
Insect:: DRAGON FLY
Pair of socks:: MY SISTER GOT ME THESE AWESOME STRIPPED KNEE HIGH SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR
Scooby-Doo character:: I ALWAYS KINDA HAD A CRUSH ON FRED
Spongebob Squarepants character:: IVE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW
Quote:: "GO CLEAN UP THAT VOMIT, IM GONNA TAKE A VICODIN"
Adage:: HMM, THIS IS A GOOD ONE, I DONT WHAT MY FAV WOULD BE
President:: CLINTON
Astrological sign:: I SUPPOSE MY OWN, AQUARIUS
Chinese zodiac sign:: I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!
Number:: 4
Short story:: THIS IS MAKING ME THINK HARDER THAN I HAD WANTED TO
Word:: SLOBBER
Definition:: HARD TO PICK A FAV HERE
Time period:: RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Dictionary brand:: ITS ALL ABOUT THE INTERNET THESE DAYS
Series of books:: YOU CANT BEAT NANCY DREW! ALTHOUGH THE HARRY POTTER SERIES IS PRETTY GOOD, AS IS THE NORA ROBERTS MURDER MYSTERY SERIES
Publishing company:: SERIOUSLY, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A FAVORITE PUBLISHING COMPANY?
Illustrator:: CYNTHIA RYLANT - CAT HEAVEN IS AN AWESOME CHILDRENS BOOK
Artist:: VAN GOGH
Childhood story:: LIKE A STORY FROM MY OWN CHILDHOOD? OR SOME GENERIC SHIT? ILL GO WITH ME -- THE TIME I FELL OFF THAT TALL FUCKING SLIDE AT PRESTWOOD AND BLOODIED MYSELF UP REAL GOOD LIKE
Childhood memory:: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY DAD WOULD CUT UP SOME FRUIT AND WE'D READ A FEW BOOKS BEFORE BEDTIME
Facial expression:: SMILING
Serial killer:: THE ZODIAK!!
Medieval torture device:: THIS ONES PRETTY ROWDY: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_(torture_device)
Instrument:: GUITAR
Brand of chocolate:: CHOCOLTE IS CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE
Candy:: SMARTIES!!
Brand of candy:: THIS IS WAY REPETITIVE
Time of day:: LATE NIGHT
Codename Amour and Adori use:: WHAA?
Letter:: Z
Inside joke:: YOUR MOM!!! MUWUAHAHA
Joke:: THAT ONE ABOUT THE QUADREPLEGIC GETTING FUCKED
Scent:: CUPCAKES BAKING!!
Onomotapoeia:: THE SURVEY PEOPLE MISSPELLED THIS, ITS ONOMATOPOEIA, AND I LIKE 'GROWL'
Alliteration:: HMM, DUNNO

=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color:: GREEN
Hair length:: WAIST
Hair style:: CURLY
Eye color:: BLACK
Skin color:: RED
Any makeup?:: EYE LINER
Clothing style:: SPANDEX
Shy or outgoing?:: SHY
Happy or depressed?:: DEPRESSED
Funny or serious?:: SERIOUS
Abusive or kind?:: ABUSIVE
Respectful or perverted?:: PERVERTED
Completely describe their personality:: I THINK I ALREADY DID ABOVE
This is another space if you need it:: THANKS BUT I DONT NEED IT
Ideal height:: 7'
Ideal weight:: 130LBS
Body type:: ANOREXIC
Completely describe their appearances:: WHY ASK ME QUESTIONS AND THEN ASK ME TO SUMMARIZE MY ANSWERS?
This is another space if you need it:: STOP. ITS ANNOYING.
Cup size or condom size:: EXTRA SMALL
Masochistic or sadistic?:: SADISTIC
Conformist or nonconformist?:: CONFORMIST
Artistic or athletic?:: ARTISTIC
Intellectual or unintelligent?:: UNINTELLIGENT. WHO WANTS TO BE AROUND SOMEONE WHOS SMART?
Complex or simple?:: COMPLEX. I LIKE DEALING WITH ISSUES
What would their hobbies be?:: STAMP COLLECTING
Interests?:: SCIENCE FICTION, BECAUSE, YA KNOW, I HATE SCIENCE FICTION
Obsessions:: ID WANT HIM TO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH CORN
Would they hug you often?:: NO, HED NEVER TOUCH ME
Kiss you often?:: EEW, KISSING GIVES YOU COOTIES!
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: HE WOULD NEVER PROFESS HIS LOVE
Have you already found your ideal mate?:: NO. I CRUISE THE LOCAL PRISONS ON THE WEEKENDS.
Or as close as someone can get?:: MY NECK HURTS
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: ID HAVE SEX OFTEN. BUT NOT WITH HIM.
Are you in love?:: OKAY FOR REAL NOW, YES IM IN LOVE
What will you do together?:: EVERYTHING
Your ideal date:: SOMEWHERE PRIVATE, QUIET, ROMANTIC
Your ideal wedding:: IM NOT GETTING MARRIED ANY TIME SOON, SO WHY THINK ABOUT IT?
How many kids?:: I WANT FIVE
What will their names be?:: IT STRESSES ME OUT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
What do you think they would look like?:: I HOPE THEY'RE NOT RETARDED...
Will you even have kids?:: EVENTUALLY
If not, why?:: BUT IM NOT IN ANY HURRY AT ALL
Will you even get married?:: EVENTUALLY
If no, why?:: AND AGAIN, IM NOT IN ANY HURRY TO GET MARRIED
Are you taken or single?:: SPOKEN FOR

=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color:: ORANGE
Animal:: IM NOT BIG ON WHALES
Number:: 9 KINDA SCARES ME
President:: BUSH
Actor:: MEL GIBSON
Actress:: KIRSTEN DUNST BOTHERS ME
Director:: I
Celebrity:: THINK
Artist:: ILL
Illustrator:: GO
Poet:: HOME
Writer:: AND
Band:: BAKE
Musician:: SOME
Singer:: CUPCAKES
Food:: SEA FOOD
Fruit:: BANANAS RATE PRETTY LOW ON MY LIST
Vegetable::SQUASH IS BORING
Candy:: FUCK, STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FUCKING CANDY!!
Candy bar:: FUCKING SHIT!
Brand of chocolate:: CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE
Skittles flavor:: THEY NEVER ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE SKITTLES FLAVOR WAS, SO WHY ASK ME WHAT MY LEAST FAV IS?
Month:: I LIKE THEM ALL
Year:: 2004-2006 HAVE ALL SUCKED ASS
Decade:: THIS DECADE IS NOT GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START
Century:: I HATED THE 1600'S
Millenium:: WHOA
Era:: THESE
Time period:: QUESTIONS
Battle of the Civil War:: ARE
War:: REALLY
Battle of WWII:: OFF
Battle of American Revolution:: THE
Genius:: FUCKING
Genus of plant:: WALL
Flower:: I LIKE ALL FLOWERS
Tree:: LEAST FAVORITE TREE?? UMM...
Hair color::BROWN
Eye color:: BROWN
Fairy tale:: I
Disney princess:: THINK
Disney villain:: WHOEVER
Disney prince:: MADE
Movie character:: THIS
Play character:: SURVEY
Book character:: WAS
Musical character:: REALLY
Play:: FUCKED
Musical:: UP
Person:: I HAVE A FEW LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE
Brand of cereal:: I ALWAYS HATED LUCKY CHARMS
Brand of battery:: THE GENERIC ONES
Mental illness:: DOWN SYNDROME IS BORING
Medication:: TYLENOL IS WORTHLESS
Serial killer:: I
Poison:: WANT
Type of sword:: A
Type of gun:: CHIA
Toothpaste brand:: PET
Scent:: POOP
Taste:: POOP
Sound:: SOMEONE POOPING
Sexual position:: ANY SEXUAL POSITION IS GOOD
Article of clothing:: HAVING TO WEAR A BRA IS ANNOYING SOMETIMES

=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Pretty people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Bald people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Scrawny African children?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Religion?:: I DONT CARE EITHER WAY AS LONG AS YOU DONT TRY TO PUSH IT ON ME
Politics?:: I KNOW ENOUGH TO HAVE OPINIONS
Abortion?:: IM FOR IT
Church?:: AGAIN, ITS FINE WITH ME AS LONG AS YOU DONT MAKE ME GO
Separation of church and state?:: RELIGION AND POLITICS DO NOT MIX
Blondes?:: WHATEVER
Brunettes?:: WHATEVER
Redheads?:: WHATEVER
Mainstream rock?:: WHATEVER
Abercrombie?:: I THINK THATS WHERE I GOT MY 'WEST VIRGINIA' TSHIRT
Pop music?:: ITS FUN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND ACTING STUPID
Classic rock?:: AGAIN, FUN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND ACTING STUPID, BUT EVERYTHING IS I GUESS
Roleplaying?:: I LOVE DRESSING UP...
Emo music?:: WHATEVER
Ignorance?:: MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK PEOPLE
Stupidity?:: MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK THEM A SECOND TIME
Mental retardation?:: I GREW UP AROUND IT. HAHA THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT. I ACTUALLY MET MY MOMS CLIENTS AT WORK THE OTHER NIGHT. I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE MENTALLY DISABLED AND PEOPLE WHO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: SHUT UP
Friends?:: I SOMETIMES CATCH RE-RUNS OF IT ON CHANNEL 2 AT 7PM =)
Disrespect?:: NO
Immaturity?:: SOMETIMES IT CAN BE FUN TO ACT IMMATURE
Republicans?:: WHATEVER
Democrats?:: WHATEVER
George W. Bush?:: ID LIKE TO SMACK HIM
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: PSHAW!
My mom?:: DOUBLE PSHAW!
Me?:: YOU SUCK
This survey?:: IS MAKING MY NECK HURT EVEN WORSE, AND NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE, BUT IM THE DUMBASS FOR CONTINUING IT
Dry walls?:: IM NOT A FAN OF MOLD, SO THREE CHEERS FOR DRY WALLS!
Painted walls?:: YEOP, PAINTING IS FUN
Drugs?:: DRUGS ARE SO CLICHE
Alcohol?:: IF DODO WERE WITH ME ID BE DRINKING RIGHT NOW
Prostitution?:: ID PROB GIVE A HANDJOB FOR 20 BUCKS...HAHA
Premarital sex?:: IM SORRY BUT I THINK ITS LAME TO 'SAVE YOURSELF' FOR MARRIAGE. I MEAN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLOTTE WHEN SHE MARRIED TREY, HE COULDNT GET IT UP AND THEIR MARRIAGE ENDED
Teenage sex?:: I THINK ALL TEENAGE GIRLS ARE WHORES THESE DAYS
People?:: WHATEVER
Your classmates?:: I DONT HAVE CLASSMATES
Your co-workers?:: I DONT HAVE A CO-WORKER, IVE GOT AN EMPLOYEE, AND IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR HER!
Your school?:: FUCK SCHOOL
Your family?:: I LOVE MY FAMILY
My family?:: I LOVE YOUR FAMILY
Your mental health?:: IM HAPPY TO SAY IM MENTALLY STABLE. FOR NOW AT LEAST.
My mental health?:: FUCK IT
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: I GUESS I USED TO DO IT WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
Your life?:: IM GLAD TO HAVE IT
My life?:: SUCKS
The color green?:: I LOVE LOVE LOVE GREEN
Pickles?:: I LIKE PICKLES TOO, THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD PICKLE QUESTION, WHATS UP WITH THAT?
Food?:: FOOD IS OVER RATED
Electricity?:: I PREFER CANDLE LIGHT AND GAS
Niagra falls?:: IVE NEVER BEEN BUT I GUESS IT LOOKS COOL
Cataracts?:: SURE
Bridges?:: ARE FUN
Braces?:: HAD THEM, I LIKED THE PAIN
Dictionairies?:: DONT NEED EM ANYMORE
Television?:: ITS A GOOD WAY TO PASS THE TIME
Fairy tales?:: I DONT REMEMBER ANY RIGHT NOW
Hollywood?:: LAME
MTV?:: LAME

=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?:: "A LITTLE TIRED, A LITTLE HUNGRY, KINDA HORNY..."
Smelling?:: MY PERFUME
Seeing?:: THE MONITOR
Hearing?:: IM LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN ONLINE
Doing?:: IM SITTING HERE FILLING THIS OUT
Who are you talking to online?:: NO ONE, ITS 6AM
On the phone?:: NO ONE, ITS 6AM
What room of the house are you in?: MY OFFICE
Are you cold?: A LITTLE
Bored?:: YEAH IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS
Warm?:: NO
Hot?:: NO
Do you look nice?:: I ALWAYS DO
What are you wearing?:: JUST MY ROBE AND SLIPPERS
Are you eating anything?:: NO
Drinking anything?:: WATER
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: EDDIE BAUER SLIPPERS
What are you wishing for?:: THAT MY CAR WILL BE FIIIINNNNNAAAALLLY READY TOMORROW, I MISS IT =(
What are you worried about?:: MMM, I GUESS ABOUT MY CAR ACCIDENT, BUT I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER
Sad about?:: I MISS MY DAD
Happy about?:: ITS GARBAGE DAY
Angry about?:: ITS GARBAGE DAY AND I HAVENT PUT MY CANS OUT YET
Serious about?:: I NEED TO FINISH THIS AND GET SOME FRIGGIN SLEEP
Laughing about?:: NOTHING IS FUNNY RIGHT NOW
Talking about?:: I HAVENT SPOKEN IN ABOUT 6 HOURS
Typing about?:: IM DOING THIS DAMN THING

=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?:: THE GANG FROM SESAME STREET
Your best friends?:: THE COOKIE MONSTER & GROVER
Who do you hang out with most?:: GROVER
Who do you treat the best?:: ELMO, HES SENSITIVE
Who treats you the best?:: PROBABLY BIG BIRD
Do you even have friends?:: NOT REAL ONES
If so, why are you taking this survey?:: B/C I STARTED AND NOW I HAVE TO FINISH

=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?:: NOT YET
Beaten someone up?:: NOT REALLY
Been beaten up?:: NOT REALLY
Bullied someone?:: PROBABLY
Been bullied?:: PROBABLY
Attempted suicide?:: NO
Attempted murder?:: NO
Nearly died?:: NOPE
Broken the law?:: IT HAPPENS
Stolen something?:: ROAD SIGNS
Had an abortion?:: NOPE
Known the president?::NOPE
Had an affair with the president?:: THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION
Met a famous person?:: YEAH
Masturbated?:: ALL THE TIME, YO
Gotten drunk?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Gotten high?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Had masochistic sex?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Had an affair?:: NO
Been out of the country?:: YES
Out of state?:: YES
Out of your town?:: YES
Written a poem?:: YES
A Story?:: YES
A Novel?:: NO
A Song?:: YES
Gotten published?:: IN SOME HIGH SCHOOL POETRY BOOK THINGY
Written a love poem?:: YES
Said that you hated the world?:: NO
Finished school?:: YES
Flunked a grade?:: NEVER
Flunked a test?:: NEVER
Flunked a subject?:: NEVER
Read a book for enjoyment?:: ITS WHAT I DO BITCHES
Bungee jumped?:: NO
Skydived?:: NOT YET BUT I WILL SOON!
Danced?:: ITS HOW I GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B
Been to a dance?:: SURE
Suba dived?:: NOT YET
Broken a bone?:: YEAH MAN, MY TOE AND MY TAILBONE
Gotten a nose bleed?:: IM SURE I HAVE
Had an orgasm?:: ITS SAD IF YOU HAVENT
Suffered from psychosis?:: I CONSTANTLY AM
Wished you could get away with something?:: I GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
Thought of killing someone?:: NO
Thought of killing yourself?:: NO
Saved someone's life?:: YES
Saved your own?:: I DONT THINK IVE BEEN CLOSE TO DEATH
Gone to the beach?:: LOVE IT
Gone fishing?:: USED TO DO IT WITH MY DAD =)
Gone to an island?:: FOR SURE
Died in a dream?:: NO
Had a dream that came true?:: A FEW TIMES
Kissed someone in the rain?:: YESH. IVE ALSO PEED NAKED IN THE RAIN!
Gotten pregnant?:: HELLS NO
Eaten calamari?:: YESSM
Lobster?:: OOOOH YUUUM
Helped anybody during the holidays?:: ALL THE TIME
Helped a stranger?:: DEFINITELY

=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?:: THE INSIDE, YEAH
Touch your nose with your tongue?:: HEEELLS YEAH!
Stick your fist in your mouth?:: IVE GOT A BIG MOUTH, BUT ITS NOT THAT BIG
Touch your toes?:: HA, WHO CANT?
Give away money?:: I CAN, BUT I WONT UNLESS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON
Marry a family member?:: NASTY
Hire an assassin?:: SURE
Get ahold of drugs?:: SURE
Alcohol?:: SURE
Stay up all night?:: YEP
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: YEAH THAT TIME I DID METH...I KEED I KEED, IVE NEVER DONE METH, AND IVE NEVER STAYED UP FOR TEN NIGHTS
Finish this survey?:: IM TRYING
Swim?:: MY BATHTUB IS PRETTY BIG
Draw well?:: EXTREMELY
Sing well?:: HORRIBLY
Write well?:: YES
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: REALLY DONT THINK I COULD
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: AGAIN I REALLY DONT THINK I COULD
Without milk?:: YOU HAAAVE TO HAVE MILK WITH ANYTHING LIKE THAT. COOKIES, PB&J, BROWNIES...
Predict the future?:: CERTAIN ASPECTS OF IT

=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: NO
A lover?:: NO
Give your life for a friend?:: NO
A lover?:: NO
Give your life to save a stranger's?:: NO
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: NO COMMENT
Sell yourself?:: NO
Have cyber sex?:: NO
Real sex?:: DEFINITELY NOT! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
With who?:: THE GUY WHO CUTS MY GRASS
Here's an extra space if you need one:: HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BF
Lie to a friend?:: ITS HAPPENED BEFORE
Lie to your parents?:: IVE DONE IT BEFORE, NOT ANYMORE THOUGH
Lie to a lover?:: IM SURE IVE MADE A FEW SMALL WHITE LIES
Steal from your parents?:: NEVER
Hug them in public?:: ALWAYS
Blow up your house?:: HA
Abuse someone?:: NO WAY
Use someone?:: NOT MY STYLE
Recommend this survey to a friend?:: NO

=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?:: NO AND I HATE THAT FUCKING 'HERO' SHIT
Policeman?:: NO
Serial killer?:: NO
Doctor?:: I WANTED TO BE A FORENSIC SCIENTIST
Surgeon?:: YES I LOVED CUTTING ON PEOPLE IN MY ANATOMY CLASS
Prostitute?:: NAH
Playboy model?:: NAH
Writer?:: I CANT WRITE THAT WELL
Artist?:: I AM AN ARTIST
Musician?:: NOPE
Assassin?:: NOPE
Ninja?:: I AM A NINJA
Soldier?:: HELL NO
President?:: NO
Darth Vader?:: DUDE SUCKS
Pilot?:: NOPE IVE GOT MY OWN PERSONAL ONE SO I DONT NEED TO BE ONE MYSELF
Mortician?:: IF I WAS DESPERATE
Forensic scientist?:: HA, I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS DOWN HERE
Detective?:: YES
Lawyer?:: NO
Drug-dealer?:: NO
Pirate?:: I TOTALLY AM A PIRATE!
Box-carrier?:: ID TOTALLY WORK FOR UPS
Store clerk?:: I SORT OF AM
Banker?:: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ONE POINT
Criminal?:: FUCK IVE GOT THE HICCUPS
Target?:: FOR WHAT
Professional wrestler?:: NAH
Tennis player?:: I PLAY TENNIS
Rapper?:: I TRY
Country singer?:: I REALLY DISLIKE COUNTRY MUSIC
Pop star?:: NO
Actor?:: MAYBE
Plastic surgeon?:: SURE

=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?:: BEFORE I WENT TO BED, AROUND MIDNIGHT
Took a shower?:: YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
Ate?:: I THINK AROUND 8 LAST NIGHT
Drank?:: JUST A FEW MINS AGO
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: WOW, UM, WHEN I WENT OUT WITH MY COUSINS I HAD A FEW BEERS WHICH WAS A FEW WEEKS AGO
Took a pill?:: I TOOK A MUSCLE RELAXER AND A SLEEPING PILL AT MIDNIGHT. OBVIOUSLY DIDNT HELP ME ALL THAT WELL SINCE IVE BEEN UP SINCE 430AM
Smoked?:: I DONT SMOKE
You got your photograph taken?:: YESTERDAY
You got caught doing something bad?:: I DONT KNOW
Had sex?:: YESTERDAY
Dyed your hair?:: FEW WEEKS AGO, AND I HAVE AN APT FOR THIS THURS
Hurt someone physically?:: I DONT REMEMBER
Hurt someone emotionally?:: I DONT KNOW
Did your homework?:: HMM
Hung out with your friends?:: TODAY
Got drunk?:: DRUNK DRUNK? JEEZ, I CANT REMEMBER. I RARELY DRINK ANYMORE.
Got high?:: I THINK IT WAS IN NEW YORK
Took a survey?:: THIS ONE YO
Won a contest?:: I DONT THINK IVE WON ANYTHING LATELY
Went out on a date?:: ITS BEEN A FEW DAYS
Had a strong sexual drive?:: I ALWAYS DO

=>Word Association<=
Bed.: PILLOWS
Curtains.: SHUTTERS
Lights.: LIGHT SWITCH
Music.: ITUNES
Candles.: ILLUMINATIONS
Closet.: BROOM
Door.: FRONT
Window.: SCREEN
Dog.: HEIDI
Cat.: ZOSHIE
Egypt.: SAND
Corey.: JULIAS BF
Mirror.: IKEA
Case.: GUN
Cage.: GO GO DANCERS
Cave.: BATS
Nutella.: CREPES
Bird.: DAD
Bear.: CHARMIN COMMERCIALS
Death.: DAD
Life.: DAD
White.: RED
Black.: CAR
Personality.: SUNNY
Pickle.: FRIDGE
Dilemna.: DOGPILE
Love.: HATE
Liberal.: BONDAGE
Conservative.: MONEY
Ball.: VACUUM
Moderate.: TEMPERATURE
Inept.: YOUR MOM!

THE END. Congratulations. THANK DOG!