One of the weirdest scenes in the movie was where he was watching this bear take a shit, and he runs up to the shit right after the bear wanders off, and he is just fucking fascinated by the pile. He starts rubbing it.
He just keeping repeating, “this came out of her butt!” Like it was a pile of diamonds or something. Yeah it came out of her butt, dude. It’s bear shit. That’s where it comes from.
I often wonder when I see people like this, (not that I see people playing with bear shit everyday, but you know what I mean) I think… who the fuck is hanging around with this guy? What are his friends like? What kind of lives do they have that they’re willing to spend their precious free time hanging out with this dude?
Because you know what? You might think that someone is fucking retarded and annoying, but I’m betting that retarded and annoying person has at least a few people in his life that are retarded and annoying enough to want to hang out with him.
See, that’s the thing about people, they always find someone to hang out with. We NEED it, or we go crazy. I mean, people need people so much, that one of the worst punishments that they can give you in prison, is to leave you alone in solitary confinement.
Can you imagine that? You’re trapped in a fucking cage with murderers and thieves, and the worst punishment they can give you, is to take you away from the murderers and thieves and leave you by yourself.
Think about that shit for a little bit.
whatever yall do, dont download this...
Kato Masochist: yeah so this name is more appropriate for beastiality
Kremmm: haaaaaaaaaaa
Kremmm: gross
Kato Masochist: ooh ooh its ready
Kato Masochist: here goes...
Kremmm: oh jesus
Kato Masochist: omg
Kato Masochist: omg omg omg
Kato Masochist: holy shit
Kato Masochist: eeeeew
Kremmm: =-O
Kato Masochist: omg!
Kremmm: what what what
Kremmm: i can't watch it
Kremmm: i can't
Kremmm: no
Kato Masochist: MAKE ME STOP!
Kato Masochist: OOOOOH
Kato Masochist: YUCK
Kremmm: i think you should turn it off
Kato Masochist: YUUUUCK
Kato Masochist: hahhahaha
Kremmm: turn it off
Kato Masochist: fuuuuuck siiiick
Kato Masochist: the GROSSEST THING ABOUT THAT
Kremmm: oh god
Kato Masochist: is that at the end
Kremmm: yeah
Kato Masochist: the horse pulls out
Kremmm: ugh
Kato Masochist: and dude goes
Kato Masochist: ahhaha
Kato Masochist: in a kinda whisper
Kato Masochist: he came, yeeeeah he came
Kato Masochist: HAHA
Kremmm: i'm reacting in a very sickend manner
Kato Masochist: thats fuckign WRONG
Kremmm: hahaha
Kremmm: oh my go
Kato Masochist: that is one big ass fucking cock
Kremmm: god god god dammit
Kremmm: do i want to see it?
Kato Masochist: yeah you do
Kato Masochist: its not that bad
Kato Masochist: haha wtf am i talking about?
Kremmm: but he DIED
Kato Masochist: its beastiality
Kato Masochist: its hORRIBLE
Kremmm: dude
Kremmm: i think i'll throw up if i see it
Kremmm: maybe i'll wait until tomorrow when dodd is awake
Kremmm: and we can watch together
Kato Masochist: There’s just no fucking way everything is going to be OK.
The guy makes a groan that can only be described as a combination of the sounds that you would make if you were taking a massive shit, while at the same time getting kicked in the balls, and punched in the throat.
The best part about it is that his friend asks him several times “Too much?”
Ummm… what the fuck do you think?
Kato Masochist: that is soooooo true
Kremmm: so i have somebody to comfort me after wards
Kato Masochist: hahahah
Kremmm: jesus
Kato Masochist: yeah this article is so right horse cock goes in with no resistance
Kato Masochist: and the horse is like fucking him
Kremmm: duuuuude
Kremmm: he's really givin it to him?
Kremmm: haaaa
Kremmm: gross gross gross
Kato Masochist: yeah man
Kremmm: who does that?
Kremmm: and who video tapes it
Kato Masochist: fuck dude
Kato Masochist: there are people out there
Kato Masochist: obviously
Kremmm: ugh
Kato Masochist: but like
Kremmm: i just don't know
Kato Masochist: how do you live with yoruself
Kato Masochist: knowing that you just let a horse fuck you in the ass
Kremmm: well you don't
Kremmm: because the horse fucking ripped him apart
Kremmm: you DONT live with yourself
Kato Masochist: hahahahaha
Kato Masochist: evidently not
Kremmm: i just don't understand how you end up doing this
Kato Masochist: okay so heres the question\
Kremmm: like one day out of boredom, you're just like, i think i'm gonna get the horse to fuck me
Kato Masochist: how do these people get hte horse
Kremmm: what is that HORSE thinking
Kremmm: EXACTLY
Kato Masochist: is this like cock fights?
Kato Masochist: where people just own horses to fuck
Kremmm: like, dude, if you're a horse, isn't that a bit of a step down from fucking a lady horse?
Kremmm: fucking a DUDE
Kremmm: duuud
Kremmm: dude
Kremmm: did you read the article attached to it? how he had just bought a stallion
Kremmm: and his family was like, ummm, what is that all about
Kato Masochist: haha noo i didnt read that article
Kato Masochist: i think i will though
Kremmm: i think you should
Kremmm: so like, how does the horse even mount him
Kremmm: and how long does the horse get after it before he's done
Kremmm: there are just too many questions
Kato Masochist: hahah the guy keeps asking dude getting fucked 'too much?'
Kato Masochist: well um i dont know, theres a fucking 3 foot long horse cock in my ass, what do you think
Kato Masochist: the horses cock is like literally as big as dudes thigh
Kremmm: dude
Kremmm: did he try to stop him?
Kato Masochist: bi
Kato Masochist: no
Kato Masochist: haha i mean no
Kato Masochist: my fingers were off
Kato Masochist: heh
Kremmm: i just do not understand
Kremmm: i just dont
Kato Masochist: dudes balls look heeellla fucked up too
Kato Masochist: like hes got utters
Kato Masochist: his balls look like teats
Kremmm: before the fucking or after
Kremmm: or i guess during
Kato Masochist: during
Kato Masochist: man thats fucking sick
Kato Masochist: im glad dude died
Kato Masochist: b/c thinking that anyone could live through that
Kremmm: i can't believe the cause of death
Kato Masochist: is wrong
Kremmm: i mean
Kremmm: dude
Kremmm: do you think that was his first time?
Kremmm: and like
Kato Masochist: no def not
Kato Masochist: mabs his colon was just getting too thin?
Kato Masochist: hahaha
Kato Masochist: couldnt take it anymore
Kremmm: what was with his friends
Kremmm: well dude
Kremmm: you shove something that large into ANY orriface
Kremmm: i can't believe that is how he died
Kremmm: wow
Kremmm: i can't even imagine the pain
Kato Masochist: but like hes not screaming out in pain
Kato Masochist: hes just like
Kato Masochist: 'oh god'
Kato Masochist: 'ooh...'
Kato Masochist: 'god...'
Kremmm: wow
Kremmm: i wonder if he was enjoying it
Kato Masochist: dude you dont do something like that if you dont enjoy it
Kremmm: i guess so
Kato Masochist: ya know? like you ahve to get off to be able to do something that disgusting
Kremmm: but like, if it fucked him up enough to kill him
Kremmm: then it had to have hurt
Kremmm: right?
Kato Masochist: oh yeah man if his colon was perforated
Kato Masochist: youd feel that
Kremmm: jeeeeee sus
Kato Masochist: like id be worried about my sphincters workin properly
Kato Masochist: but i guess that isnt the real issue
Kremmm: i just don't understand
Kremmm: wanting to take it up the ass is one thing
Kremmm: but like
Kremmm: a HORSE?
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