i was going through some old email & i found this, its from a little over a year ago...

Funkzter663: hey, whats up?
SSVelle65:not much, u?
Funkzter663: what about me?
SSVelle65: huh?
Funkzter663: dont worry confusion can be a good thing lol
SSVelle65: unless its dark and youre in a room full of homos
Funkzter663: my heart is as dark as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night!
Funkzter663: Your not talking
SSVelle65: cause you dont have a profile
Funkzter663: im not that interesting, lol
SSVelle65: not interesting enought to make a profile...
Funkzter663: so do ulike pepsi or coke better?
SSVelle65: hamms
Funkzter663: the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it lol
Funkzter663: haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
SSVelle65: sounds lame
Funkzter663: so have you done anything exciting today?
SSVelle65: beat my balls against two bricks
Funkzter663: oh man i am craving m&m's right now...
SSVelle65: then ate out a black chick
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: who the fuck is this
Funkzter663: ashley 18/female/california
SSVelle65: where in cali
Funkzter663: los anglees
SSVelle65: then why the fuck are you talkn to me
Funkzter663: me? no
SSVelle65: dar dar neg nog noodle dum
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: jibber jabber jumbo mumbo
Funkzter663: oh damn it, i forgot to call my work today, ah oh well lol
SSVelle65: 8=====>
Funkzter663: ahh ym computer keeps freezing on me!
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