*read--or--wank*

kDeUSTerMAN: MAKE HER STOP
Kremmm: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: http://www.outrate.net/
kDeUSTerMAN: she has this in her bag of tricks
Kremmm: i ain't clickin that shizzle
kDeUSTerMAN: she must be working for some sketch internet comp
kDeUSTerMAN: DO IT DAMMIT
Kremmm: nope
Kremmm: ha
kDeUSTerMAN: the front page isnt bad, theres no penetration of any sort
kDeUSTerMAN: im scared to go further though
Kremmm: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen real gay porn before
kDeUSTerMAN: and im not sure if i want to be devirginized of it today
Kremmm: haha
Kremmm: i love the options
Kremmm: read or wank
kDeUSTerMAN: this shit all started b/c my cousin said that some kid he went to school with at justin is doing gay porn
kDeUSTerMAN: frank fanucci?
Kremmm: haha really
Kremmm: how old is he
kDeUSTerMAN: im assuming close to my cousins age
Kremmm: ah
Kremmm: yes of course
kDeUSTerMAN: how old is my cousin?
kDeUSTerMAN: i think hes 20
kDeUSTerMAN: wow that seems so young
Kremmm: i know
Kremmm: that's how old my roommate is
Kremmm: and it seems young
kDeUSTerMAN: omg they have categories
Kremmm: of course they do
Kremmm: gotta keep it organized
kDeUSTerMAN: 'twinks' 'muscle' 'daddies' 'latinos' and 'fetish'
kDeUSTerMAN: hahahahah
kDeUSTerMAN: wtf is a twink
Kremmm: oh my dear god

Speedmo9: ive watched gay porn before
kDeUSTerMAN: no
Speedmo9: yeah
kDeUSTerMAN: with hector?!
kDeUSTerMAN: hahahahaha
Speedmo9: haha
Speedmo9: no
Speedmo9: with some gay guys i know
kDeUSTerMAN: hmm
Speedmo9: it was funny
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen gay porn
Speedmo9: and then the first time i was ever in ny we bought some gay porn
Speedmo9: a magazine
Speedmo9: got drunk and bought gay porn
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen a guy stick his dick into another guy
Speedmo9: 5 girls
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: yeah
Speedmo9: oh wait
Speedmo9: i think i have a picture of it
Speedmo9: just a sex
kDeUSTerMAN: NO
Speedmo9: http://www.outrate.net/
Speedmo9: just search around that site
kDeUSTerMAN: dude how do you have this shit on tap?
kDeUSTerMAN: wtf do they have you doing at that internet company?
Speedmo9: what
kDeUSTerMAN: read or wank
kDeUSTerMAN: please dont tell me you're into gay porn
Speedmo9: hell yeah
Speedmo9: i love watching big cock thrusting in and out of a small hole while men are moaning in agony/extacy
kDeUSTerMAN: can i quote you on that?
Speedmo9: sure
Speedmo9: its a favorite past time
Speedmo9: more people should do it
kDeUSTerMAN: maybe later, like when i go blind and deaf
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: funny girl

iikka: wanna go throw sacks of flour onto wet homeless people in sf?
dieselguy296: what, thats hella fucked up,
iikka: my ass
dieselguy296: but I like it
dieselguy296: when
dieselguy296: right now
iikka: later, around 2am
iikka: its the best idea ive had in the past 45 mins
dieselguy296: maybe, i have class at 7 tomorrow
iikka: pshaw

oooh and i found a fabulous couch!

this is 'upsetting'

i was going through some old email & i found this, its from a little over a year ago...

Funkzter663: hey, whats up?
SSVelle65:not much, u?
Funkzter663: what about me?
SSVelle65: huh?
Funkzter663: dont worry confusion can be a good thing lol
SSVelle65: unless its dark and youre in a room full of homos
Funkzter663: my heart is as dark as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night!
Funkzter663: Your not talking
SSVelle65: cause you dont have a profile
Funkzter663: im not that interesting, lol
SSVelle65: not interesting enought to make a profile...
Funkzter663: so do ulike pepsi or coke better?
SSVelle65: hamms
Funkzter663: the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it lol
Funkzter663: haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
SSVelle65: sounds lame
Funkzter663: so have you done anything exciting today?
SSVelle65: beat my balls against two bricks
Funkzter663: oh man i am craving m&m's right now...
SSVelle65: then ate out a black chick
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: who the fuck is this
Funkzter663: ashley 18/female/california
SSVelle65: where in cali
Funkzter663: los anglees
SSVelle65: then why the fuck are you talkn to me
Funkzter663: me? no
SSVelle65: dar dar neg nog noodle dum
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: jibber jabber jumbo mumbo
Funkzter663: oh damn it, i forgot to call my work today, ah oh well lol
SSVelle65: 8=====>
Funkzter663: ahh ym computer keeps freezing on me!
Funkzter663: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com

*i am awesome*

dieselguy296: You know whats awesome
kDeUSTerMAN: what
kDeUSTerMAN: me
kDeUSTerMAN: i am
dieselguy296: you can't spell prosTITute with out TIT
dieselguy296: well, you are almost as cool as that but not quite
dieselguy296: no you are way cooler
kDeUSTerMAN: than a prostitute
kDeUSTerMAN: or a tit?
kDeUSTerMAN: haha
dieselguy296: Both
kDeUSTerMAN: good answer
dieselguy296: Yeah

*YAHOO FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!*

people who buy their trees anywhere
besides moon mountain should be shot

can you get hep c from a fish?!

gotta love mums

YAHOO for my front door! plants EVERYWHERE!

*BE NICE!*

hahahaha...my mom gave this to me...
and i love it for several reasons...

1. it's a gnome
2. it's made out of soap
3. it's purple
4. it says 'BE NICE'












she gave my sister one that said 'BE GOOD'

i heart my mom

*two egrets...mama's painting*

*ready to end 2005*

i said this waaay earlier in the year, but someone told me your 'golden year' (the year you turn your age in numbers on the same numerical day...i was 24 on the 24th...) is supposed to be the best year of your life. this by far has been the worst. i'm praying for a good 2006!


I JUST HAVE TO THROW IT OUT THERE THAT IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING, WHATEVS, BUT THAT MEANS IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS, BY FAR MY FAV HOLIDAY...(WE'RE TOTALLY GOING ALL OUT THIS YEAR WITH THE LIGHTS AND HUUUUUGE ASS TREE, FUCK WE COULD PROB FIT A 30ft TREE IN HERE EASILY! WORD BITCHES) AAAAAND THEEEEN THAT MEANS IT'S ALMOST NEW YEARS AGAIN!!!! I FEEL SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WHOEVER'S ON THE FLIGHT FROM OAK TO JFK WITH KATIE, KATIE, & MYSELF...NINE WHOLE DAYS OF INSANITY!!! WATCH OUT NEW YORK!

*mine's just mediocre...*

the only other blogs i read...
(i'll give them my own names)

sexcapades around manhattan

sexcapades around the world

*okay there was a point to this post*

this is my fav new thing (besides my very red hair), the 'ava cami' from foh, technically lingerie, but no one wears this shit just in the bedroom anymore...