Tuesday, September 13, 2005

*im only posting the convo to explain the pic*



Kremmm: ya know who's kinda hot?
Kremmm: anderson cooper
iikka: eeeewNO
iikka: hahahaha
Kremmm: whaaaat
Kremmm: yeah he is
iikka: hes
iikka: hes
iikka: so
iikka: ahhhh i dunno
Kremmm: what
Kremmm: what is he
iikka: i think its the white hair that bothers me
Kremmm: well
iikka: mbye if it was dyed or shaved or something
Kremmm: i think it's distinguished
iikka: he does have nice stature
iikka: he reminds me of my gpa
Kremmm: AND i think he'd be a fuckin great lay
Kremmm: whoa
Kremmm: weird
Kremmm: i need to get a piece of an older guy like that
iikka: im all over sean hannity
Kremmm: maybe not that old
iikka: HED be a great lay!
Kremmm: but i need to get a piece of somebody over 30
iikka: hes full of piss and vinegar
Kremmm: hannity?
Kremmm: really?
iikka: babe we're practically 30 ourselves
iikka: okay maybe not
iikka: but we're close
Kremmm: ummm, practically 30?
iikka: id put your goal at 40
Kremmm: we're closer to 20 than we are to 30
Kremmm: but i haven't ever fucked anybody over 30 yet
iikka: i recently saw the satc episode where samantha dated that guy who was like 72
Kremmm: i need to start small
iikka: 'a young 72'
Kremmm: haha
Kremmm: a YOUNG 72
Kremmm: haha
haiikka: hehehe
Kremmm: i'm gonna go with no on the sean hannity
Kremmm: i'd nail bill maher though
iikka: ehhh no
Kremmm: and DEFINITELY jon stewart
iikka: he looks moldy!
iikka: oh for fucking sure js!
Kremmm: whatever
Kremmm: moldy
iikka: haha this is funny
Kremmm: i like bill maher
iikka: yeah hes like got a layer of mold
iikka: or fuzz
Kremmm: hahaha weird
iikka: maybe AGAIN its the hair
Kremmm: i'd probably blow chris matthews
Kremmm: or like, let him do me doggy style
Kremmm: hahaha
iikka: hahaha id let him take a piece
Kremmm: but i'm only really saying that because i saw him in midtown last year and he totally checked out my rack
Kremmm: i felt special
iikka: i know i remember
iikka: dude whos the guy who died and why cant i remember his name?
iikka: i would do him
Kremmm: peter jennings?
iikka: yeah
Kremmm: yeah
Kremmm: i'd do tom brokaw
Kremmm: ohhhh i was gonna say somebody else
Kremmm: ohh yeah
iikka: haha what about wolf blitzer
Kremmm: keith olberman
Kremmm: wolf
Kremmm: i like his name
Kremmm: but i dunno
iikka: tom brokaw DEF reminds me of my gpa
Kremmm: http://guardrail.net/AAR/WolfSP.jpg
Kremmm: hahaha wolf blitzer
iikka: hahahahha
iikka: thats funny as hell
Kremmm: haha yeah
iikka: ooooh shit
iikka: thats great
iikka: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/
Kremmm: hahaha
Kremmm: duct tape man
Kremmm: jesus
Kremmm: http://www.celebstation.org/actors/anderson_cooper/Anderson_Cooper-008.jpg
iikka: he looks good there
iikka: i dunno though
iikka: how old is he?
Kremmm: http://www.sondrak.com/archive/BrokawSwimming2JP
iikka: imma say 46
Kremmm: hahahahahahahahaha
iikka: oooohahhahah omg that makes me think of the newest mj story
Kremmm: what
iikka: did you hear about it? htat he rented out some water park in bahrain or wherever the fuck hes living now
Kremmm: whoa
iikka: and he wore this like silvery/white suit that covered up his whole body except like his eyes
Kremmm: http://members.tripod.com/~Ringa/bio.html
iikka: and he looked really fucked up
Kremmm: anderson cooper is in his 30s
Kremmm: born in 1967
iikka: WHAAAT!
iikka: dude no thats way closer to 40
Kremmm: he's 38
iikka: i thought for a second there like 32ish
Kremmm: hahaha
iikka: yeah then i did the math
iikka: god that fucking pic of tom brokaw is great
Kremmm: haha
Kremmm: i know
Kremmm: classic
iikka: i need to find out more about this recent mj sighting
Kremmm: haha yeah
Kremmm: he's fuckin nuts
Kremmm: wow i should go hang out by the CNN studios and meet anderson cooper
iikka: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050830/ap_en_mu/people_michael_jackson
Kremmm: great name
iikka: yah he could be your 'goal'
Kremmm: and he's a vanderbilt
Kremmm: which is crazy
Kremmm: he's selling neverland, mj, right?
iikka: fuckifiknow i just want to find a pic of him in this supposed 'suit'
Kremmm: ha
Kremmm: hot

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