this took me a bit of time, but im quite proud of it...

look at the sun!
isnt it bright?
wouldnt ya think my backyards all dried out?
wouldnt ya think im a girl,
a girl whos sick of the rain?
look at my lawn,
fertilizer aside,
how can it be so green and alive?
wouldnt you think itd stop growing
or at least slow down a bit?

ive got clippers and mowers a plenty
ive got trowels and hoses galore
you want hedge trimmers?
ive got twenty!
but who cares?
no big deal
home depot has moooooore!

i wanna be where the sun is warm,
i wanna wear
wanna wear flip flops!
splashin around in a
whaddya call it
oh yeah! poooooool!
running in the rain you dont get too far
your hands get cold and year ears are frozen
better off running in a
whats the word again?
ggggyyyyyymmmmm!

outside its cold
outside its raining
outside i dont want to be at allll
pouncin around
gettin all wet
im sick of the raaaaaiiiiin

what would i give
if i could be
somewhere warmer
what i would pay
a plane ticket to
a different continent
betcha in southern california
they're all dying from mudslides
watch out for sinkholes
stick to firm ground
away from the flooooooods

im ready to ask the gods for a cease-fire
beg them to stop and ask for the sun
what would it take, oral sex maybe?
whats the word?
fellatio!

ill stand in line
ill wait my turn
to give the best head of my life
give it all up for the rain
for the rain to stooooop