this is what i see every time i sit down to pee, no joke

kremmm: when does a sexual traunt become an orgy? In sex, an orgy is a sexual activity in which four or more participants are present and involved in sexual activity with each other. Group sex is sometimes referred to as a gang bang, though this term is used by some to mean intercourse between one woman, or one man, and a group of men, one after another. An alternate slang phrase for this practice is "pulling a train" Practical difficulties – but which also contribute to the enjoyment – in participating in an orgy include figuring out where all the arms and legs go, figuring out what positions work and in what complexity, and addressing in advance such issues as consent and jealousy. - - - - A "drunken orgy" resulting from intoxication may leave the participants embarrassed and upset in the morning when the hangover strikes.

24th BIRTHDAY!

dirty mirror eh?

cute new glasses!

this took me a bit of time, but im quite proud of it...

look at the sun!
isnt it bright?
wouldnt ya think my backyards all dried out?
wouldnt ya think im a girl,
a girl whos sick of the rain?
look at my lawn,
fertilizer aside,
how can it be so green and alive?
wouldnt you think itd stop growing
or at least slow down a bit?

ive got clippers and mowers a plenty
ive got trowels and hoses galore
you want hedge trimmers?
ive got twenty!
but who cares?
no big deal
home depot has moooooore!

i wanna be where the sun is warm,
i wanna wear
wanna wear flip flops!
splashin around in a
whaddya call it
oh yeah! poooooool!
running in the rain you dont get too far
your hands get cold and year ears are frozen
better off running in a
whats the word again?
ggggyyyyyymmmmm!

outside its cold
outside its raining
outside i dont want to be at allll
pouncin around
gettin all wet
im sick of the raaaaaiiiiin

what would i give
if i could be
somewhere warmer
what i would pay
a plane ticket to
a different continent
betcha in southern california
they're all dying from mudslides
watch out for sinkholes
stick to firm ground
away from the flooooooods

im ready to ask the gods for a cease-fire
beg them to stop and ask for the sun
what would it take, oral sex maybe?
whats the word?
fellatio!

ill stand in line
ill wait my turn
to give the best head of my life
give it all up for the rain
for the rain to stooooop

yes they are as fabulous on my feet as they are in the pic, i bet the lavendar is gorgeous too...
kato

t.hilfiger 'bethany'
im in love with anything lime green
i think this is the color im gonna paint my kitchen

sexy carlos santana

mmm tasty hamburger char

enzo angiolini=FABULOUS!

so unfortunately i failed to take a pic of it, but yesterday i was fortunate enough to crash my SECOND jetta, (not totally my fault btw) and by some unknown devilishly evil force, it was on the SAME dogdamn road as my first jetta crash. CORONA ROAD should be renamed the 'ROAD TO HELL'. i will never EVER drive this road again, not even if you bribe me with $5. this one wasnt so bad though...they should eventually be able to fix it. and oh yeah, fuck traffic circles!

im not sure who it was who told me this, many people have in fact, but i think the first guy was the checker at albertsons, anyway, he let me in on the myth that the year your age corresponds with the date of your birth is the worst year of your life. i just turned 24 on jan 24th, and yes, in these short 33 days, 2005 has turned out to be the worst year of my life. thank you to everyone and everything who has contributed thus far, and a pre-thank you for any more life-fucking you plan on throwing my way this year.

cheers!