*because its christmas im not going to write you a citation...*

dieselguy296: anymore incidents?
iikka: hah
iikka: no
iikka: i drove home heeeella slow
iikka: well
iikka: the speed limit
iikka: but damn it seems mega slow
dieselguy296: yeah thats ridiculously slow
iikka: fuck yeah man
iikka: i have to learn this lesson though
iikka: dood i got out of a ticket doing 95
dieselguy296: Yeah, buy a truck, they don't pull you over
dieselguy296: actually thats not true
iikka: how many times ever do you get out of that
dieselguy296: but I don't go 95 in 55
dieselguy296: thats true, you don't get out of those
iikka: rock on for christmas
dieselguy296: what would you do if you got pulled over going 145
iikka: fuck man
iikka: i wasnt even thinking about getting a ticket when i was doing that
dieselguy296: yeah, thats a felony, you can go to jail, and lose your license
iikka: good thing it was 3 am
dieselguy296: yeah, but there are still cops at 3 am
dieselguy296: you could probably get away with it,
iikka: yeah i woulda been fucked at 145
dieselguy296: yeah, its real tempting to run
iikka: i think im using up my driving goodlucks
dieselguy296: prolly
iikka: maaan mike outran a cop thru the dumps once
dieselguy296: thats crazy
iikka: i dont think ida tried that
dieselguy296: crazy I tell ya
dieselguy296: no, I'd just say, aren't you glad I didn't run
iikka: im making sure to lock my doors ALL THE TIME now though
dieselguy296: yeah thats crazy
iikka: the chp thought it was funny that i was more worried about him opening the door and me getting abducted than worrying about the ticket
iikka: my car is down for the count
dieselguy296: is that why you said you were worried
iikka: tucked in for the next 10 days
dieselguy296: is it
dieselguy296: yeah mike'll drive it
iikka: yeah man, he just opened my friggin door
iikka: heh, not if i hide the keys...
iikka: i was like ''duuuuude close the door, ill open the window''
iikka: and he didnt
dieselguy296: did you say its raining or I don't want to get abducted
iikka: ''seeeeriously, close the door, its raining for christs sake''
iikka: well when i was telling him to close it i said it was raining then i rolled the window down
dieselguy296: he prollly just wanted to snuggle up
iikka: and im like yeah thats what i get for not locking my doors
iikka: yeah maybe he saw i was having more fun and wanted to get in on the action
dieselguy296: probably
iikka: man im so excited about my spiderman crest spinbrush!!
iikka: ive gotta finish packing too...


we likey the red hair

*there's nothing like peeing naked in the rain*

"im a vagina man"

"aaand im not drunk enough to make out with you..."


oh dodo you sure know how to attract the fuckos

*cat...im a kitty cat...and i dance dance dance*

thanks to dodo for finding this

*dont hate the pilot, hate the plane*

*got vitamin water?*

*64 questions*

i got this from julia, then i got it from kramer, and how could i not respond? i have terrible insomnia these days...it was 3:30am when i started, now its nearly 7am and yes, the sun is coming up. anyway to read kramers response check it on her BLOG and just for fun heres mine...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8am and i swear. a lot. so dont say i didnt warn you
2. Diamonds or pearls? yes! emeralds & amethysts & opals & rubys & sapphires too please. i guess i have to say garnets, as theyre my birthstone. NO GOLD though, ugh, doesnt jive with my skintone
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? im with kramer on the 'on demand' thing, i cant even remember the last time i saw a movie in a theater
4. What is your favorite TV show? im a HARDCORE l&o fan!!! (law & order) satc too, (sex and the city) i just rewatched the first 4 seasons the other day. i love so much that my katies are new yorkers (well one soon to be anyway) im told the three of us now have a reputation of some sorts after last new years. tune in to find out what happens this year... sopranos if theyd ever get their shit together and get another season out. csi, only the vegas one though. i love anything on the history channel, the food network, modern marvels, a&e...city confidential & all those forensic & detective shows, etc. i did, at one point in my senior year of hs want to become a forensic scientist, but father fucking fergal gave me some shit about pursuing a career in a more "woman-friendly" environment. i dont even know wtf he meant by that. channel 37 and 42 are fantabulous in my book, they rerun all the l&os. im sure ive seen every imaginable episode by now. mad money with jim cramer makes my bloodpressure rise (btw i just found out that im pre-hypertensive. most likely due to stress) <<--i pulled that out of the totally random and unnecessary file. i like to watch bill oreilly to practice anger management. heres a fun website to check out tho... www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com i tune into all the news channels, local and national (i like to see what sorts of trouble the sfpd are getting themselves into these days) mxc is fucking awesomely hilarious as well
5. What did you have for breakfast? a xanax. haha no, no, that was yesterday today was a venti nonfat mocha with an extra shot no whip
6. What is your middle name? alyson (ive got to thank my mom for this, we actually recently discussed this, she was cool enough to use y's instead of i's in my name and my sisters. my names all end in n too so its got a nice roll to it....kathryn alyson deusterman. word, yo.)
7. What is your favorite cuisine? i dont like the word cuisine, its asking me to be too broad, im changing it to plain ol 'food'...my favorite food is cheesecake. and oranges. ritz are great too. and anything my dad used to cook (he was the best!!) his blackberry pancakes & his potato salad...mmm! haha kramer you and your damn tacos...i cant WAIT to get a taste of them myself though. is that dirty? heh heh... ;-)
8. What foods do you dislike? ""Any and all seafood: oysters, shellfish, shrimp, fish, lobster, crab, prawns, eel, octopus, sushi.........and anything else that lives in the water that people actually eat. YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!!"" i couldnt agree with you more gulia!
9. What is your favorite Potato chip? i dont eat them, but if you were to force some down my throat id ask that you use good old regular lays, or doritos
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? im a downloader/music pirater (is that a word? i dont care right now...) but i like a few songs on the new madonna
album
11. What kind of car do you drive? mmm cars, i like talking about cars...for the time being im leasing a sexy black 2006 bmw 330i, 6spd of course, no more automatic/triptonic shit, blehk! its a fun car, it would never let me down in a traffic circle!
12. What is your favorite sandwich? turkey on a sourdough roll, mustard, lettuce, tom, onion, pickle & avocady from luchessis
13. What characteristics do you despise? patricia heaton! i agree with kt 100%. hahaha. im co-president of the ANSD with kt (alliance for non-stupid drivers) i love to drive and i exercise my horn quite frequently. im also a vigilant member of the grammar police. nothing bothers me more than people who dont know the difference between your and you're, their and there...you get the picture. however, im not picky about punctuation or capitalization or even creativity with words, but for chrissake people, pick a theme and stick to it, no Random capitalizations, Or At The Beginning Of Each Word. fuck, that shit takes forever too, so why? i dont get it. im a fast typer, i like to get in and get out, so i sympathize with mistypes like hwat or cnat. i also dont like jealousy, people who lie and people who cant be upfront with their feelings
14. Favorite item of clothing? i have a serious SHOE ADDICTION, but i cant be more specific b/c thats like asking a mother to choose btwn her children. you just dont ask a girl to choose a favorite among her shoes
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? ANYWHERE TO BE WITH MY KATIES!!!
16. What color is your bathroom? white, white & white. we havent painted yet...
17. Favorite brand of clothing? im an equal opportunity shopper
18. Where would you want to retire to? i havent planned that far ahead in life yet
19. Favorite time of day? bedtime
20. Where were you born? noma baby!
21. Favorite sport to watch? ehh im not too into sports, but my mom MADE me watch the georgia bulldog game the other day, and ill occasionally turn on a giants game
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? dog
23. Person you expect to send it back first? whoever checks their email first?
24. What type of detergent do you use? that bigass jug of liquid tide from costco that lasts foooooreeever. front loading washers rock
25. Coke or Pepsi? definitely pepsi, diet caffeine free pepsi to be exact. coke tastes like fizzless stale tobacco
26. Are you a morning person or night owl? i swing both ways
27. What size shoe do you wear? im a solid 9
28. Do you have pets? damn julia...and how do you have room for all those bebehs?! ha. ive got 2 strictly indoor cats (i desperately want a kitten tho, maybe after we remodel...) catcat (non) hes friggin 15 years old, ive known him for over half my life, thats amazing! we think he might be gay though b/c he loooooves michael, but doesnt want anything to do with me. ive also got my baby zoe (zosh, min, bina, zozo) SHES NOT FAT, just really really really fluffy. =) im a firm believer that shes got some main coon in her...the talking, the havingtobeinmylapatalltimes, and the toe fur!! ive also got two straggling goldfish, theyre like 8 years old or something absurd like that...garth & vern. hank & fish expired a few years back
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? IM PREGNANT!
no, but seems like everyone else is, good god, but no bebehs for us, at least not for a long time. julia i need more info on this moving to the carribean!! thats awesome! but for me...ha...in our monthly homeowners assosiation newsletter there was a letter to the editor from the suuuuper annoying ppl who bought the house on the busiest corner in the neighborhood, everyone hates them b/c their stupid kids are always playing in the street (at least they were forced to take down their basketball hoop, fools) anyway the lady wrote a letter saying that she and her husband were 'depressed' that there arent more children in the neighborhood & that it feels like a 'retirement community'. IT IS you dumb bitch. aaaanway, she also complained that someones been doing donuts in the intersection in front of their house in the middle of the night and driving up on their lawn and majorly fucking it up. HAHAHAHAHA. unfooortunately i cant take credit for that, but id LOVE to know whoever it is, id like to give them a cookie!
30. What did you want to be when you were little? smart & savvy enough to marry a rich doctor and never have to work
31. Favorite Candy Bar? dont eat them anymore, im more into raw cookie dough, but when i was little my dad would bring me candy every day when he came home from work. i cannot remember what they were called, but they were these cherry covered chocolate bomb thingies. i miss my dad
32. What is your best childhood memory? every night when i was little, id climb into bed with my dad and eat oranges or apples and read. my favorite book was 'the wee kitten who sucked her thumb' and 'the fire cat' was pretty cool too. =(
33. Different jobs you have had in your life? pre-school teacher assistant...bookstore bitch...baby/house sitting of course...for a while there i almost became a nurse, but for now i own a nutrition store, and will hopefully soon have my real estate license
34 What color underwear are you wearing? cute little stripped pink vs boxies
35. Nicknames: kato, katopotato, bitches, mouse, mow, and REFRIGERATOR! haha! ooooh man REMEMBER PUKEAHONTAS?! thanks neibs. haha
36. Piercing? 3 in each ear, belly button, nose and tongue
38. Ever been to Africa? negative
39. Ever been toilet papered? surprisingly, no
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? and laugh, and smile and after nearly 8 years he still gives me butterflies in my stomach. awww, okay thats way cheesy, a simple yes wouldve been sufficient
41. Been in a car accident? yes. most recently it was me vs the traffic circle. the traffic cirlce won
42. Croutons or bacon bits? feta cheese crumbles
43. Favorite day of the week? october?
44. Favorite restaurant? hmm...i do my fair share of eating out (although i love to cook) i like to try new places, but the red grape in sonoma has the most fabulous gorgonzola salad, yummo. marys is always a solid staple too. and theres this place in sf in the sunset that has the best pizza. and if you want the best cheeseburger EVER...happy dog! (i had it last night, mmmm, too big to eat by yourself tho)
45. Favorite flower? calla lilies & roses & well, all of them actually. ive always got fresh flowers around, and plants too, i have a million plants
46. Favorite ice cream? choc chip cookie dough & mint choc chip
47. Disney or Warner Brothers? kramers response was so typically kramer, i love her. i dont have a preference here. but i will say i miss the old fashioned cartoons
48. Favorite fast food restaurant? yeup, in n out for sheeeze! its the only one ill eat at
49. What color is your bedroom carpet? kinda creamish, for now, soon to be hardwood, its not fun to have to clean hairballs out of carpet...
50. How many times did you fail your driver's test? i got 100% my first try. but i used my sisters honda for the driving test part...and ya know how they have you check the tires and trunk and glove box and shit? well we found a huge ass hunting knife under the drivers seat. HA. i guess my sister had it there for protection? maybe? i hope? the lady made my dad take it out of the car for the remainder of the test
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? eddie bauer, telling me my down comforter has been shipped
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? i can only chose one?
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? shop. or harass my katies
THERE IS NO 54?!
55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? everyone i guess
56. Last person you went to dinner with? michael. julia was cory scared to death to meet greg? haha, tell your parents i said hi!
57. Ford or Chevy? kramer you like mustangs?! cha! i cant be your friend anymore. haha. i agree with julia...i liked my two jettas, they kept both michael and i from being seriously injured in both our crashes, but after the second jetta and second crash i figured i maybe have bad luck with VWs. julia that new supercharged range rover is fucking awesome! back to the question though...ford or chevy, this, sadly, is a big debate out here in gummerville, umm i mean sonoma. if we're talking cars...chev...theyve got the z06, and they were cool enough to make all the pimped ass camaros & impalas and my bfs 69 chevelle...and his brothers 65 convert...thats a sexay car. if we're talking trucks imma go with gm or dodge. if were talking suvs, gm deneezi for now, but that range rover...
58. What are you listening to right now? the whirring of my laptop & maybe an occassional car & the dryer. im coming back to ammend this, i think theres a cat on the bed in here now, i hear snarfing and licking...
KRAMERS 59: how many glasses of merlot did you have tonight: none. but i stared at a bottle of some yummy bv cab. kramer i cant wait to drink with you again my love, NO TEQUILA THOUGH DOGDAMMIT!!!
KRAMERS 60: what sucks more than the weather on the east coast? CEREAL KILLERS! muwhahahaha. MEAT CERAL to be specific
61. How many tattoos do you have? none
62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? dog
63. How many people are you sending this Email to? all the people that were on julias list, because i can. and any other email addy i can remember at this dogawful hour.
64. Time you finished this e-mail? i started this at 3:48am and i guess i got distracted looking at some websites, with all the shopping & car questions and then i went down and did some laundry...anyway its 6:29am right now. meh



aaaaand here is the response i got from my lovey dodo...


1. What time did you get up this morning? Woke up at 7:10 with a minor hangover - Got out of bed at 8:10 to leave my house by 8:30 to be at work by 9.
2. Diamonds or pearls? I agree with "the Katie K" on lovin the Prince. Diamonds are sparkly and perty, but I like pearl necklaces on my neck....and in my mouth....and on my stomach.......
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Fuck if I know.....hmmm....I think it was a comedy....this is giving me a headach...next question
4. What is your favorite TV show? Gilmore Girls. Dont laugh.
5. What did you have for breakfast? Crack Pills
6. What is your middle name? Suzanne. Kathryn Suzanne Dodd....
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Um....fried chiggin & mashed taters
8. What foods do you dislike? Asparagus
9. What is your favorite Potato chip? Doritos
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Uhhh
11. What kind of car do you drive? Chevy Trailblazer
12. What is your favorite sandwich? Vallergas....Turkey, mustard, lettuce, tomatoe, onion, avocado on a sourdough roll
13. What characteristics do you despise? I hate stupid people. And i hate people who are ugly. jk jk. I do hate stupid people though, and i hate people who are ignorant and people who dont agree with everything I say. Kramer - I guess you despise me cause i kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond. Sorry babe. I guess its over.
14. Favorite item of clothing? I have this tan colored crocheted shrug thing, love it. And then ALL my heels, and ALL my earrings.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?Ireland
16. What color is your bathroom? White
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Whatever brand is at Target. Haha. Seriously. Cause thats what I can afford. Otherwise - Exprizzess. I like buying a flashy piece here and there from Express and then putting them with something simple from like the Gap or Old Navy or my love, Target.
18. Where would you want to retire to? The Cabin. Sigh. I love the Cabin
19. Favorite time of day? 9 pm. The night is still young and has so much potential. (Totally jacking this answer from Kramer, not even going to change one word of it. She is so right on.)
20. Where were you born? Vallejo, California. Kaiser. Dr. Greene. March 21, 1981, 6:26am
21. Favorite sport to watch? Football, at the bar, Sunday mornings with Chip and the boys. Sniff, I'm gonna miss that.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? Well, I dont think I'm going to send it to anyone, cause the people who sent it to me would be the ones who I'd send it to. But If I werent me, and I sent it to me, I would put me as the person I lease expect to send it back. Make sense?
23. Person you expect to send it back first? I'd say Kramer if I had sent this thing out first
24. What type of detergent do you use? I dont know. Orange box
25. Coke or Pepsi? Coke - for sheezy. Pepsi = ick
26. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night.
27. What size shoe do you wear? 10
28. Do you have pets? Aww. My BUNS! Ernest and Chippa. Im gonna miss those boys.
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? Duh, you all know this one. I guess since you do all know, its not really news. I, Katie Dodd, and moving to NYC. Any other news? Oh yeah, I have vowed to myself that before I leave I will have sex with Art. He wants it. Hes just sceerrrrred. But I will overpower him with my raw sexuality...(and a shirt that shows my cleavage.)
30. What did you want to be when you were little? Um.......
31. Favorite Candy Bar? Um. Skittles? I dont really like chocolate all that much. If I HAD to choose I just might say.....Butterfinger.
32. What is your best childhood memory? Anything that has to do with the Cabin.
33. Different jobs you have had in your life? Lets see.....working at the Shop, Vallergas market - deli, catering, trash bitch at the outlets, waitress, office manager at an internet advertising co.
34. What color underwear are you wearing? pink with white polka dots.
35. Nicknames: Katie, Speedmo, Katie Dode, Dodd, Mo, Dodo, Momo, K Dodd,
36. Piercing? A few in the ears
38. Ever been to Africa? Nope
39. Ever been toilet papered? Yeah, once i think. Julia helped get the TP out of the tree...and then we rescued a dog and called animal control. When they got there the dog freaked out cause of that thing around his neck with the pole...you know what im talkin about? It was scary. And then I think we went inside and made lemon cupcakes. Was that all in one day Julia?
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? No. Unless my mom counts.
41. Been in a car accident? Yes. Jill Woolley rear ended me. Yeah baby, thats right. I mean that in the dirtiest way possible.
42. Croutons or bacon bits? Mmmm, both.
43. Favorite day of the week? Friday Night
44. Favorite restaurant? Heritage. Its fantastic. You just have to ignore all the Scriptures and Christian shit on the walls.
45. Favorite flower? Kramer, dont orchids mean death? Youre strange. I love tulips. I love lamp.
46. Favorite ice cream? Mint Choc Chip. Duh.
47. Disney or Warner Brothers? Dinee lan Dinee lan
48. Favorite fast food restaurant? In-N-Out. In-N-Out thats what a hamburgers all about! Ha, and that also makes me think of another little ditty.....Scandia all kinds of fun, wrapped up into one.
49. What color is your bedroom carpet? Who knows. I know its got dirt and beer stains on it.
50. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Nada
51. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? Mah Boss, Scott.
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Nordstroms - shoe department.
53. What do you do most often when you are bored? Whine. Then go buy beer.
55. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?Uhhh....your moms.
56. Last person you went to dinner with? Everyone I work with.
57. Ford or Chevy? Chevy. Duh. MUSTANG OVER A CORVETTE, OR A CAMARO? I cant believe you.
58. What are you listening to right now? The meeting going on in the conference room.
59/60. I'll answer Kramers questions:
59. How many glasses of merlot have you had tonight?Its only 1:20pm right now. I wont be having wine tonight, but I'll def. have at leaste 5 beers and probably 2 shots of tequilla. See....its thursday. Thursday is pool league night. Junior plays pool on thursdays and he buys me shots of tequilla. Hes not cute. Hes like 40, and mexican. But hes nice. And he buys me shots. The end.
60. What sucks more than the weather on the east coast? Awww. I like sucky weather. I guess I might have to answer this question again in about 3 months. I think I'll be aight. But I have to agree with Kramer. Patricia Heaton does suck. Even though i kinda like the show.
61. How many tattoos do you have? One. But its gay. I really wanted a tattoo. Cause i love tattoos, (specially on guys). But I was a pussy. And I got a lame sun on the cheesy, lower back, girl, tattoo spot. I want to get another one.... something that has to do with pirates. or a sexy angel and devil.
62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Scrambled eggs, with onion, and cheese, in a warm tortilla. Mmmmm.
63. How many people are you sending this Email to? Nun.
64. Time you finished this e-mail? Thursday, Dec 8, 1:29 pm.

*10-4 good buddy*

"hey sean...what's that??"

"IT'S A PRISON!!"

hahahahaha

*read--or--wank*

kDeUSTerMAN: MAKE HER STOP
Kremmm: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: http://www.outrate.net/
kDeUSTerMAN: she has this in her bag of tricks
Kremmm: i ain't clickin that shizzle
kDeUSTerMAN: she must be working for some sketch internet comp
kDeUSTerMAN: DO IT DAMMIT
Kremmm: nope
Kremmm: ha
kDeUSTerMAN: the front page isnt bad, theres no penetration of any sort
kDeUSTerMAN: im scared to go further though
Kremmm: hahaha
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen real gay porn before
kDeUSTerMAN: and im not sure if i want to be devirginized of it today
Kremmm: haha
Kremmm: i love the options
Kremmm: read or wank
kDeUSTerMAN: this shit all started b/c my cousin said that some kid he went to school with at justin is doing gay porn
kDeUSTerMAN: frank fanucci?
Kremmm: haha really
Kremmm: how old is he
kDeUSTerMAN: im assuming close to my cousins age
Kremmm: ah
Kremmm: yes of course
kDeUSTerMAN: how old is my cousin?
kDeUSTerMAN: i think hes 20
kDeUSTerMAN: wow that seems so young
Kremmm: i know
Kremmm: that's how old my roommate is
Kremmm: and it seems young
kDeUSTerMAN: omg they have categories
Kremmm: of course they do
Kremmm: gotta keep it organized
kDeUSTerMAN: 'twinks' 'muscle' 'daddies' 'latinos' and 'fetish'
kDeUSTerMAN: hahahahah
kDeUSTerMAN: wtf is a twink
Kremmm: oh my dear god

Speedmo9: ive watched gay porn before
kDeUSTerMAN: no
Speedmo9: yeah
kDeUSTerMAN: with hector?!
kDeUSTerMAN: hahahahaha
Speedmo9: haha
Speedmo9: no
Speedmo9: with some gay guys i know
kDeUSTerMAN: hmm
Speedmo9: it was funny
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen gay porn
Speedmo9: and then the first time i was ever in ny we bought some gay porn
Speedmo9: a magazine
Speedmo9: got drunk and bought gay porn
kDeUSTerMAN: ive never seen a guy stick his dick into another guy
Speedmo9: 5 girls
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: yeah
Speedmo9: oh wait
Speedmo9: i think i have a picture of it
Speedmo9: just a sex
kDeUSTerMAN: NO
Speedmo9: http://www.outrate.net/
Speedmo9: just search around that site
kDeUSTerMAN: dude how do you have this shit on tap?
kDeUSTerMAN: wtf do they have you doing at that internet company?
Speedmo9: what
kDeUSTerMAN: read or wank
kDeUSTerMAN: please dont tell me you're into gay porn
Speedmo9: hell yeah
Speedmo9: i love watching big cock thrusting in and out of a small hole while men are moaning in agony/extacy
kDeUSTerMAN: can i quote you on that?
Speedmo9: sure
Speedmo9: its a favorite past time
Speedmo9: more people should do it
kDeUSTerMAN: maybe later, like when i go blind and deaf
Speedmo9: hahaha
Speedmo9: funny girl

iikka: wanna go throw sacks of flour onto wet homeless people in sf?
dieselguy296: what, thats hella fucked up,
iikka: my ass
dieselguy296: but I like it
dieselguy296: when
dieselguy296: right now
iikka: later, around 2am
iikka: its the best idea ive had in the past 45 mins
dieselguy296: maybe, i have class at 7 tomorrow
iikka: pshaw

oooh and i found a fabulous couch!

this is 'upsetting'

i was going through some old email & i found this, its from a little over a year ago...

Funkzter663: hey, whats up?
SSVelle65:not much, u?
Funkzter663: what about me?
SSVelle65: huh?
Funkzter663: dont worry confusion can be a good thing lol
SSVelle65: unless its dark and youre in a room full of homos
Funkzter663: my heart is as dark as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night!
Funkzter663: Your not talking
SSVelle65: cause you dont have a profile
Funkzter663: im not that interesting, lol
SSVelle65: not interesting enought to make a profile...
Funkzter663: so do ulike pepsi or coke better?
SSVelle65: hamms
Funkzter663: the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it lol
Funkzter663: haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
SSVelle65: sounds lame
Funkzter663: so have you done anything exciting today?
SSVelle65: beat my balls against two bricks
Funkzter663: oh man i am craving m&m's right now...
SSVelle65: then ate out a black chick
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: who the fuck is this
Funkzter663: ashley 18/female/california
SSVelle65: where in cali
Funkzter663: los anglees
SSVelle65: then why the fuck are you talkn to me
Funkzter663: me? no
SSVelle65: dar dar neg nog noodle dum
Funkzter663: :-\
SSVelle65: jibber jabber jumbo mumbo
Funkzter663: oh damn it, i forgot to call my work today, ah oh well lol
SSVelle65: 8=====>
Funkzter663: ahh ym computer keeps freezing on me!
Funkzter663: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com

*i am awesome*

dieselguy296: You know whats awesome
kDeUSTerMAN: what
kDeUSTerMAN: me
kDeUSTerMAN: i am
dieselguy296: you can't spell prosTITute with out TIT
dieselguy296: well, you are almost as cool as that but not quite
dieselguy296: no you are way cooler
kDeUSTerMAN: than a prostitute
kDeUSTerMAN: or a tit?
kDeUSTerMAN: haha
dieselguy296: Both
kDeUSTerMAN: good answer
dieselguy296: Yeah

*YAHOO FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!*

people who buy their trees anywhere
besides moon mountain should be shot

can you get hep c from a fish?!

gotta love mums

YAHOO for my front door! plants EVERYWHERE!

*BE NICE!*

hahahaha...my mom gave this to me...
and i love it for several reasons...

1. it's a gnome
2. it's made out of soap
3. it's purple
4. it says 'BE NICE'












she gave my sister one that said 'BE GOOD'

i heart my mom

*two egrets...mama's painting*

*ready to end 2005*

i said this waaay earlier in the year, but someone told me your 'golden year' (the year you turn your age in numbers on the same numerical day...i was 24 on the 24th...) is supposed to be the best year of your life. this by far has been the worst. i'm praying for a good 2006!


I JUST HAVE TO THROW IT OUT THERE THAT IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING, WHATEVS, BUT THAT MEANS IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS, BY FAR MY FAV HOLIDAY...(WE'RE TOTALLY GOING ALL OUT THIS YEAR WITH THE LIGHTS AND HUUUUUGE ASS TREE, FUCK WE COULD PROB FIT A 30ft TREE IN HERE EASILY! WORD BITCHES) AAAAAND THEEEEN THAT MEANS IT'S ALMOST NEW YEARS AGAIN!!!! I FEEL SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR WHOEVER'S ON THE FLIGHT FROM OAK TO JFK WITH KATIE, KATIE, & MYSELF...NINE WHOLE DAYS OF INSANITY!!! WATCH OUT NEW YORK!

*mine's just mediocre...*

the only other blogs i read...
(i'll give them my own names)

sexcapades around manhattan

sexcapades around the world

*okay there was a point to this post*

this is my fav new thing (besides my very red hair), the 'ava cami' from foh, technically lingerie, but no one wears this shit just in the bedroom anymore...

*i came home the other night after a long stressful day, and these are waiting on my doorstep! love you bethanie!!*

*for my dad*

we read this many many times for my dad while he was in the hospital, while i dont think his soul was in his body, i hope that us reading this enabled him to let go...

psalm 23

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

i hope its everything you ever dreamed of dad...

ahhh aint that perty

heeeeheee hooo hooo GOTCHA!

yeop thats my dads urn, hummingbirds, imma get my first tattoo of one, although he'll prob turn over in his grave b/c of it. =) love you dad!

i looooves me some red hair!
just wait till i chop it all off...!

*bet yall didnt know about my 4 1/2 yr old daughter*

*goodbye blonde, hello red*