Tuesday, October 24, 2006

*POUR THE CHAMPAGNE*

skidoo44: how does one forget about sex and women
iikka: i dont know cuz i sure as hell cant
iikka: i love sex and women

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

*HERES SOME MORE ABOUT ME...*

[A is for age:] 25. THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM 26!

[B is for beer of choice:] HEFEWEIZEN.

[C is for career:] IVE CHOSEN A NEW ONE SO ILL BE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SOON.

[D is for favorite Drink:] WATER.

[E is for essential item you use everyday:] IM GONNA GO WITH MY SONICARE, IM REALLY INTO MY ORAL HYGEINE. BUT DEODORANT IS RIGHT UP THERE.

[F is for favorite song at the moment:] 'PEDESTAL' OR 'SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM'

[G is for favorite game:] SCRABBLE.

[H is for hometown:] SONOMA.

[I is for instruments you play] NONE. I WISH I COULD PLAY THE PIANO THOUGH.

[J is for favorite juice?:] CRANBERRY.

[K is for kids?:] I WANT FIVE. BUT NOT FOR A LONG LOOONG TIME!

[L is for last kiss?:] FEW HOURS AGO.

[M is for marriage:] ID BE DOWN FOR GETTING MARRIED, EVENTUALLY.

[N is for name of your best friend:] MICHAEL.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:] IVE NEVER ACTUALLY STAYED OVERNIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT I SPENT WAAAY TOO MUCH TIME AT THE WORST HOSPITAL IN THE WORLD, SONOMA VALLEY, WHEN MY DAD HAD HIS STROKE.

[P is for phobias:] NOTHING COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW.

[Q is for quote:] "IM BOSSY, IM THE BITCH YALL LOVE TO HATE"

[R is for biggest regret:] THATS TOO PERSONAL.

[S is for self confidence:] SURE, IVE GOT IT.

[T is for time you wake up:] ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I HAVE ROWDY INSOMNIA.

[U is for your underwear] IM NOT TRYING TO BE KINKY OR ANYTHING, BUT IM NOT WEARING ANY.

[V is for vegetable you love:] BROCCOLI & CAULIFLOWER.

[W is for worst habit:] I SOMETIMES CATCH MYSELF CHEWING ON MY BOTTOM LIP.

[X is for x-rays you've had:] FULLY BODY X-RAYS AT THE CHIROPRACTOR.

[Y is for yummy food you make] IM A MASTER IN THE KITCHEN!

[Z is for zodiac sign] AQUARIUS




Questions you probably haven't answered before!
What song are you listening to?:SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM -- JOHN MAYER
Why do you like that song?:ITS SLOW AND SEXY
What did your last incoming text message say?:IM NERDY IN THE EXTREME AND WHITER THAN SOUR CREAM
Look at your received call list. Who is number 5?:ROB ROTTEN
Did you answer?:YAH
Who did you last talk to on aim?:SEANTOS
Do you ever wish you were a different race, and if so, what?:NO IVE NEVER WISHED TO BE A DIFFERENT RACE
Would you date someone of another race?:OF COURSE, RACE IS NO ISSUSE FOR ME
Do hobos frighten you?:NO IM FAIRLY UNFRIGHTENABLE
What's the most you have ever spent in the crane toy machines?:OOOH MAN, ONE TIME I SPENT LIKE $.50 AT ONE IN RENO AND I WON A PINK PANTHER MY FIRST TRY
What color are your shoelaces?:WHITE OR GRAY
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:NEW YORK
How much do you hate G.W. Bush on a scale of 1-10?:I HAVE TO KNOW SOMEONE PERSONALLY TO HATE THEM, SO I OBVIOUSLY DONT HATE HIM
When is the last time you were in a hospital?:TWO DAYS AGO
Why were you there?:TO VISIT SOMEONE
What is the most painful piercing you have had?:MOST DEFINITELY MY NOSE, THE TONGUE WAS THE LEAST PAINFUL
Why do you take these surveys?:SOMETHING TO DO, AND ITS KINDA FUN TO READ THEN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO THEM
Are you a member of the mile high club?:WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW...
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?:FUCK NO
Would you ever hitchhike?:FUCK NO
Have you ever cried after one of your favorite sports teams lost a game?:I MAY HAVE CRIED AFTER LOSING ONE OF OUR VARSITY VOLLEY BALL GAMES
Would you marry a 90-year-old billionaire?:NO
Would you cut off one of your fingers for the perfect body?:HOLY SHIT I JUST ASKED DAVE A SIMILAR QUESETION, I ASKED HIM IF HED RATHER LOSE TWO TOES OR A FINGER, HE SAID TOES, I SAY FINGER CUZ IM A CHICK & I NEED TO WEAR OPEN TOED SHOE
What about a toe?:I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE YOUD LOOK WAY MORE FUCKED UP MISSING A TOE THAN A FINGER
Is there really :IS THERE REALLY WHAT?
Have you ever kept a fortune from a Chinese fortune cookie?:YES! =)
Have you ever told a lover that they were good in bed, when they were not?:NO
Would you jump into a lake to save a stranger?:YES
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?:NOT A GREAT MOVIE, BUT AT THE AGE OF 25 IVE BEEN THROUGH MORE STUFF THAN MOST PEOPLE DO IN THEIR WHOLE LIVES
What T.V. show world would you fit right into?:IM REALLY DIGGING STUDIO 60, I THINK ID FIT IN THERE
What was the sweetest thing a guy/girl did for you?:MICHAEL LEFT ME A BEAUTIFUL SUN FLOWER ON THE WINDSHIELD OF MY CAR WHILE I WAS IN TRAFFIC SCHOOL CLASS, THAT RATES PRETTY HIGH
What is your social status?(i.e:prep, clown, goth..)(I'm a moron):IM UN-CATEGORIZABLE
What is your favorite quote?:"IM BOSSY, IM THE BITCH YALL LOVE TO HATE"
Are you high maintenance?:NO
Do you frequent Wal-mart/ any other 24 hr. store at all hours of the night?:SAFEWAY. I USUALLY DO MY GROCERY SHOPPING AROUND 1-2 AM
What's the last pill you've taken?:IM ABOUT TO TAKE AN AMBIEN. I HAVE HORRIBLE INSOMNIA.
Would you rather be in a room with Micheal Jackson or a rattlesnake?:MICHAEL JACKSON, I WANNA SEE HOW FUCKED UP HE LOOKS IN REAL LIFE
Have you ever gone to a bookstore a 12am to buy the next Harry Potter book?:I HAD TO WORK AT A BOOKSTORE AT 12AM TO SELL THE HARRY POTTER BOOK...
Have you ever been so bored that you counted cracks in the walls?:OH HELL YEAH
If your eyes could be any color, what color would they be?:MORE GREEN
Do you read while you eat?:IT DEPENDS, BUT YEAH, IM ALWAYS READING
What's the weirdest combination of food you've ever eaten?:WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO LOVE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHOPPED UP HOT DOGS
Were you pregnant or pmsing when eating it?:NO, I WAS LIKE 5
How long does it usually take you to drink a glass of beverage?:THAT TOTALLY DEPENDS ON HOW THRIRSTY I AM
What did you want to be when you were in kindergarten?:MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
What do you want to be now?:MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
What's worse, a papercut or a big gash in your finger?:PAPERCUT
What is your favorite movie, and why?:DIRTY DANCING OR BILLY MADISON. NO 'WHY' NEEDED!
Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?:"SO RED DIAMOND GOT AWAY WITH RAPING A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL. AND NOT JUST ANY GIRL, MAX'S FIRST TRUE LOVE, HIS STEADY GIRLFRIEND."
Have you ever read a life changing book? What was it? What was so special?:I READ SO MANY BOOKS, AND THEY ALL TEACH ME SOMETHING.
Ever watched a life changing movie? What was it? What was so special?:I REMEMBER THINKING I WAS A TOTALLY CHANGED GIRL AFTER SEEING 'LEGENDS OF THE FALL"
If you could change your name, what would it be?:I WOULDNT CHANGE MY NAME, I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
When you were afraid of the dark, what was the creature that haunted you?:IVE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF THE DARK
What is your favorite cartoon from the 1980's?:I FREAKIN LOVED SCOOBY DOO AND INSPECTOR GADGET
1990's?:SMURFS
2000's?:FAMILY GUY
What song comforts you when you are sad?:FIELDS OF GOLD, WITH EVA CASSIDY SINGING
What song enhances your happiness?:STACIE ORRICO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! KREMEH!!!
What song can make you cry?:FIELDS OF GOLD
What song do you listen to when angry?:ANYTHING BY ANI DI FRANCO


Monday, October 16, 2006

Friday, October 13, 2006

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

*ENTERPRISE*

DONT EVER RENT A CAR FROM ENTERPRISE. THEY SUCK ASS.