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michael at 3 1/2 years old
dad & his bros & sis...
doug, diane, dave & don
my second grade class photo, HA!
we all laugh about this pic, wtf am i doooing? thats my dad behind me and my uncle bill, i think this was 1992, we were celebrating my aunt graduating from college, my sister graduating from high school and i had graduated from 5th grade
hahaha vb, not sure if this was frosh or jv, although i bet kramer or julia or dodo will know! 4 is my lucky number =)
disney land maaaan, i heart my sister
tee hee hee, i dont know when this was, but my nose was pierced so im guessing this was 2002 mabs??
another boulder halloween pic
hmmm im gonna guess this was 2000?
same time i think
If you want it
Then I've got it
If you need it
Baby, I'll feed it
If you love it
Come and rub it
Cause there's something
I should let you know, ho
You got a brother like me
The gangster D
I got a nice piece of meat
That'll fit you to the tee
So come with me
And I'll let you see
Soon as you pull down
Your panties and...
Don't forget about Jay
Just want me a fresh ho
If you wanna trip
Let me know
Ain't got no time
For no hoochie games
Just jump out the pipes
Don't feel no shame
I love me some ho's
You know I got these young girls
Aiming for this fishing pole
When I stick it to you, girl
You'll be happy
I'm gonna work it to a sweat
You'll ?? nappy
Mm, that felt good
So good and so tight
Come on, girl
Let me rip the mic
Cause if you do
I think I just might
You know
It ain't the length or the width
It's the way I work it
And like he said, girl
I'm-a jerk, jerk, jerk it
Make you good
'Til you curl up your toes
Knock the rollers out your hair
'Til they fall on the floor
I was built for war not peace
And what I mean by war
It means tearing some sheets
And some spreads in the bed
I'll knock your headboards
Until you clearing stuff out
I'll make you flip, have a fit
While I make you moan and kick
Lookie here, trick
Now I'm holding JYB
But you don't need teeth
All you need is strong knees
Now come on, lay down
Your butt is nice and round
Now don't interrupt
Because it's time to
It ain't nothing
But meat on a bone
You can stroke it or choke it
Or leave it alone
Ain't nothing wrong
With group sessions
Yeah, baby, you know
Sexing
Just the daily average routine
Step up, baby, and get tag teamed
Young hoochies, we love coochie
If we want it, let us up on it
If you want it
For Chrissakes, Can I Eat a F#%*ing Taco in Peace?
Reply to: anon-79170452@craigslist.org
Date: Thu Jun 16 08:33:51 2005
I'm not hardcore about it, but I do love me some Mexican food. However, when I've had my cravings, I can't seem to eat a fucking taco without someone ruining the experience.
Case 1 - Taco Bell, Ponce de Leon. So I'm on my way from one place to another - I decide to go through the drive thru - but I don't feel like trying to eat the tacos while driving, so I pull into the parking lot to sit and eat 'em. Next thing I know, some mangey looking fucker starts beating on my window - I figured he was asking for some money, and through the window it sounds like he's saying something like "Do you have a heart?." So I'm like, 'no - go away.' He doesn't leave, so I roll down the window, so I can hear him, and he says "Do you want some hard." 'What?, Hard? What do you mean?'. And he explains he means "Do you want some 'crack'?" I told him I was good and stocked up on the crack and didn't need anymore - thankfully, he left and did not persist.
Case 2 - Smyrna/Vinings area taco bell. Again going through the drive-thru. This time as I'm ready to give them my money, the cashier/manager is climbing out of the drive-thru window. I'm looking at him with surprise, not knowing any reason why an employee would be climbing out of the window. He says "sorry, but the building's on fire - here's your food, don't worry about the money" I look in and sure enough, all i can see in the kitchen is smoke. I guess I can't complain too much, cause I got some free food.
Case 3 - Savoy Drive Taco Bell, Dunwoody. I'm eating in the Dining Room, and this disgusting fatbody of a man is basically getting jerked off underneath the table by his girlfriend directly in my plain view. I immediately throw away all lunch items contain Sour Cream.
Case 4 - El Patino, Buford Highway. Some decripit, saggy mess of a woman is sitting on the patio a couple tables away. She looked like death and was basically coughing up hair balls for a solid five minutes. Between her ghastly appearance, the chronic bronchitus, and the low-quality, grizzled steak in my fajitas, I completely loose my appetite and nearly spew my dinner out.
Case 5 - Yesterday. Taco Bell, Lawrenceville. First, I pull in to a parking space and notice that smoke is coming out of my hood - engine is overheated - fantastic. Then I'm standing in line behind a couple - the girl is a blimp, and her skinny, peach-fuzzed doofus boyfriend is wearing some shirt that says "Sex is like Surfing, Enjoy the Ride" or something like that. Dude, if your girl weighs 2-bills, please don't wear shirts that make me have to imagine you riding her like a whale-shark. Then, as I'm eating, a group of young guys at the table next to me launch into a full-on, two-minute pre-meal blessing. Hey - guys! You are eating Taco Bell, not the Last Supper!
I don't know if this is some sort of sign or if this is a nation-wide trend at Mexican establishments, but I'm going to start wearing a sign that says "Don't Fuck with My Taco Experience!" so I can be one with my 'Inner-Beaner'
Thank you for your time, and if you've had similar experiences, please do share - or write to your Congressman
iikka: fucking cocksucking ups
iikka: resched the delivery of my laptop till fucking dogdamn monday
iikka: mabs i shouldnt type bad to you liek this so your bible friends dont see
iikka: JESUS TOOK IT IN THE ASS!
iikka: sorry
Speedmo9: KATE
iikka: IM BURNING A COPY OF THE BIBLE RIGHT NOW!
iikka: sorry again
Speedmo9: im signing off
iikka: no no
Speedmo9: you cant do that
iikka: ill stop
iikka: i swear ill stop
iikka: im evil
iikka: muwahahaha
iikka: i love you
Speedmo9: you swear on that burning bible?
iikka: yessm
Speedmo9: ugh
Speedmo9: i have to read these questionnaires from inmates
iikka: wtf?
Speedmo9: and if they have good quotes i have to enter them into this database
Speedmo9: the bible society sends questionnaires to inmates and ask how they feel after readin the bible and such
iikka: what kind of answers are you getting?
Speedmo9: i dont know if im athorized to say
Speedmo9: haha
Speedmo9: i think that what you (my brother & sisters) in christ are doing is an awesome thing and a blessed thing for our (brothers & sisters) that need that extra evidence & pull in our lives. To know that we are not alone. God bless you and thank you. (sometimes no matter how much we believe we still sometimes need some spiritual uplifment)
iikka: upliftment?
dieselguy296: ok, so so many people told me broke back mountain was a gay cowboy flick
dieselguy296: and I just saw the trailer and can tell you that that is just not true
iikka: if people have actually SEEN the movie
iikka: i think you should take their word over the trailer
dieselguy296: no, they are clearly herding sheep, cowboys don't herd sheep
iikka: hahaha
iikka: who herds sheep then
dieselguy296: shepherds
iikka: hhhaaaaa
iikka: fuckin right man
dieselguy296: yeah, they may have horses, but cowboys aren't gay, shepherds are gay
iikka: ya know, i bet there is like at least one cowboy to take dick in the history of cowboys, thereby making your 'theory' false
dieselguy296: you're probably right
hmph, wish my friends would buy me a motorcycle for my birthday...
