KAT

sophie

2009-03-15T16:38:00.000-07:00

MY BABY RACCOONS

2008-09-01T22:21:00.000-07:00

2008-04-14T20:36:00.000-07:00

BUTT-HOLE CLEANING

2008-03-09T20:12:00.000-07:00

see it for yourself...intersection of boyes blvd & arnold drive

Nanook aka Non, Mr.P, CatCat: 1991 - 2/27/2008

2008-03-02T07:28:00.000-08:00

SOME RANDOM PICS

2008-01-12T03:01:00.001-08:00

the biggest fucking tree ever -- about 15 ft

my crazy ass jungle puff -- if theres a ladder around, he has to climb it

and he even gets down on his own

my precious, yummy, pretty girl -- zosha

mamas christmas tree -- not quite as tall as ours, but a good 10 ft

i had loads of fun cutting it down

my cousin dan, his wife crysti, and their 4 month old baby boy dashiell

i totally look like a cancer patient here

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2007-12-19T17:45:00.001-08:00

mamas tree

our tree is insanely huge

RANDOM PICS

2007-10-31T23:39:00.001-07:00

i fuckin love playing pool, and i was so impressed with someones genius idea to put a groove in the chairs so you can rest your que up against it and have it stay in place!

kristina relaxing on my awesome new leather chaise

rach's sexy santa costume

angie posing like the sexy pin-up girl she is

rach & i, some club in sf, lotsa dancing, love love love to dance!

kat, kris, rach, ang & jen at the club

jen, kat & rach

HALLOWEEN

2007-10-30T00:03:00.000-07:00

MY SISTER IS ENGAGED!!

2007-10-13T01:15:00.001-07:00

I KICKED ASS AT STATE BOARD!!

2007-08-29T06:12:00.000-07:00

AS OF LAST WEDNESDAY...I CAN NOW OFFICIALLY SAY THAT I AM A LICENSED ESTHETICIAN!

I GRADUATED TODAY!!

2007-08-04T02:00:00.000-07:00

my bad ass sun glasses

carly and i (she and katrina are the ones who did my hair, awesome job)

lo clocking out for the last time

krista and i

diana, carly, lo and me

myself, lo and carly

katrina, lily and krista

and here i am tickling lo with a piece of calamari

lil, me and my signature drink: a dirty shirley (thanks to dodo for turning me on to those!)

me, lil, lo and jess on her graduation day

lo (being ghetto) lil and jesse

lo and jess and a freaky doll head

katrina and carly

katrina trying to be a kung fu fool

2007-07-17T03:07:00.001-07:00

J & V'S WEDDING

2007-06-29T16:36:00.001-07:00

a few more later...

JESSICAS GRADUATION

2007-06-29T16:25:00.000-07:00

2007-06-26T22:02:00.001-07:00

the other day we had a PK class with a rep from Color Science make-up, and she showed us this test to check the quality of mineral make up. get a small cup of water, pour some powdered foundation into it, and if its good quality mineral make-up, it wont mix with the water, and itll stay a dry powder. this was my jane iredale make-up, good quality!

a laundry bomb went off...

2007-06-13T00:50:00.001-07:00

SO I GOT "HEINZED" ON SATURDAY...

2007-06-03T22:00:00.000-07:00

yeah i was too pissed off to realize that i should take a pic of it, but when i got to my car in the parking garage saturday after school...i saw that someone had fucking "heinzed" me! that roughly translates to "someone covered my car in ketchup and mustard". for reals yo. seriously fucked up shit. i felt like the biggest retard, and i drove straight to the car wash in rp, tipped the dude 15 bucks, and when he looked at me sideways, all i could say was 'sorry dude. i got heinzed.'

aanyways...heres a pic of precious and i at beckys graduation party

and this here is to remind drewmain that he owes me fifty bucks! D A M O N, bitches. NO I! (straight from my '94 altimira year book)

PICS FOR YOU JENWA

2007-05-27T13:08:00.001-07:00

2007-05-17T20:47:00.001-07:00

JESSICA & I ARE INCREDIBLY LAME

2007-05-10T00:46:00.000-07:00

JEN...MEET KITTY BABY

2007-05-05T20:10:00.000-07:00

THE NEW PLANE

2007-05-05T16:04:00.000-07:00

A FEW RANDOM PICS

2007-04-23T09:21:00.000-07:00

precious and i at mcnears. and thats his ginormous cast on his arm that was broken when a horse fucking kicked the shit out of him.

jessica threw a pleasure party at her house, and invited all the chicks from school, id guess about half of the estes showed up. starting at the back row, left side: becca, jen, laura, dena, manicurist, barbara, and kris. middle row: liliana, jessica and jolene. and thats me right in the front!

ahhh, what a night! thankfully im just out of the picture here, but after several hours of drinking and playing with sex toys, becca, jessica and i thought it would be a great idea to strip down and jump in the freezing cold pool butt nekked! and not just once, we climbed out and jumped back in at least 3 more times. stupid is the word that comes to mind. incredibly stupid!

shots, shots and more shots! it was the tequila that ruined me, i should know better than to go there

becca testing out an interesting contraption

having mad tongue skillz is an essential component of giving great oral sex

dena is incredibly talented with her fabulous love muscle

jolene doesnt seem to find it as entertaining as i do

boobies!!

chicks love cock

la la givin it from behind

me, becca, jolene, kris, jen, lala and dena, and it looks like someones hiding in the middle there

becca on her knees

i believe this won the award for favorite dildo of the night

who the hell knows whats happening here...

yeah...thats dirty

liliana, becca and jen debating which type of dildo is the best, which somehow led to playing with the nipple numbing cream

nipple numbing cream being applied...

after the party becca and i went to downtown joes. after a drink or two there i decided i wanted to go home, so i went outside the bar to call michael to have him come pick me up. instead of sitting down and waiting for him, i started fucking walking. i dont know what i was trying to accomplish but i ended up wandering around downtown napa all alone, completely lost & insanely drunk at 1 am. by some miracle, michael and my cousins were able to find me!

posh's rear

catcat trying to eat

the magnificent teej, whom i desperately miss!

my newly adopted back yard stray, kittybaby

COFFEE...FLOWERS...AND A GLAZED DONUT WITH MY DAD THIS MORNING

2007-02-18T09:25:00.000-08:00

*IM GUESSING ITS GOING TO BE SOME CRITTER THAT FINDS THE GLAZED DONUT (MY DADS FAV) BUT HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF SOME HOMELESS DUDE WHO SLEEPS IN THE CEMETERY FINDS IT. IF I WERE HOMELESS ID BE SO HAPPY TO FIND RANDOM GLAZED DONUTS*

SILVER BULLION

2007-02-17T22:58:00.000-08:00

*my dad was big into collecting silver. maybe thats where i get my fascination with collecting old money*

*i miss my dad =(*

*definitely the best shot of both my fabulous hair (ive got the bestest colorist in the entire world, i must get at least 2 compliments a day on the color, rawr!)...and my fizzzuckuped collar bone. i want surgery on it so i can have that mofo filed down*

*this dude was wearing the awesomest shoes ever, i totally want a pair*

*self explanatory*

*the required self portrait*

*sean may kick my ass at pool, but after 2-3 beers, im actually fairly damn good. i can even make those fucked up 'have the cue ball bounce off the 7, hit the back side, then angle it off the 3 to hit that side and end up in this pocket' shots*

*two things definitely on the list for my house are a pool table and a piano*

*dinner at the union hotel in santa rosa. the food was actually really good, they have a full bar too so the drinks were good, and i would suggest to anyone to try it out*

*this appears to be half a roast chicken and some rustic red potatos*

*i think this was a sirloin with garlic green beans and roasted potatos*

*my super yummy spinach salad with chicken*

CRAZY KIDNAPPERS

2007-02-05T13:14:00.000-08:00

Petaluma manhunt for kidnapping suspects closes golf course

Associated Press

PETALUMA, Calif. - Police surrounded an upscale neighborhood on a golf course for five hours Monday as helicopters and dogs searched for two suspected kidnappers who forced a Hercules woman to drive them from a Concord gas station.

One of the men claimed to have a gun, said Petaluma police Sgt. Marlin Christensen.

The 29-year-old victim escaped when the kidnappers got out of the car and told her to wait. She ran to a home and called police.

Police, sheriff's deputies and California Highway Patrol officers sealed both exits to the golf course community, searched every car that left and interviewed residents in 40 homes, but the suspects were not found.

LAP BEAVER

2007-01-26T13:01:00.000-08:00

Speedmo9: what a random thing to say
iikka: how about this one...
iikka: ive got a badger on my lap
Speedmo9: thats not random
Speedmo9: i have a beaver on mine

'MAYBE MY DAD PUT GLUE STICKS IN THE ENGINE'

2007-01-23T23:41:00.000-08:00

wow, this was almost 8 years ago! how am i 26 already?? damn, i feel so old now.

TJ's First Snow

2007-01-19T21:10:00.001-08:00

CATCAT YOWLING

2007-01-19T18:00:00.003-08:00

catcat

ITS POLL TIME!!

2006-11-21T12:08:00.000-08:00

IF YOU COULD ONLY CHOOSE ONE OF THESE ITEMS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE...??

MOVED MY FLYING VIDEOS OVER TO MY BLOG

2006-11-21T07:55:00.000-08:00

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M FEEZEY

2006-11-14T13:18:00.000-08:00

WOW.
HOLY SHIT.
DOG DAMN.
FUCK.

THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS, YET SO FEW THAT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING AWESOME AN M5 IS.

FUCK.

THATS ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW.

JUST ME MYSELF & KT

2006-11-11T22:08:00.000-08:00

M&M GAME

2006-11-11T19:25:00.000-08:00

WE DID IT!! GOT UP TO NUMBER 6 BITCHES!!

M FUCKING 5

2006-11-04T22:31:00.000-08:00

THERES NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BLACK BMW

THATS JUST OVER 170, BITCHES

NICE JOB J

IM EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING

2006-11-04T21:44:00.000-08:00

THIS IS THE KINDA SHIT I *ALWAYS* CARRY A CAMERA AROUND FOR. I ACTUALLY STOPPED THE CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND TOOK THIS AWESOME PIC!

DONT ASK WHATS GOING ON CUZ I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT AT LEAST ITS SEQUENTIAL CHAOS.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHAT YOURE BAD, YOU GET THROWN INTO A STORM DRAIN!

ALMOST AS COOL AS 'HELLA'

2006-11-02T20:32:00.000-08:00

UNLEASH YOUR DAUGHTERS INNER SEX KITTEN, RAWR!

2006-10-26T17:50:00.000-07:00

POLE DANCING FOR KIDS?!

POUR THE CHAMPAGNE

2006-10-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

skidoo44: how does one forget about sex and women
iikka: i dont know cuz i sure as hell cant
iikka: i love sex and women

THIS IS WHAT LEADS UP TO GETTING HANDCUFFED BY THE POLICE...

2006-10-18T22:11:00.000-07:00

HERES SOME MORE ABOUT ME...

2006-10-17T20:52:00.000-07:00

[A is for age:] 25. THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM 26!

[B is for beer of choice:] HEFEWEIZEN.

[C is for career:] IVE CHOSEN A NEW ONE SO ILL BE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SOON.

[D is for favorite Drink:] WATER.

[E is for essential item you use everyday:] IM GONNA GO WITH MY SONICARE, IM REALLY INTO MY ORAL HYGEINE. BUT DEODORANT IS RIGHT UP THERE.

[F is for favorite song at the moment:] 'PEDESTAL' OR 'SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM'

[G is for favorite game:] SCRABBLE.

[H is for hometown:] SONOMA.

[I is for instruments you play] NONE. I WISH I COULD PLAY THE PIANO THOUGH.

[J is for favorite juice?:] CRANBERRY.

[K is for kids?:] I WANT FIVE. BUT NOT FOR A LONG LOOONG TIME!

[L is for last kiss?:] FEW HOURS AGO.

[M is for marriage:] ID BE DOWN FOR GETTING MARRIED, EVENTUALLY.

[N is for name of your best friend:] MICHAEL.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:] IVE NEVER ACTUALLY STAYED OVERNIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT I SPENT WAAAY TOO MUCH TIME AT THE WORST HOSPITAL IN THE WORLD, SONOMA VALLEY, WHEN MY DAD HAD HIS STROKE.

[P is for phobias:] NOTHING COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW.

[Q is for quote:] "IM BOSSY, IM THE BITCH YALL LOVE TO HATE"

[R is for biggest regret:] THATS TOO PERSONAL.

[S is for self confidence:] SURE, IVE GOT IT.

[T is for time you wake up:] ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I HAVE ROWDY INSOMNIA.

[U is for your underwear] IM NOT TRYING TO BE KINKY OR ANYTHING, BUT IM NOT WEARING ANY.

[V is for vegetable you love:] BROCCOLI & CAULIFLOWER.

[W is for worst habit:] I SOMETIMES CATCH MYSELF CHEWING ON MY BOTTOM LIP.

[X is for x-rays you've had:] FULLY BODY X-RAYS AT THE CHIROPRACTOR.

[Y is for yummy food you make] IM A MASTER IN THE KITCHEN!

[Z is for zodiac sign] AQUARIUS

*Questions you probably haven't answered before!*
What song are you listening to?:	SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM -- JOHN MAYER
Why do you like that song?:	ITS SLOW AND SEXY
What did your last incoming text message say?:	IM NERDY IN THE EXTREME AND WHITER THAN SOUR CREAM
Look at your received call list. Who is number 5?:	ROB ROTTEN
Did you answer?:	YAH
Who did you last talk to on aim?:	SEANTOS
Do you ever wish you were a different race, and if so, what?:	NO IVE NEVER WISHED TO BE A DIFFERENT RACE
Would you date someone of another race?:	OF COURSE, RACE IS NO ISSUSE FOR ME
Do hobos frighten you?:	NO IM FAIRLY UNFRIGHTENABLE
What's the most you have ever spent in the crane toy machines?:	OOOH MAN, ONE TIME I SPENT LIKE $.50 AT ONE IN RENO AND I WON A PINK PANTHER MY FIRST TRY
What color are your shoelaces?:	WHITE OR GRAY
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:	NEW YORK
How much do you hate G.W. Bush on a scale of 1-10?:	I HAVE TO KNOW SOMEONE PERSONALLY TO HATE THEM, SO I OBVIOUSLY DONT HATE HIM
When is the last time you were in a hospital?:	TWO DAYS AGO
Why were you there?:	TO VISIT SOMEONE
What is the most painful piercing you have had?:	MOST DEFINITELY MY NOSE, THE TONGUE WAS THE LEAST PAINFUL
Why do you take these surveys?:	SOMETHING TO DO, AND ITS KINDA FUN TO READ THEN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO THEM
Are you a member of the mile high club?:	WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW...
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?:	FUCK NO
Would you ever hitchhike?:	FUCK NO
Have you ever cried after one of your favorite sports teams lost a game?:	I MAY HAVE CRIED AFTER LOSING ONE OF OUR VARSITY VOLLEY BALL GAMES
Would you marry a 90-year-old billionaire?:	NO
Would you cut off one of your fingers for the perfect body?:	HOLY SHIT I JUST ASKED DAVE A SIMILAR QUESETION, I ASKED HIM IF HED RATHER LOSE TWO TOES OR A FINGER, HE SAID TOES, I SAY FINGER CUZ IM A CHICK & I NEED TO WEAR OPEN TOED SHOE
What about a toe?:	I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE YOUD LOOK WAY MORE FUCKED UP MISSING A TOE THAN A FINGER
Is there really :	IS THERE REALLY WHAT?
Have you ever kept a fortune from a Chinese fortune cookie?:	YES! =)
Have you ever told a lover that they were good in bed, when they were not?:	NO
Would you jump into a lake to save a stranger?:	YES
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?:	NOT A GREAT MOVIE, BUT AT THE AGE OF 25 IVE BEEN THROUGH MORE STUFF THAN MOST PEOPLE DO IN THEIR WHOLE LIVES
What T.V. show world would you fit right into?:	IM REALLY DIGGING STUDIO 60, I THINK ID FIT IN THERE
What was the sweetest thing a guy/girl did for you?:	MICHAEL LEFT ME A BEAUTIFUL SUN FLOWER ON THE WINDSHIELD OF MY CAR WHILE I WAS IN TRAFFIC SCHOOL CLASS, THAT RATES PRETTY HIGH
What is your social status?(i.e:prep, clown, goth..)(I'm a moron):	IM UN-CATEGORIZABLE
What is your favorite quote?:	"IM BOSSY, IM THE BITCH YALL LOVE TO HATE"
Are you high maintenance?:	NO
Do you frequent Wal-mart/ any other 24 hr. store at all hours of the night?:	SAFEWAY. I USUALLY DO MY GROCERY SHOPPING AROUND 1-2 AM
What's the last pill you've taken?:	IM ABOUT TO TAKE AN AMBIEN. I HAVE HORRIBLE INSOMNIA.
Would you rather be in a room with Micheal Jackson or a rattlesnake?:	MICHAEL JACKSON, I WANNA SEE HOW FUCKED UP HE LOOKS IN REAL LIFE
Have you ever gone to a bookstore a 12am to buy the next Harry Potter book?:	I HAD TO WORK AT A BOOKSTORE AT 12AM TO SELL THE HARRY POTTER BOOK...
Have you ever been so bored that you counted cracks in the walls?:	OH HELL YEAH
If your eyes could be any color, what color would they be?:	MORE GREEN
Do you read while you eat?:	IT DEPENDS, BUT YEAH, IM ALWAYS READING
What's the weirdest combination of food you've ever eaten?:	WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO LOVE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHOPPED UP HOT DOGS
Were you pregnant or pmsing when eating it?:	NO, I WAS LIKE 5
How long does it usually take you to drink a glass of beverage?:	THAT TOTALLY DEPENDS ON HOW THRIRSTY I AM
What did you want to be when you were in kindergarten?:	MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
What do you want to be now?:	MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
What's worse, a papercut or a big gash in your finger?:	PAPERCUT
What is your favorite movie, and why?:	DIRTY DANCING OR BILLY MADISON. NO 'WHY' NEEDED!
Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?:	"SO RED DIAMOND GOT AWAY WITH RAPING A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL. AND NOT JUST ANY GIRL, MAX'S FIRST TRUE LOVE, HIS STEADY GIRLFRIEND."
Have you ever read a life changing book? What was it? What was so special?:	I READ SO MANY BOOKS, AND THEY ALL TEACH ME SOMETHING.
Ever watched a life changing movie? What was it? What was so special?:	I REMEMBER THINKING I WAS A TOTALLY CHANGED GIRL AFTER SEEING 'LEGENDS OF THE FALL"
If you could change your name, what would it be?:	I WOULDNT CHANGE MY NAME, I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
When you were afraid of the dark, what was the creature that haunted you?:	IVE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF THE DARK
What is your favorite cartoon from the 1980's?:	I FREAKIN LOVED SCOOBY DOO AND INSPECTOR GADGET
1990's?:	SMURFS
2000's?:	FAMILY GUY
What song comforts you when you are sad?:	FIELDS OF GOLD, WITH EVA CASSIDY SINGING
What song enhances your happiness?:	STACIE ORRICO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! KREMEH!!!
What song can make you cry?:	FIELDS OF GOLD
What song do you listen to when angry?:	ANYTHING BY ANI DI FRANCO

I COLLECT CHESS SETS

2006-10-16T17:23:00.000-07:00

PLEASE REMEMBER MY DAD TODAY

2006-10-15T01:59:00.000-07:00

PICTURES

2006-10-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

ENTERPRISE

2006-10-03T22:30:00.001-07:00

DONT EVER RENT A CAR FROM ENTERPRISE. THEY SUCK ASS.

COUSINS

2006-09-29T00:29:00.000-07:00

2006-09-27T16:38:00.000-07:00

*I FINALLY GOT MY CAR BACK! ID ALMOST FORGOTTEN HOW FABULOUS & SEXY IT IS, RAWR!*

A MILLION QUESTIONS

2006-09-26T06:46:00.000-07:00

=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?:: CUPCAKES!!
Pie or 3.14159...?:: IM ALL ABOUT THE NUMBERS, BITCHES
Chocolate or vanilla?::VANILLA CUPCAKES!!
Black or white?:: WHITE CAKE MIX FOR CUPCAKES!!
Ceiling or floor?:: FLOOR. YOU CANT HAVE SEX ON THE CEILING
Couch or bed?:: BED
Cough or sneeze?:: SNEEZE
On or off?:: ON
Closed or open?:: OPEN
Brush or comb?:: COMB. I HAVENT BRUSHED MY HAIR IN PROBABLY 3 YEARS
Long or short?:: SUN-TUES: SHORT...WED-SAT: LONG
Big or small?:: DEPENDS ON WHAT IT IS
Wet or dry?:: WET
Under or over?:: OVER
Top or bottom?:: TOP
Fly or fall?:: FLY!
Smile or frown?:: "I JUST LIKE TO SMILE. SMILINGS MY FAVORITE"
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: JOY. IVE HAD TOO MANY TEARS OF SORROW THIS YEAR.
Hot or cold?:: HOT WATER -- COLD WEATHER
Warm or cool?:: WARM TOWELS -- COOL EVENING BREEZE
Rough or smooth?:: SMOOTH
Cat or dog?:: I LOVE MY CATS MORE THAN ANYTHING, BUT IM TRYING TO TALK MICHAEL INTO GETTING A DOG
Snake or bird?:: SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!
Shark or T-Rex?:: ID KILL TO HAVE A T-REX AS A PET
Past or present?:: THE PRESENT
Science fiction or fantasy?:: FANTASY, I REALLY DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION SHIT
Dull or sharp?:: SHARP. I LOVE KNIVES. FOR, YA KNOW, COOKING...
Live forever or die young?:: DIE YOUNG. I EVENTUALLY WANT TO EXPERIENCE DEATH
Books or television?:: HANDS DOWN BOOKS
Jump or skip?:: JUMP. SPECIFICALLY THE 'VB APPROACH'!! DODO & KT KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
Fast or slow?:: I DRIVE FAST AND I EAT SLOW
Run or walk?:: RUN! RUN! RUN!
Guy or girl?:: WHY NOT BOTH?
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: DISNEY. MY MOMS KITTY TJ LOOKS LIKE TOD FROM THE FOX AND THE HOUND, THATS ONE OF MY FAV MOVIES/BOOKS
Belle or Jasmine?:: BELLE
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: CRUELLA DEVILLE, CRUELLA DEVILLE, IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOU NO EVIL THING WILL (MY SISTER FOUND A VID TAPE OF MYSELF & SHANNON MEEHAN SINGING THIS, FUCKING HILAAARIOUS!)
Food or friends?:: FRIENDS. EATING IS SO CLICHE!
Colors or black and white?:: COLORS MAKE LIFE MORE INTERESTING
Cute or pretty?:: PRETTY
Good or evil?:: I MAY BE EVIL BUT IM NOT THE DEVIL
Fruits or vegetables?:: THIS IS TOUGH. IM GONNA SAY FRUITS WIN BY A HAIR. I COULD LIVE ON APPLES.
Milk or juice?:: NEITHER
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: NEITHER
Beer or wine?:: HMM, I DONT REALLY DRINK ANYMORE, BUT I THINK RIGHT NOW I COULD GO FOR A TALL FROSTY HEF
Movies or cartoons?:: OLD SCHOOL CARTOONS, THE CLASSIC SHIT
Pillow or blanket?:: BLANKET, I COULD PROB MAKE DO WITHOUT A PILLOW
Moon or stars?:: MOON, IT REMINDS ME OF MY DAD
Sky or sea?:: SKY! FLYING IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
Explode or implode?:: EXPLODE. I LOVE BLOWING THINGS UP

=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: UH, THE SAME AS THE TOP BUT IT HAS MORE VEINS, AND THE OTHER END OF MY TONGUE STUD
Your foot?:: KINDA PINKY/BROWN/APRICOT-ISH
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: MY BROKEN TOE, YO
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: NO. I OPENLY FANTASIZE ABOUT G.W.
Do you chew on your homework?:: YEAH, I EAT PAPER
Pencils?:: ONLY THE WOODEN ONES, AND I STOP WHEN I GET TO THE ERASER
Do you read the dictionary?:: ANSWERS.COM IS ONE OF MY FAV SITES, SO YES
Encyclopedia?:: WIKIPEDIA.COM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAV SITES, SO YES AGAIN
Atlas?:: NOT REALLY
Road map?:: I LOVE MAPS, IVE GOT TWO HUGE WALL MAPS, ONE OF THE US AND ONE OF THE WORLD
Do you memorize random facts?:: NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY SO MEMORIZING SHIT IS EASY FOR ME
Do you stalk anyone?:: NO
Does anyone stalk you?:: A LIFE TIME AGO
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: I ACTUALLY DID ONCE, BUT THAT WAS B/C I DIDNT HAVE AN EDGING TOOL HANDY
Do you dust your lawn?:: UMM, NO?
Do you collect dust?:: NOT ME PERSONALLY. BUT THIS GUY I KNOW...
Lint?:: CLEANING THE LINT FILTER IN MY DRYER IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
Baby teeth?:: NO
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: NOT A PROSTITUTE, MAYBE A STRIPPER
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: NO, CUZ THEN THE CRACK WHORES COULD BE OUT OF A JOB
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: FOR SURE, EVERY NIGHT!!
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: HEEEEELL NO, MY FAVORITE CANDY (SMARTIES) IS MADE IN CANADIA! (YES I SPELLED THAT WRONG ON PURPOSE)
Mexicans?:: NOT PARTICULARLY. BUT THEY SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL THEIR CHILDREN. AND HAVE LESS OF THEM.
Americans?:: MOST OF THE WHITE TRASH BIBLE THUMPING AMERICANS IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF ME
The French?:: HAVENT HAD ENOUGH OF AN EXPERIENCE WITH EM TO MAKE A JUDGEMENT
The English?:: SAME AS ABOVE
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: CANT SAY THAT I HAVE
Have you ever shot someone?:: YES
Something?:: YES. AND TO THE ONE ABOVE IT WASNT WITH A REAL GUN.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: I WONT BOTHER TO TRY TO COUNT. IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN HAVING NEW UNDERWEAR MONTHLY
Jeans?:: AGAIN, I HAVE NO CLUE
What ring size are you?:: 6.5
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: NO I HAVE NOT
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: NOPE
Do you eat a lot?:: NOPE
Do you get excited over cameras?:: FUUUCK YEAH! I TAKE MY CAMERA EEEEVERYWHERE AND I TAKE PICS OF EEEEVERYTHING!
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: NOT AN OBSESSION, BUT THERE ARE 3 JARS IN MY FRIDGE
Poison?:: THE BAND??
Knives?:: YES, I LOVE KNIVES!
Cheese?:: I LOVE LOVE LOVE SONOMA CHEESE FACTORY'S GARLIC JACK CHEESE
Penguins?:: HAHAHAAA FUUUUCK YEAH! I WENT TO SOME SOPHOMORE DANCE WITH 'THE PENGUIN'
Bald people?:: I WANT TO SHAVE MY HEAD
Scrawny African children?:: YEAH, THEY'RE TASTY
Midgets?:: IM REALLY NOT INTO MIDGETS, I HATE THIS CRAZE WHERE EVERYONE HAS A MIDGET AS A SIDEKICK
Pirates?:: YES! PIRATES! KT & I ARE WERE INTO PIRATES WAAAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
Corny jokes?:: WHO DOESNT LOVE A CORNY JOKE?
Are you a virgin?:: NO
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: NO
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: WHO THE FUCK SERIOUSLY DOES THAT? I FLOSS EVERY DAY THOUGH
Do you bite yourself?:: I BITE OTHER PEOPLE
Cut yourself?:: NO
Do you get cold sores often?:: NO
Do you have a cold right now?:: NO
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: YES. AND SINCE MY CAR ACCIDENT THEY'VE BEEN EXTRA BAD
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: YES! REMEMBER MY OBSESSION WITH KNIVES...
Do you have a twitching problem?:: HAHAHA, "WHY'S THAT FUNNY? I DONT KNOW"
Are you homicidal?:: NO MA'AM
What do you do on the computer?:: WORK. PLAY. COMMUNICATE.
Anything your parents should know about?:: MY MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING
Are you happy with your life?:: VERY. BUT I HAVE TO CONFESS THE PAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT.
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: ILL HAVE TO REMEMBER TAKE A POLL
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: NEVER TRIED IT
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: "CHLOROPHYLL? MORE LIKE BOROVILLE!"
How big is the universe?:: THIS BIG --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
What's the logic behind your answer?:: ITLL LOOK COOL ON THE POST
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: LATELY IVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING, MAYBE 4 HOURS A NIGHT IF IM LUCKY
What do you dream about?:: SOME SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT
Anything your parents should know about?:: DIDNT WE ALREADY COVER THIS?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: IVE LEARNED TO IGNORE THEM
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: NEVER TRIED IT, BUT I THINK ID ENJOY IT
Do you have AIM?:: YESSM
MSN?:: NO SIRREE
YIM?:: NO SIRREE
A Neopets account?:: NO SIRREE
A Vampirefreaks account?:: A WHAT?
A Quizilla account?:: NO
A Bzoink account?:: NO
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: UNTIL I KILL THEM
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: YEAH, I WANNA KNOW WHERE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING SO I CAN KILL IT
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: MAYBE IF I WAS COVERED IN APHIDS
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: I SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR A MAURY POVICH SHOW ABOUT A GUY WHO HAS A FEAR OF PEACHES
Doesn't breathe?:: IF I CAN OUTRUN IT IM NOT SCARED OF IT
Are you scared of anything at all?:: YES
What?:: YOUR MOM
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: SOUTH. BECAUSE I LIKE THAT 'NEVER EAT SOGGY WAFFLES' THING AND SOGGY IS A GREAT WORD, LIKE SLOBBER.
Do you have a life?:: OBVIOUSLY
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: SURE
A webcam?:: NO
A scanner?:: SURE
A printer?:: SURE
A cordless mouse?:: SURE
Does your mouse light up?:: ONE LIGHTS UP BLUE, THE OTHER ONE LIGHTS UP RED
Are you scared of mice?:: NOPE
What kind of computer do you have?:: IVE GOT THREE 1. LAPTOP--DELL--INSPIRON 2. DESKTOP--SONY--VAIO 3. LAPTOP--TOSHIBA
Were you ever physically abused?:: PSH, NO, ID KICK FUCKING ASS IF SOMEONE TRIED TO HURT ME
Verbally?:: WHO HASNT BEEN YELLED AT BEFORE?
Sexually?:: NO. AND I THINK THIS IS WAY TOO PERSONAL A QUESTION TO ASK BTW.
Do you wish you were a fish?:: NO BUT I HAVE FISH, GARTH & VERN. I NEED TO GET THAT POND FINISHED IN MY BACKYARD CUZ THESE MOFOS ARE HUGE
A cat?:: NO
A dog?:: NO
Do you have a cell phone?:: YEAH, WHICH I JUST BROKE
What kind is it?:: LG VX8300 ITS AN AWESOME PHONE! AND ITLL BE THE 4TH NEW PHONE IVE HAD THIS YEAR, THANK DOG FOR THAT INSURANCE SHIT.
Do you weasel out of things?:: SOMETIMES
Do your teachers like you?:: THEY LOVED ME, AND YES I WOULD HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH ONE
Do your parents like you?:: MOST DEFINITELY
Do your siblings like you?:: MOST DEFINITELY
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: I DONT KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN KARMA, B/C IM A FAIRLY DECENT PERSON, HOWEVER IVE HAD A LOT OF BAD SHIT HAPPEN TO ME OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, SO...??
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: BAH! NO! THATS SCARY!
Do you enjoy school?:: SURE
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: UNDER. EVEN IF ITS HOT ILL SLEEP UNDER A SHEET OR SOMETHING, I LIKE TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF SOMETHING, MAKES ME FEEL SECURE
Do you sleep in a bed?:: EVERY NIGHT
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: LIKE PHYSICALLY? ONLY IF IM IN WATER
Are you a packrat?:: NO
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: HTML
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: MY FOOD
Do you shy away from social situations?:: HA. NO
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: SURE
Are you at least attracted to them?:: SURE
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: I CAN COUNT ON A PAIR OF SLIPPERS EVERY YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY MOM
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: NOPE
Do you label other people?:: YES AND I ALSO JUDGE THEM BEFORE I GET TO KNOW THEM
Are you proud?:: OF COURSE
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: FUUUUCK YEAH, IM THINKING ABOUT MAKING SOME RIGHT NOW.

=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: ALL THE FREAKING TIME. AND I KEEP HAND SANITIZER HANDY WHEN IM DEALING WITH MONEY.
Do you wet the bed?:: NO
What age did you stop?:: NEVER DID
Do you lie a lot?:: NO =)
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: HELL NO, IM ANAL ABOUT MY ORAL HYGIENE
Brush your hair?:: I DONT BRUSH MY HAIR. EVER.
Do you use deoderant?:: YES
Do you masturbate?:: YES
How often?:: IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Are you an alcoholic?:: NO
A druggie?:: NO
Do you drink illegally?:: NO
Do you wear underwear?:: SOMETIMES
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: I NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAIR WITHOUT WASHING THEM
Are you a coward?:: NO
A loser?:: NO
An idiot?:: NO
Do you chatspeak?:: HUNH?
Are you a bad friend?:: NO
Are you untrustworthy?:: NO
Unreliable?:: MMM, IF I SAY NO SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BITCH, SO I CAN HAVE MY MOMENTS OF UNRELIABILITY
Do you pick your nose?:: NO. BUT I PLAY WITH MY NOSE RING SOMETIMES AND I GUESS THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IM PICKING MY NOSE
Are you imperfect?:: NO
Ugly?:: NO
Do you have bad hair?:: NO
Are you shallow?:: NOT REALLY
Greedy?:: NOT REALLY
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: NEVER
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: I CAN BEND MY PINKIES BACK ABNORMALLY FAR
Do you burp often?:: NO
Are you impolite?:: I TRY NOT TO BE
Disrespectful?:: ONLY IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN DISRESPECTFUL TO ME FIRST
Sadistic?:: NO
Are you a pansy?:: NO
Are you a conformist?:: FUCK NO
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: NO
Do you have buck teeth?:: NO. IVE GOT GREAT TEETH, THATS WHY IM ALWAYS SMILING.
Acne?:: NO
Mental illnesses?:: NO
Are you fake?:: NO
Does your breath smell?:: NO
Do you have a strong body odor?:: NO
Do you have bad teeth?:: SEE ABOVE
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: NO JUST A REGULAR PIERCING
Are you overweight?:: NO
Anorexic?:: NO
Bulimic?:: NO
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW...
A tattoo?:: NO TATTOOS AT ALL
Are you a wannabe?:: PSH, NO
Do you get bad grades?:: NO, IM MEGA SMART
What's your IQ level?:: DUNNO, IVE NEVER BEEN TESTED
Are you a bad guesser?:: NO
Are you slow?:: NO
Are you bad at reading people?:: IVE BEEN WRONG A FEW TIMES
Are you too nice for your own good?:: I LIKE TO SAY IM A BITCH, BUT IN ALL HONESTY IM NOT
Do you have a lot of friends?:: YES
Do you give in easily?:: NO
Are you stubborn?:: YES
Are you annoying?:: I CAN BE
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: FOR SURE
Are you a necrophilliac?:: UCK, NO
Are you incestuous?:: DOUBLE UCK! NO
Is your room messy?:: RIGHT NOW MY OFFICE IS A WAR ZONE!
Do you make fun of other people?:: ALL THE TIME
Do you respect your body?:: OF COURSE
Are you arrogant?:: I CAN BE
Do you have low self-esteem?:: NO
Are you unique?:: VERY
Are your hands clammy?:: NO THEY'RE COOL AND DRY RIGHT NOW
Are you short?:: IM 5'8" BITCHES
Are you freakishly tall?:: NO
Do you like Simple Plan?:: NO

=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?:: I DO, BECAUSE OF MY DAD. BUT IM NOT RELIGIOUS
Do you believe in magic?:: NO
True love?:: YES
Heaven?:: YES
Hell?:: THERE BETTER BE A HELL B/C CERTAIN PEOPLE BETTER END UP THERE
Satan?:: IF THERES A HELL, SOMEONES GOTTA BE IN CHARGE OF IT
The Lord and Lady?:: WHO/WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
The Goddess?:: BULLSHIT
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: BULLSHIT
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: BULLSHIT
Are you an atheist?:: NO
Agnostic?:: MAYBE
Do you believe in fairies?:: FLORA, FAUNA, AND MERRIWEATHER!
Dragons?:: NO
Unicorns?:: NO
Gollums?:: NO
Santa?:: IM NOT STUPID
The Easter Bunny?:: WOW
The Tooth Fairy?:: STOP
Pixies?:: ASKING
Phoenixes?:: ME
Elves?:: THESE
Dwarves?:: STUPID
Mermaids?:: QUESTIONS
Karma?:: I THOUGHT WE COVERED THIS
Immortality?:: NO
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: NO
Mayan Gods?:: NO
Incan Gods?:: NO
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: NO, THERES ONLY ONE REALITY, BUT DIFFERENT WAYS OF VIEWING/DEALING WITH IT
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: NO
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: NO
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: NO
Do you believe in Eternity?:: NO
Do you believe in evolution?:: YES
Do you believe in life after death?:: I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT
What happens to us after we die?:: I WONT KNOW UNTIL IT HAPPENS NOW WILL I?
Do you believe in superheroes?:: NO
Super villains?:: SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES?
Do you believe in Fate?:: YES
That everything has a purpose?:: YES
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: I
Sex?:: THINK
Love?:: ALL
Success?:: OF
Making yourself happy?:: THESE
Making others happy?:: THINGS
Religion?:: ARE
Politics?:: A
Do you believe in miracles?:: BIG
Angels?:: PART
Demons?:: OF
Ghosts?:: LIFE
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: NO
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: NO
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: NO
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: NO, BUT WORKING FOR SOMETHING CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: NOT ALWAYS
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: YES

=>The Basics<=
Name:: KATHRYN
Age:: 25
Gender:: FEMALE
Happy with it?:: YEAH, ID DEF RATHER BE A CHICK THAN A GUY
Eye color:: HAZEL
Happy with it?:: YEAH
If not, what would you change it to?:: IT WOULD BE COOL IF THEY WERE MORE GREEN
Hair color:: ITS A FABULOUS DARK/BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW
Happy with it?:: VERY, THE RED IS DEF WORKING FOR ME
If not, what would you change it to?:: WOULDNT CHANGE IT
Hair length:: JUST CHOPPED IT ALL OFF BITCHES!
Hair style:: I PUT SOME GOO IN IT, TWEAK IT AROUND AND IM GOOD TO GO
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: DUH DUH DER
What color?:: IVE BEEN EVERY NORMAL COLOR THERE IS, MAYBE I SHOULD GO PINK OR BLUE NEXT
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: ABOUT EVERY 4-6 WEEKS. MY HAIR GROWS REALLY FAST AND I HATE HAVING ROOTS
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: NOPE, ITS THICK AND SHINY AND B-E-A-UTIFUL
Are you clean-shaven?:: OF COURSE
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: LONG & SLENDER
Thin or full lips?:: FULL
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: NOT FREAKISHLY THICK, BUT THERES A LOT OF IT
Have you ever had lice?:: NO
How old were you?:: WHO WOULD ACTUALLY SAY 'YES I HAD LICE'?
Nicknames:: KATO - KATE - YOUR MOM - BITCHES - MOUSE - KATOSAUCE
Happy with them?:: YEOP
Aliases:: VIVIAN
What made you choose them?:: IT WAS JULIA ROBERTS' NAME IN PRETTY WOMAN, AAAAND IT WAS THAT WHORISH WOMANS NAME IN DIRTY DANCING
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: MY MOM ACTUALLY WANTED A BOY, AND SHE WAS GOING TO NAME HIM TJ, BUT SHE GOT ME, SO SHE NAMED HER NEW CAT TJ
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: ID HAVE TO THINK HARDER ABOUT THIS
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: NO, I LOVE MY LAST NAME
What heritage does your first name imply?:: GREEK ORIGIN - MEANING 'PURE'
Middle name?:: ALYSON
Last name?:: THESE QUESTIONS ARE JUST ASKING
Place of birth:: TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE ALL MY INFO
Date of birth:: AND STEAL MY IDENTITY
Nationality:: LETS SEE, IM GERMAN - IRISH - I THINK SCANDINAVIAN OR SWEDISH, ILL ASK MY MOM AND DOUBLE CHECK
Were you named after anyone?:: YES
Who?:: MY GRANDMOTHER
What side of the family does your name come from?:: MOMS SIDE
Did your parents immigrate?:: NO
How about your grandparents?:: WHY DONT I KNOW
Your great grandparents?:: THE ANSWERS
Farther back into your family?:: TO THESE QUESTIONS
Where did they emmigrate from?:: ILL HAVE TO
Where did they immigrate to?:: ASK MY MOM
Skin color:: WHITE
What's your facial structure like?:: UM...
Height:: 5'8"
Happy with it?:: YEAH ID HATE TO BE SHORT
What's your father's name?:: DAVID
Your mother's?:: SHARON
Do you have any siblings?:: A SISTER
How old are they?:: SHES GONNA BE 32
What are their names?:: JENWAA
Do you get along with your family?:: MOST OF THEM. MY COUSINS ARE AWESOME!
Do you wish they were different?:: I GUESS NOT
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: THESE
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: ARE
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: ODD
If so, why?:: QUESTIONS
Who do you get along with most?:: IN MY FAMILY? NOT COUNTING THE OBVIOUS (MICHAEL) IM PROBABLY CLOSEST WITH MY MOM, JEN AND SEANTOS.

=>Favorites<=
Color:: LIME GREEN
Month:: DECEMBER - CHRISTMAS IS MY MOST FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR
Year:: HOW CAN
Decade:: I ANSWER
Century:: THESE QUESTIONS
Millenium::UNTIL IVE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE
Animal:: DONKEY
Movie:: DIRTY DANCING - HEAT
Book:: I CANT CHOSE A FAV
River:: ILL GO WITH THE TRUCKEE RIVER
Lake:: LAKE HAVASU
Ocean:: PACIFIC
Country:: UNITED STATES
City:: NEW YORK
State:: CALIFORNIA
Province:: NONE
Place to go in your neighborhood:: THIS IS MORE FOR THE CITY FOLK
Person:: MICHAEL
Relative:: MOM & SISTER
Pet:: ZOSH & CATCAT
Actor:: MORGAN FREEMAN
Actress:: JULIA ROBERTS
Celebrity:: CONAN O'BRIEN - HOWARD STERN
Musician:: ANI DIFRANCO
Singer:: EVA CASSIDY
Band:: TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS
Movie genre:: ANYTHING BUT SCIENCE FICTION
Book genre:: AGAIN, ANYTHING BUT SCIENCE FICTION
Play genre:: I
Play:: DONT
Musical:: HAVE
Poem:: FAVORITES
Writer:: FOR
Song:: THESE
Sport:: NOT REALLY THAT INTO SPORTS
Drink:: WATER OR TEA
Food:: APPLES
Brand of cereal:: SPECIAL K
Candy bar:: IM NOT INTO CANDY BARS
Disney princess:: ARIEL
Disney prince:: NONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD A BIG ENOUGH PACKAGE
Disney villain:: REMEMBER FROM EARLIER? CRUELLA DEVILLE!
Disney character:: HMM...
CD:: DONT HAVE A FAVORITE
Director:: SAME AS ABOVE
Videogame:: NOT INTO VIDEOGAMES
Computer game:: DONT PLAY GAMES OFTEN, BUT I USED TO BE REALLY INTO ONLINE CHESS, RED ALERT AND SUDOKO
Game:: NAKED TWISTER ANYONE??
Board game:: SCRABBLE
Word game:: SAME AS ABOVE
Clothing style:: I SHOP AT THE HOOKER OUTLET, LIKE 'BETH' FROM DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
Truth or dare question:: DARE!
Fairy tale:: THESE ARE THINGS I HAVENT THOUGHT
Lullaby:: ABOUT IN MANY MANY YEARS
Holiday:: CHRISTMAS
Mythological creature:: THAT THING THATS HALF MAN HALF HORSE
Miscellaneous item:: VIBRATOR
Storybook character:: THE OLD LADY WHO LIVED IN A SHOE
Movie character:: BILLY MADISON!
Play character:: NO
Musical character:: NO
College:: MEH
Football team:: WE
Soccer team:: COVERED
Tennis player:: THIS
Hockey team:: ALREADY
Basketball team:: IM
Baseball team:: NOT
Swimmer:: INTO
Track star:: SPORTS
Vegetable:: BROCCOLI
Fruit:: APPLES - ORANGES
Toothpaste brand:: AQUAFRESH
Type of computer:: MY DELL LAPTOP
Medication:: ANYTHING THAT GETS RID OF MY MIGRAINES
Poison:: WHO THE FUCK HAS A FAVORITE POISON?
Type of sword:: UMM...
Type of gun:: I REALLY SHOULDNT SAY, ITS ILLEGAL IN CA
Planet:: EARTH
Space feature:: STARS
Breed of cat:: MAINE COON
Dog:: I WANT ONE OF THOSE LAB/GOLDEN RETRIEVER MIXES, YA KNOW, THE SEEING EYE DOGS
Spider:: I HATE SPIDERS
Fish:: GOLD FISH
Penguin:: ANY KIND OF PENGUIN IS AWESOME
Species of crustacean:: LOBSTER!!
Arachnid:: I SAID I HATE SPIDERS SPECIFICALLY, ILL BROADEN THAT TO ARACHNIDS IN GENERAL
Insect:: DRAGON FLY
Pair of socks:: MY SISTER GOT ME THESE AWESOME STRIPPED KNEE HIGH SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR
Scooby-Doo character:: I ALWAYS KINDA HAD A CRUSH ON FRED
Spongebob Squarepants character:: IVE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW
Quote:: "GO CLEAN UP THAT VOMIT, IM GONNA TAKE A VICODIN"
Adage:: HMM, THIS IS A GOOD ONE, I DONT WHAT MY FAV WOULD BE
President:: CLINTON
Astrological sign:: I SUPPOSE MY OWN, AQUARIUS
Chinese zodiac sign:: I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY!
Number:: 4
Short story:: THIS IS MAKING ME THINK HARDER THAN I HAD WANTED TO
Word:: SLOBBER
Definition:: HARD TO PICK A FAV HERE
Time period:: RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Dictionary brand:: ITS ALL ABOUT THE INTERNET THESE DAYS
Series of books:: YOU CANT BEAT NANCY DREW! ALTHOUGH THE HARRY POTTER SERIES IS PRETTY GOOD, AS IS THE NORA ROBERTS MURDER MYSTERY SERIES
Publishing company:: SERIOUSLY, WHO ACTUALLY HAS A FAVORITE PUBLISHING COMPANY?
Illustrator:: CYNTHIA RYLANT - CAT HEAVEN IS AN AWESOME CHILDRENS BOOK
Artist:: VAN GOGH
Childhood story:: LIKE A STORY FROM MY OWN CHILDHOOD? OR SOME GENERIC SHIT? ILL GO WITH ME -- THE TIME I FELL OFF THAT TALL FUCKING SLIDE AT PRESTWOOD AND BLOODIED MYSELF UP REAL GOOD LIKE
Childhood memory:: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY DAD WOULD CUT UP SOME FRUIT AND WE'D READ A FEW BOOKS BEFORE BEDTIME
Facial expression:: SMILING
Serial killer:: THE ZODIAK!!
Medieval torture device:: THIS ONES PRETTY ROWDY: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_(torture_device)
Instrument:: GUITAR
Brand of chocolate:: CHOCOLTE IS CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE
Candy:: SMARTIES!!
Brand of candy:: THIS IS WAY REPETITIVE
Time of day:: LATE NIGHT
Codename Amour and Adori use:: WHAA?
Letter:: Z
Inside joke:: YOUR MOM!!! MUWUAHAHA
Joke:: THAT ONE ABOUT THE QUADREPLEGIC GETTING FUCKED
Scent:: CUPCAKES BAKING!!
Onomotapoeia:: THE SURVEY PEOPLE MISSPELLED THIS, ITS ONOMATOPOEIA, AND I LIKE 'GROWL'
Alliteration:: HMM, DUNNO

=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color:: GREEN
Hair length:: WAIST
Hair style:: CURLY
Eye color:: BLACK
Skin color:: RED
Any makeup?:: EYE LINER
Clothing style:: SPANDEX
Shy or outgoing?:: SHY
Happy or depressed?:: DEPRESSED
Funny or serious?:: SERIOUS
Abusive or kind?:: ABUSIVE
Respectful or perverted?:: PERVERTED
Completely describe their personality:: I THINK I ALREADY DID ABOVE
This is another space if you need it:: THANKS BUT I DONT NEED IT
Ideal height:: 7'
Ideal weight:: 130LBS
Body type:: ANOREXIC
Completely describe their appearances:: WHY ASK ME QUESTIONS AND THEN ASK ME TO SUMMARIZE MY ANSWERS?
This is another space if you need it:: STOP. ITS ANNOYING.
Cup size or condom size:: EXTRA SMALL
Masochistic or sadistic?:: SADISTIC
Conformist or nonconformist?:: CONFORMIST
Artistic or athletic?:: ARTISTIC
Intellectual or unintelligent?:: UNINTELLIGENT. WHO WANTS TO BE AROUND SOMEONE WHOS SMART?
Complex or simple?:: COMPLEX. I LIKE DEALING WITH ISSUES
What would their hobbies be?:: STAMP COLLECTING
Interests?:: SCIENCE FICTION, BECAUSE, YA KNOW, I HATE SCIENCE FICTION
Obsessions:: ID WANT HIM TO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH CORN
Would they hug you often?:: NO, HED NEVER TOUCH ME
Kiss you often?:: EEW, KISSING GIVES YOU COOTIES!
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: HE WOULD NEVER PROFESS HIS LOVE
Have you already found your ideal mate?:: NO. I CRUISE THE LOCAL PRISONS ON THE WEEKENDS.
Or as close as someone can get?:: MY NECK HURTS
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: ID HAVE SEX OFTEN. BUT NOT WITH HIM.
Are you in love?:: OKAY FOR REAL NOW, YES IM IN LOVE
What will you do together?:: EVERYTHING
Your ideal date:: SOMEWHERE PRIVATE, QUIET, ROMANTIC
Your ideal wedding:: IM NOT GETTING MARRIED ANY TIME SOON, SO WHY THINK ABOUT IT?
How many kids?:: I WANT FIVE
What will their names be?:: IT STRESSES ME OUT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
What do you think they would look like?:: I HOPE THEY'RE NOT RETARDED...
Will you even have kids?:: EVENTUALLY
If not, why?:: BUT IM NOT IN ANY HURRY AT ALL
Will you even get married?:: EVENTUALLY
If no, why?:: AND AGAIN, IM NOT IN ANY HURRY TO GET MARRIED
Are you taken or single?:: SPOKEN FOR

=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color:: ORANGE
Animal:: IM NOT BIG ON WHALES
Number:: 9 KINDA SCARES ME
President:: BUSH
Actor:: MEL GIBSON
Actress:: KIRSTEN DUNST BOTHERS ME
Director:: I
Celebrity:: THINK
Artist:: ILL
Illustrator:: GO
Poet:: HOME
Writer:: AND
Band:: BAKE
Musician:: SOME
Singer:: CUPCAKES
Food:: SEA FOOD
Fruit:: BANANAS RATE PRETTY LOW ON MY LIST
Vegetable::SQUASH IS BORING
Candy:: FUCK, STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FUCKING CANDY!!
Candy bar:: FUCKING SHIT!
Brand of chocolate:: CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE
Skittles flavor:: THEY NEVER ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE SKITTLES FLAVOR WAS, SO WHY ASK ME WHAT MY LEAST FAV IS?
Month:: I LIKE THEM ALL
Year:: 2004-2006 HAVE ALL SUCKED ASS
Decade:: THIS DECADE IS NOT GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START
Century:: I HATED THE 1600'S
Millenium:: WHOA
Era:: THESE
Time period:: QUESTIONS
Battle of the Civil War:: ARE
War:: REALLY
Battle of WWII:: OFF
Battle of American Revolution:: THE
Genius:: FUCKING
Genus of plant:: WALL
Flower:: I LIKE ALL FLOWERS
Tree:: LEAST FAVORITE TREE?? UMM...
Hair color::BROWN
Eye color:: BROWN
Fairy tale:: I
Disney princess:: THINK
Disney villain:: WHOEVER
Disney prince:: MADE
Movie character:: THIS
Play character:: SURVEY
Book character:: WAS
Musical character:: REALLY
Play:: FUCKED
Musical:: UP
Person:: I HAVE A FEW LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE
Brand of cereal:: I ALWAYS HATED LUCKY CHARMS
Brand of battery:: THE GENERIC ONES
Mental illness:: DOWN SYNDROME IS BORING
Medication:: TYLENOL IS WORTHLESS
Serial killer:: I
Poison:: WANT
Type of sword:: A
Type of gun:: CHIA
Toothpaste brand:: PET
Scent:: POOP
Taste:: POOP
Sound:: SOMEONE POOPING
Sexual position:: ANY SEXUAL POSITION IS GOOD
Article of clothing:: HAVING TO WEAR A BRA IS ANNOYING SOMETIMES

=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Pretty people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Bald people?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Scrawny African children?:: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Religion?:: I DONT CARE EITHER WAY AS LONG AS YOU DONT TRY TO PUSH IT ON ME
Politics?:: I KNOW ENOUGH TO HAVE OPINIONS
Abortion?:: IM FOR IT
Church?:: AGAIN, ITS FINE WITH ME AS LONG AS YOU DONT MAKE ME GO
Separation of church and state?:: RELIGION AND POLITICS DO NOT MIX
Blondes?:: WHATEVER
Brunettes?:: WHATEVER
Redheads?:: WHATEVER
Mainstream rock?:: WHATEVER
Abercrombie?:: I THINK THATS WHERE I GOT MY 'WEST VIRGINIA' TSHIRT
Pop music?:: ITS FUN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND ACTING STUPID
Classic rock?:: AGAIN, FUN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND ACTING STUPID, BUT EVERYTHING IS I GUESS
Roleplaying?:: I LOVE DRESSING UP...
Emo music?:: WHATEVER
Ignorance?:: MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK PEOPLE
Stupidity?:: MAKES ME WANT TO SMACK THEM A SECOND TIME
Mental retardation?:: I GREW UP AROUND IT. HAHA THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT. I ACTUALLY MET MY MOMS CLIENTS AT WORK THE OTHER NIGHT. I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE MENTALLY DISABLED AND PEOPLE WHO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: SHUT UP
Friends?:: I SOMETIMES CATCH RE-RUNS OF IT ON CHANNEL 2 AT 7PM =)
Disrespect?:: NO
Immaturity?:: SOMETIMES IT CAN BE FUN TO ACT IMMATURE
Republicans?:: WHATEVER
Democrats?:: WHATEVER
George W. Bush?:: ID LIKE TO SMACK HIM
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: PSHAW!
My mom?:: DOUBLE PSHAW!
Me?:: YOU SUCK
This survey?:: IS MAKING MY NECK HURT EVEN WORSE, AND NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE, BUT IM THE DUMBASS FOR CONTINUING IT
Dry walls?:: IM NOT A FAN OF MOLD, SO THREE CHEERS FOR DRY WALLS!
Painted walls?:: YEOP, PAINTING IS FUN
Drugs?:: DRUGS ARE SO CLICHE
Alcohol?:: IF DODO WERE WITH ME ID BE DRINKING RIGHT NOW
Prostitution?:: ID PROB GIVE A HANDJOB FOR 20 BUCKS...HAHA
Premarital sex?:: IM SORRY BUT I THINK ITS LAME TO 'SAVE YOURSELF' FOR MARRIAGE. I MEAN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLOTTE WHEN SHE MARRIED TREY, HE COULDNT GET IT UP AND THEIR MARRIAGE ENDED
Teenage sex?:: I THINK ALL TEENAGE GIRLS ARE WHORES THESE DAYS
People?:: WHATEVER
Your classmates?:: I DONT HAVE CLASSMATES
Your co-workers?:: I DONT HAVE A CO-WORKER, IVE GOT AN EMPLOYEE, AND IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR HER!
Your school?:: FUCK SCHOOL
Your family?:: I LOVE MY FAMILY
My family?:: I LOVE YOUR FAMILY
Your mental health?:: IM HAPPY TO SAY IM MENTALLY STABLE. FOR NOW AT LEAST.
My mental health?:: FUCK IT
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: I GUESS I USED TO DO IT WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
Your life?:: IM GLAD TO HAVE IT
My life?:: SUCKS
The color green?:: I LOVE LOVE LOVE GREEN
Pickles?:: I LIKE PICKLES TOO, THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD PICKLE QUESTION, WHATS UP WITH THAT?
Food?:: FOOD IS OVER RATED
Electricity?:: I PREFER CANDLE LIGHT AND GAS
Niagra falls?:: IVE NEVER BEEN BUT I GUESS IT LOOKS COOL
Cataracts?:: SURE
Bridges?:: ARE FUN
Braces?:: HAD THEM, I LIKED THE PAIN
Dictionairies?:: DONT NEED EM ANYMORE
Television?:: ITS A GOOD WAY TO PASS THE TIME
Fairy tales?:: I DONT REMEMBER ANY RIGHT NOW
Hollywood?:: LAME
MTV?:: LAME

=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?:: "A LITTLE TIRED, A LITTLE HUNGRY, KINDA HORNY..."
Smelling?:: MY PERFUME
Seeing?:: THE MONITOR
Hearing?:: IM LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN ONLINE
Doing?:: IM SITTING HERE FILLING THIS OUT
Who are you talking to online?:: NO ONE, ITS 6AM
On the phone?:: NO ONE, ITS 6AM
What room of the house are you in?: MY OFFICE
Are you cold?: A LITTLE
Bored?:: YEAH IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS
Warm?:: NO
Hot?:: NO
Do you look nice?:: I ALWAYS DO
What are you wearing?:: JUST MY ROBE AND SLIPPERS
Are you eating anything?:: NO
Drinking anything?:: WATER
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: EDDIE BAUER SLIPPERS
What are you wishing for?:: THAT MY CAR WILL BE FIIIINNNNNAAAALLLY READY TOMORROW, I MISS IT =(
What are you worried about?:: MMM, I GUESS ABOUT MY CAR ACCIDENT, BUT I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER
Sad about?:: I MISS MY DAD
Happy about?:: ITS GARBAGE DAY
Angry about?:: ITS GARBAGE DAY AND I HAVENT PUT MY CANS OUT YET
Serious about?:: I NEED TO FINISH THIS AND GET SOME FRIGGIN SLEEP
Laughing about?:: NOTHING IS FUNNY RIGHT NOW
Talking about?:: I HAVENT SPOKEN IN ABOUT 6 HOURS
Typing about?:: IM DOING THIS DAMN THING

=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?:: THE GANG FROM SESAME STREET
Your best friends?:: THE COOKIE MONSTER & GROVER
Who do you hang out with most?:: GROVER
Who do you treat the best?:: ELMO, HES SENSITIVE
Who treats you the best?:: PROBABLY BIG BIRD
Do you even have friends?:: NOT REAL ONES
If so, why are you taking this survey?:: B/C I STARTED AND NOW I HAVE TO FINISH

=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?:: NOT YET
Beaten someone up?:: NOT REALLY
Been beaten up?:: NOT REALLY
Bullied someone?:: PROBABLY
Been bullied?:: PROBABLY
Attempted suicide?:: NO
Attempted murder?:: NO
Nearly died?:: NOPE
Broken the law?:: IT HAPPENS
Stolen something?:: ROAD SIGNS
Had an abortion?:: NOPE
Known the president?::NOPE
Had an affair with the president?:: THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION
Met a famous person?:: YEAH
Masturbated?:: ALL THE TIME, YO
Gotten drunk?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Gotten high?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Had masochistic sex?:: ONCE OR TWICE
Had an affair?:: NO
Been out of the country?:: YES
Out of state?:: YES
Out of your town?:: YES
Written a poem?:: YES
A Story?:: YES
A Novel?:: NO
A Song?:: YES
Gotten published?:: IN SOME HIGH SCHOOL POETRY BOOK THINGY
Written a love poem?:: YES
Said that you hated the world?:: NO
Finished school?:: YES
Flunked a grade?:: NEVER
Flunked a test?:: NEVER
Flunked a subject?:: NEVER
Read a book for enjoyment?:: ITS WHAT I DO BITCHES
Bungee jumped?:: NO
Skydived?:: NOT YET BUT I WILL SOON!
Danced?:: ITS HOW I GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B
Been to a dance?:: SURE
Suba dived?:: NOT YET
Broken a bone?:: YEAH MAN, MY TOE AND MY TAILBONE
Gotten a nose bleed?:: IM SURE I HAVE
Had an orgasm?:: ITS SAD IF YOU HAVENT
Suffered from psychosis?:: I CONSTANTLY AM
Wished you could get away with something?:: I GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
Thought of killing someone?:: NO
Thought of killing yourself?:: NO
Saved someone's life?:: YES
Saved your own?:: I DONT THINK IVE BEEN CLOSE TO DEATH
Gone to the beach?:: LOVE IT
Gone fishing?:: USED TO DO IT WITH MY DAD =)
Gone to an island?:: FOR SURE
Died in a dream?:: NO
Had a dream that came true?:: A FEW TIMES
Kissed someone in the rain?:: YESH. IVE ALSO PEED NAKED IN THE RAIN!
Gotten pregnant?:: HELLS NO
Eaten calamari?:: YESSM
Lobster?:: OOOOH YUUUM
Helped anybody during the holidays?:: ALL THE TIME
Helped a stranger?:: DEFINITELY

=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?:: THE INSIDE, YEAH
Touch your nose with your tongue?:: HEEELLS YEAH!
Stick your fist in your mouth?:: IVE GOT A BIG MOUTH, BUT ITS NOT THAT BIG
Touch your toes?:: HA, WHO CANT?
Give away money?:: I CAN, BUT I WONT UNLESS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON
Marry a family member?:: NASTY
Hire an assassin?:: SURE
Get ahold of drugs?:: SURE
Alcohol?:: SURE
Stay up all night?:: YEP
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: YEAH THAT TIME I DID METH...I KEED I KEED, IVE NEVER DONE METH, AND IVE NEVER STAYED UP FOR TEN NIGHTS
Finish this survey?:: IM TRYING
Swim?:: MY BATHTUB IS PRETTY BIG
Draw well?:: EXTREMELY
Sing well?:: HORRIBLY
Write well?:: YES
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: REALLY DONT THINK I COULD
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: AGAIN I REALLY DONT THINK I COULD
Without milk?:: YOU HAAAVE TO HAVE MILK WITH ANYTHING LIKE THAT. COOKIES, PB&J, BROWNIES...
Predict the future?:: CERTAIN ASPECTS OF IT

=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: NO
A lover?:: NO
Give your life for a friend?:: NO
A lover?:: NO
Give your life to save a stranger's?:: NO
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: NO COMMENT
Sell yourself?:: NO
Have cyber sex?:: NO
Real sex?:: DEFINITELY NOT! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
With who?:: THE GUY WHO CUTS MY GRASS
Here's an extra space if you need one:: HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BF
Lie to a friend?:: ITS HAPPENED BEFORE
Lie to your parents?:: IVE DONE IT BEFORE, NOT ANYMORE THOUGH
Lie to a lover?:: IM SURE IVE MADE A FEW SMALL WHITE LIES
Steal from your parents?:: NEVER
Hug them in public?:: ALWAYS
Blow up your house?:: HA
Abuse someone?:: NO WAY
Use someone?:: NOT MY STYLE
Recommend this survey to a friend?:: NO

=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?:: NO AND I HATE THAT FUCKING 'HERO' SHIT
Policeman?:: NO
Serial killer?:: NO
Doctor?:: I WANTED TO BE A FORENSIC SCIENTIST
Surgeon?:: YES I LOVED CUTTING ON PEOPLE IN MY ANATOMY CLASS
Prostitute?:: NAH
Playboy model?:: NAH
Writer?:: I CANT WRITE THAT WELL
Artist?:: I AM AN ARTIST
Musician?:: NOPE
Assassin?:: NOPE
Ninja?:: I AM A NINJA
Soldier?:: HELL NO
President?:: NO
Darth Vader?:: DUDE SUCKS
Pilot?:: NOPE IVE GOT MY OWN PERSONAL ONE SO I DONT NEED TO BE ONE MYSELF
Mortician?:: IF I WAS DESPERATE
Forensic scientist?:: HA, I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS DOWN HERE
Detective?:: YES
Lawyer?:: NO
Drug-dealer?:: NO
Pirate?:: I TOTALLY AM A PIRATE!
Box-carrier?:: ID TOTALLY WORK FOR UPS
Store clerk?:: I SORT OF AM
Banker?:: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ONE POINT
Criminal?:: FUCK IVE GOT THE HICCUPS
Target?:: FOR WHAT
Professional wrestler?:: NAH
Tennis player?:: I PLAY TENNIS
Rapper?:: I TRY
Country singer?:: I REALLY DISLIKE COUNTRY MUSIC
Pop star?:: NO
Actor?:: MAYBE
Plastic surgeon?:: SURE

=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?:: BEFORE I WENT TO BED, AROUND MIDNIGHT
Took a shower?:: YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
Ate?:: I THINK AROUND 8 LAST NIGHT
Drank?:: JUST A FEW MINS AGO
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: WOW, UM, WHEN I WENT OUT WITH MY COUSINS I HAD A FEW BEERS WHICH WAS A FEW WEEKS AGO
Took a pill?:: I TOOK A MUSCLE RELAXER AND A SLEEPING PILL AT MIDNIGHT. OBVIOUSLY DIDNT HELP ME ALL THAT WELL SINCE IVE BEEN UP SINCE 430AM
Smoked?:: I DONT SMOKE
You got your photograph taken?:: YESTERDAY
You got caught doing something bad?:: I DONT KNOW
Had sex?:: YESTERDAY
Dyed your hair?:: FEW WEEKS AGO, AND I HAVE AN APT FOR THIS THURS
Hurt someone physically?:: I DONT REMEMBER
Hurt someone emotionally?:: I DONT KNOW
Did your homework?:: HMM
Hung out with your friends?:: TODAY
Got drunk?:: DRUNK DRUNK? JEEZ, I CANT REMEMBER. I RARELY DRINK ANYMORE.
Got high?:: I THINK IT WAS IN NEW YORK
Took a survey?:: THIS ONE YO
Won a contest?:: I DONT THINK IVE WON ANYTHING LATELY
Went out on a date?:: ITS BEEN A FEW DAYS
Had a strong sexual drive?:: I ALWAYS DO

=>Word Association<=
Bed.: PILLOWS
Curtains.: SHUTTERS
Lights.: LIGHT SWITCH
Music.: ITUNES
Candles.: ILLUMINATIONS
Closet.: BROOM
Door.: FRONT
Window.: SCREEN
Dog.: HEIDI
Cat.: ZOSHIE
Egypt.: SAND
Corey.: JULIAS BF
Mirror.: IKEA
Case.: GUN
Cage.: GO GO DANCERS
Cave.: BATS
Nutella.: CREPES
Bird.: DAD
Bear.: CHARMIN COMMERCIALS
Death.: DAD
Life.: DAD
White.: RED
Black.: CAR
Personality.: SUNNY
Pickle.: FRIDGE
Dilemna.: DOGPILE
Love.: HATE
Liberal.: BONDAGE
Conservative.: MONEY
Ball.: VACUUM
Moderate.: TEMPERATURE
Inept.: YOUR MOM!

THE END. Congratulations. THANK DOG!

PRECIOUS & I

2006-09-06T00:14:00.000-07:00

PICS TO ENTERTAIN DODO WHILE SHE'S AT WORK

2006-08-29T18:03:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MEEE, YO!

OKAY SO I OPEN THIS NEW KIND OF CAT FOOD, AND I START TO FREAK CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE FUCKING MAGGOTS IN IT, RIGHT? WRONG, ITS 'SALMON AND RICE' FLAVORED FOOD AND THOSE ARE JUST BITS OF RICE. STILL KINDA NASTY. AND YES, I FEED MY CATS WITH BABY FOOD SPOONS.

MMM, STEAK!

ZOSHIE BEAR

CAT CAT YUM YUM

Ok, find out how you will be arrested, the Google way. A fun little time-waster.

Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks! Stick your result below...AND REPOST don't reply!

1. Gavin was arrested for causing a disturbance aboard a United Airlines flight.
2. Marianne was arrested for disturbing the peace by yelling at students in Hawaii.
3. Colleen was arrested For Using Duct Tape On Kid. HOW APPROPRIATE.
4. Melanie was arrested for drug connections. Who Me?
5. John was arrested for maintaining a common nuisance based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment. LOL!
6. Matt was arrested for fondling and messing with a police officer.
7. In 1931, Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. He spent six long days in jail, wishing himself dead. [its true]
8. Amanda was arrested for possession of crack. Dave, high himself, had told a police officer she was using. FUCK YOU DAVE!!!
9.geno was arrested three times this weekend,one of them for stealing a train. (i fit it in my garage!)
10.Crack cocaine wasnt an epidemic until it got to suburbia and Jennifer got arrested for buying it" (haha, wow...)
11....Tyler got arrested for pissing in the road over by the gas station.
12...amanda was arrested for a bar fight
13. Brandon was arrested for breaking a window at a vacant store in Pacific Beach...funny thing is I didn't even have to google that!
14. Eric was arrested for the armed robbery of a South Carolina Krispy Kreme franchise...they tried to cut me off, but me and my AK47 had other ideas...lol
15. A few days later, reports started appearing that showed Rachelle was arrested for the murder and has since been arraigned. oh jeez.
16. SETH. Seth Arrested for Criminal Goofyness
17. "Jonathan was arrested for returning to the Dream Girls Club in violation of a Restraining Order." Bych Better have my Money!!!
18. Moss was arrested for second-degree assault Tuesday, after pushing a police officer 500 feet with his car.
19. "Megan was arrested for indecent exposure while crossing The Bay bridge" --> what the. go figure another megan would do this
20. "Alex was arrested for allegedly embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office and for burglary and marijuana violations. lol sounds like something I might do... might..
21. "Daniel was arrested for doing nothing more than standing on the sidewalk." ...Sounds about right, asshole cops.
22. Drew was arrested for negligently starting the fire by draging a large piece of steel behind his vehicle. that sounds like something that i would do.
23. Dan was arrested for stalking Canadian singing sensation Celine Dion, though he was later released after police determined he was stalking her because he wanted to kill her, not because he loved her as they had initially suspected.
24. Tamara was arrested for public intoxication in the lower level of the west garage.
25. Eva was arrested for supposedly plotting to kill Stalin. (haha you can't make this stuff up)
25.Drew was arrested for negligently starting the fire by draging a large piece of steel behind his vehicle.
26. Jessica was arrested working as a prostitute in Florida - and landed in the middle of a multistate federal investigation into the underage sex trade.
27. Chadwick was arrested for possession of methamphetamine and possession of meth for sale, possession of marijuana and child endangerment charges. I dont know where to start with this one.
28. Carter was arrested for a series of street muggings, which included assault and robbery of a middle-aged black woman
29 Amy was arrested for transporting an illegal alien in a hidden compartment. She was pregnant while in jail and apparently a bunch of injustices took place. Serioulsy there are websites dedicated to this women.
30. Katherine was arrested for indecent exposure with her genitals rubbed raw.
31. Jenna was arrested at 1am in a nightclub in Austin because she was holding a bottle of beer. She turned up in court in a low-cut black shirt, pink Capri trousers and a toe ring.
32. Ryan Bones Malone - "Ryan was arrested for assaulting his brother, Erik. Erik was arrested for assaulting his brother, Ryan.

33.*KATO* KATO WAS ARRESTED FOR THE THEFT OF PSYCHIATRIC DRUGS FROM THE YAMANISHI KITA HOSPITAL.

-- OR--

34. *YOUR MOM* YOUR MOM WAS ARRESTED FOR MOLESTING A PENGUIN!

THAT WHOLE PENGUIN BIT HAD TO HAVE BEEN BEFORE I STOLE THE PSYCH DRUGS.

GOT REAR ENDED, YO

2006-08-26T20:55:00.000-07:00

on the way to get my car washed, of all things! fucking rohnert park, the place is nothing but trouble. i had stopped at a green light (as did the cars in the left lane) on the rp expressway at country club b/c there was an ambulance trying to pass thru the intersection on cc, and dude in a big ass truck did not notice, slammed into me at prob 40 mph and pushed me clear thru the intersection. he had been in the left lane just seconds before so im guessing he swerved into my lane to go around thsoe other cars, but i never heard him braking at all. thank dog the ambulance had actually stopped to make sure there wasnt any traffic otherwise i wouldve been run right into them. doesnt look like a whole lotta damage, but my brakes went out, and the car wouldnt start back up (although thats most likely the auto fuel shut off for when you get into an accident) and i seem to be okay although my neck and head hurt like motherfuckers. i had never been hit before. its not fun. he hit me pretty hard. it hurts.

CUPCAKES!!

2006-08-21T00:36:00.000-07:00

I CAN FUCKING KNIT!

2006-08-16T03:01:00.000-07:00

I KNITTED THIS MOFO YEARS AGO BACK WHEN I FIRST STARTED SNOWBOARDING. IT'S STILL THE ONLY HAT I'LL WEAR WHILE I RIDE, ALONG WITH THE SCARF I KNITTED AS WELL, ALTHOUGH THAT'S DOWNSTAIRS IN MY CLOSET I THINK, PICS ANOTHER TIME. I'M AWESOME!

FUCK YEAH BITCHES

2006-08-08T21:12:00.000-07:00

AT LEAST MY TITS ARENT LOPSIDED

2006-08-07T13:08:00.000-07:00

will someone come over and help me with my laundry? ive got a million loads to do and i leave wednesday...

Holy Earthquake, Batman!

2006-08-02T22:07:00.000-07:00

today was an eventful day.

my vet called my cat obese, or a beast, i couldnt tell.

then my cat bit my vet.

and theeen my vet joked about what a 'homo' christopher lowell is, but being a 'homo' himself i guess hes allowed to do that...? i love my vet!

now my cat has to have her teeth cleaned and her anal glands "expressed". yeah, dont ask.

then there was an earthquake!

i happened to be having dinner at old chicago pizza in ptown, which if youve been there, youd know its a super fun place to experience an earthquake in, although our waitress claims the building has been 'earthquake retro-fitted', sure, right. heres my pizza...

and heres my beer and salsa from chevys in sf a week or so ago with tron and becky and beckys friend...

how come every time you come around my london london bridge wanna go down?

2006-07-30T00:22:00.000-07:00

catcat loves gun cases

old school vegas

duuuuude, i fucking made this fine piece of art in like 4th grade!!!

zosh in all her fluffy magnificence

ME

uhh, flowers?

accessorizzzze, yo

my temporary partner in crime...

more shoes

2006-07-28T14:34:00.000-07:00

just got these in turquoise, seriously comfortable heels

MEAT!! MEAT!! MEAT!!

2006-07-26T16:40:00.000-07:00

WE KILLED OUR COW...

OUR SEXY NEW FREEZER IS FULL OF MEAT!

MMM...HAMBURGER...STEAKS...RIBS...

ILL BE COOKING FABULOUS DINNERS...

FILET MIGNON & YUMMY GARLIC MASHED TATERS...

I MAKE DAMN TASTY HAMBURGERS...

THE BEST SPAGHETTI...

PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH BETTER FRESH MEAT LIKE THIS TASTES, ITS INCREDIBLE! (COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO USED TO BE VEGETARIAN...OH I WENT THRU THAT VEGAN PHASE FOR A WHILE TOO...SORRY JEN)

do ya think i used enough ellipes...??

talk about some motherfucking sexy shoes!

2006-07-25T18:43:00.000-07:00

STUART WEIZTMAN 'FEVER'

you seriously dont even understand how HOT these shoes are. most definitely the sexiest pair of heels i own!

GLOBAL WARMING IS COMING!!

2006-07-23T13:58:00.000-07:00

iikka: global warming is coming the day after tomorrow
dieselguy296: is it
iikka: yep, it just called me and said so
dieselguy296: have you seen that movie
iikka: i dont know how in the world it got my number though??
dieselguy296: I gave it to it
iikka: thanks a lot tard, now global warming is going to be stalking me
iikka: did you give it my home address too?
dieselguy296: No, I don't know that one
iikka: good
dieselguy296: but I did give it your IP address
iikka: dont
iikka: ever
iikka: i have a security system at all my addresses (yes even my ip) so i can tell when global warming is coming
dieselguy296: perfect
dieselguy296: its actually supposed to cool down over the next couple of days
iikka: if i can im going to get an order of protection against it
dieselguy296: good
iikka: i think yesterdays 113 was just what it needed
dieselguy296: get a restraining order on it, restraining it from coming with in 500 yards of you or your family
iikka: that should keep me quite safe
dieselguy296: yes
iikka: how did global warming contact you in the first place??
dieselguy296: well me and global warming are friends, I ran into it the other day and it said it really liked my truck and so we started hanging out
dieselguy296: so I had it call you just so it could scare you
iikka: yeah im sure global warming loves your truck
iikka: thanks man
iikka: i thought we were friends
iikka: and you go and put global warming on me?!
dieselguy296: then I gave it your ip address so it could definitely get in touch with you
iikka: we're family for fucks sake
dieselguy296: dude, it was supposed to be a practical joke
iikka: fine im going to switch my ip address now then
iikka: its not, global warming is taking this VERY SERIOUSLY!!
dieselguy296: global warming is much like robin, they both seem fiine but then get carried away when they are drunk
iikka: threats, pipebombs...
dieselguy296: I know
iikka: yeah well global warming is NEVER allowed to come in my house drunk, i dont want it peeing anywhere
dieselguy296: wait I told global warm not to use pipe bombs
iikka: no i bet the pipe bombs were your idea!
iikka: is robin friends with global warming too??
dieselguy296: No I said absolutely no pipe bombs, and he doesn't even know how much trouble he is getting into if he crosses mike
dieselguy296: No, they got in a huge fight over the correct way to make nachos
iikka: yeah exactly, when he gets back from ny and he finds out what global warming has been doing to harrass me...
dieselguy296: Robin was threatened by global warming
dieselguy296: seriously
iikka: global warming is into mexican food?
iikka: well i guess that kinda makes the most sense
dieselguy296: hell yeah that shit is hot as hell they way global warming makes it
iikka: hmm...maybe i should go to dinner with global warming, let it make me some tacoriffics!!
iikka: and then for dessert we'll have flantastic
dieselguy296: dude, global warming will just get drunk and hit on you
iikka: no drinking for it then
dieselguy296: its hard to keep it from drinking
dieselguy296: seeing as how it is the brain child of Al Gore, wouldn't you drink if you were Al Gore's child
iikka: yeah having a father figure like that sure would fuck you up and give you some problems
dieselguy296: seriously
iikka: now ive gotta call al and complain!
iikka: i havent spoken with al, personally, well...ever
dieselguy296: and then everyone in the world says either you suck or don't exist, the poor thing must have some serious problems
iikka: dont go making me feel bad for global warming!
dieselguy296: thats why I was trying to be-friend it
iikka: its threatening me!
dieselguy296: global warming is just anti social, and awkward kinda like ethan, so I can relate
iikka: and i really like my cell # i dont want to have to change it
dieselguy296: true
iikka: yeah well unlike ethan global warming is not my neighbor, and i dont WANT it to be
dieselguy296: global warming is everyones neighbor
dieselguy296: its like Jesus
iikka: it has to exist because at least one person believes in it?
iikka: or it has cool powers and can part the red sea
iikka: hahaha now this is just a big joke
iikka: b/c i know that was moses
iikka: and if dodo were here i could say, jesus moses, who cares, they're both mehicano naaames
dieselguy296: si es correcto
dieselguy296: I'm just saying yeah at least one person believes in it, but our president refuses to
iikka: well give global warming HIS number so he can go scare him
dieselguy296: I don't have the presidents number and well as cool as I am I just don't have everyone's number
iikka: you should probably try harder then
dieselguy296: yeah whatever

KWEI BIN CRAB PUFFS!!

2006-07-21T17:35:00.000-07:00

BMW NEEDS TO BRING THEIR WEBSITE UP TO SPEED

2006-07-19T01:15:00.000-07:00

they dont even have the new 335, which is a fucking awesome 300hp twin turbo...if i werent leasing this 330 and didnt have the '08 m3 on order id want that fucker!

and the other day i saw a new 3 series convertible coupe. BLECK! it was white. i was debating btwn a white or red m3, and im so glad i decided to go with red, the white just looked wrong. (im totally going to become a cliche by driving a red sports car, i love it!).

i dont drive enough. i was just telling dodo that when im in my car is kinda the only time i get caught up on current events & entertainment & new music. i dont watch much tv at all anymore, only forensic files at like 3 am when im alone and cant sleep, and then its about some serial rapist and i end up scaring the shit out of myself, but thats neither here nor there. im in love with the fact that my ipod connects directly thru the aux jack, they're so smart! ive had the car for over a year and barely have over 12000 miles on it. im a good driver, i love speed, i love taking turns right on the edge of too fast...ive only gotten one speeding ticket, pulled over like 5 or 6 other times and gotten off though i dont know how or why. driving is one of my most favorite things to do. its relaxing, exhilarating, freeing...

speaking of...riding bikes is just as fucking awesome, even though ive only ever been on the back, i can only imagine how it feels to be the one in control. remind my ass to go get my license!!

wow it feels like forever until the m3s come out...next september at the earliest...ugh!

THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY FINALLY FOUND ME!!

so i've had my site meter for over a year now...

2006-07-16T00:07:00.000-07:00

first of all its really fun to see what specific words & phrases people plugged in to different search engines to end up at this site.

ive also had the ability to track isp addresses, which tells me exactly who's looking at my page. and for the past couple of months, there have been simply too many views from sonoma valley hospital. hmph...its too bad they allow crazy people to work there. you know who you are. all i have to say about that is "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" it must be hard to be so fucked up in the head, i cant help but feel sorry for you.

i get a lot of views from iran & asia too, which is pretty random.

guess what?

i got a fever

and the only prescription

is MORE COW BELL!

(this needs to be remembered more often)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

2006-07-13T22:42:00.000-07:00

~~I MISS YOU MORE THAN MY HEART CAN HANDLE~~

I CARRY YOUR HEART
I CARRY IT WITH ME, I CARRY IT IN MY HEART
I AM NEVER WITHOUT IT
ANYWHERE I GO YOU GO, MY DEAR
AND WHATEVER IS DONE BY ONLY ME
IS YOUR DOING, MY DARLING
I FEAR NO FATE FOR YOU ARE MY FATE, MY SWEET
I WANT NO WORLD, FOR BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE MY WORLD, MY TRUE
AND ITS YOU ARE WHATEVER A MOON HAS ALWAYS MEANT
AND WHATEVER A SUN WILL ALWAYS SING IS YOU
HERE IS THE DEEPEST SECRET NOBODY KNOWS
HERE IS THE ROOT OF THE ROOT
AND THE BUD OF THE BUD
AND THE SKY OF THE SKY OF A TREE CALLED LIFE
WHICH GROWS HIGHER THAN ANY SOUL CAN HOPE
OR MIND CAN HIDE
AND THIS IS THE WONDER THATS KEEPING THE STARS APART
I CARRY YOUR HEART
I CARRY IT IN MY HEART

frisbee fun foul, check out my swolllen & bruised thumb! yikes!

jen mom & i celebrated my dads birthday tonight. red grape.

im a bit of a cheesecake fanatic

asiago cheese ravioli

gorgonzola salad (no dead lady bugs this time)

mamas cobb salad, mmm yummy!!

HIMALAYAN

2006-07-12T23:27:00.000-07:00

"FRISBEE IS NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE GOOD AT IT"

"I TRIED DRINKING A BEER UNDER WATER. IT WAS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT...CHAMPAGNE IS EASIER."

"IS THIS WHAT MICHIGAN DID FOR YOU? DID MICHIGAN TEACH YOU TO WRITE LEFT HANDED?"

we like to scuba in my pool

2006-07-01T22:04:00.000-07:00

evidently your mom has a fuck buddy

2006-07-01T15:37:00.000-07:00

Who will give you an orgasm? by *bitches*

Name

Age

Virgin?

So, who will make you moan?

YOUR FUCK BUDDY

How?

IT'LL DEFINITELY INCLUDE ICE CUBES, A BUFFALO - LIVE OR STUFFED- PREFERABLY STUFFED FOR SAFETY SAKE, AND A NINE IRON

Will it be good?

YEAH, YOU CAN STILL FEEL IT

Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 69%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

love you uncle don ~ ill miss you ~ ditto dad

2006-06-28T21:53:00.000-07:00

MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL

2006-06-28T21:14:00.000-07:00

click here for the video...

YOU CANT OVER LOVE YOUR UNDERWEAR

PREEEECIOUS!

2006-06-26T00:47:00.000-07:00

OMG people PUHLEEEASE read this book! by far the most amusing ive read lately!!

2006-06-23T16:15:00.000-07:00

stupid and contagious by caprice crane

a king sized bed turns small very quickly with two people & two cats

2006-06-15T16:53:00.000-07:00

its precious how zosh sleeps with her head on my pillow...

DADS MEMORIAL

2006-06-12T21:18:00.000-07:00

my beautiful bouquets =)

2006-06-12T20:52:00.000-07:00

I REALLY SHOULD THINK ABOUT BECOMING A FLORIST, IM DAMN GOOD AT THIS

heres some of my backyard fucking nature for yall

2006-06-12T14:16:00.000-07:00

THE PERFECT SAMMICH!

STUPID ----------> and CONTAGIOUS

2006-06-06T15:11:00.000-07:00

im only 7 pages into this book, but i've already laughed, out loud, yes, audibly, 4 times. this is a good sign...

thanks for the book jen!

cute little kato

2006-06-06T00:27:00.000-07:00

going through my dads tools & things tonight, i found his dog tags from when he was in the navy. damn i miss him.

Aquarius: The Water Carrier

2006-06-02T12:09:00.000-07:00

Aquarius About Your Sign...

Traditional
Aquarian Traits

Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

On the dark side....

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.

Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.

Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the aquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them. They do not give themselves easily, perhaps their judgement of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.

Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.

As Aquarius is said to govern the legs from knees to ankles and the circulation of blood, its natives are susceptible to ailments particularly in the legs and ankles, such as cramps, and are also liable to spasmodic and nervous complaints, as well as wind, catarrh, diarrhea, dropsy, goiter and delirium tremens - so that the avoidance of alcohol is important for those Aquarians who have a taste for it.

LIKES

Fighting for Causes
Dreaming and Planning for the Future
Thinking of the Past
Good Companions
Having Fun

DISLIKES

Full of Air Promises
Excessive Loneliness
The Ordinary
Imitations
Idealistic
Your ruling planet is URANUS
The symbol associated with your sign is the water bearer, it is symbolic of the Gods nourishing the earth with life giving energies. One of the first to be called the water bearer was the Greek God Zeus in mythology.

The color of choice for Aquarius is TURQUOISE
astrology online aquarius

your mom likes cherries

2006-06-01T22:18:00.000-07:00

PARTY IN SEBASTOPOL

2006-05-29T16:41:00.000-07:00

underage drinking, fireworks, neighbors calling the cops, what could be more fun?!

GET THIS SHIT DONE BITCH!

2006-05-27T22:24:00.000-07:00

JEN here are a few pics of TEEJ!!

2006-05-25T21:08:00.000-07:00

HE MISSES YOU! SO DO I =( THE TAIL IS MAGNIFICENT!

finally dodo sent me more DC pics

2006-05-24T02:38:00.000-07:00

oh and babe your SINGLE FRY & KETCHUP of PACKET are ON THE WAY! heh heh...

2008 BMW M3

2006-05-24T02:27:00.000-07:00

400HP V8
red or black??
i cant decide...

KATO ON THE COBB

2006-05-21T16:22:00.000-07:00

PRE-MADE COBB SALAD FROM SAFEWAY.
MMM TASTY! PRETTY GOOD FOR A READY TO GO SALAD, BUT THE REDWOOD CAFE COBB IS STILL MY FAVORITE. ROSENS EASTSIDE GRILL USED TO HAVE A DELISH COBB SALAD BUT THEY CHANGED OWNERSHIP A WHILE BACK AND I HAVENT BEEN THERE SINCE, I HOPE ITS STILL ON THE MENU. (MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO EAT THERE NEXT WEEK. TO SEE...)

HEIDI WAS ADORABLE, UNTIL SHE POOPED IN MY FRONT ROOM! SHE WAS FREAKED OUT BY THIS BALLOON AT FIRST, AND WE KEPT WAITING FOR IT TO POP WHILE SHE WAS GNAWING ON IT BUT IT DIDNT. =)

MY GARBAGE CANS ACTUALLY HAVE INSTRUCTIONS ON THEM
1. GRASP HANDLE
2. TILT
3. PUSH OR PULL

HAHAHA WHY DO I FIND THIS SO AMUSING?

TAYLOR AND I AT HER GRAD PARTY LAST NIGHT

i want these

2006-05-21T14:03:00.000-07:00

FIIIIINALLY ZAPPOS HAD MY BJS IN LIME IN STOCK! KILLER!

pictures pictures pictures

2006-05-20T15:24:00.000-07:00

pulled over for speeding?! who?? me?!?!

2006-05-20T10:13:00.000-07:00

and yet, i did NOT get a ticket.
wow.
i was on a small bumpy two lane road.
by my speed-o-meter, i was doing 80.
and i had just passed some old lady.
fuck. fuck. fuck. theres no way im getting out of this, i have NO exucse.
he asked for my license.
'you live in sonoma kathryn?'
'yes officer.'
(ive determined that they REALLY like it if you keep saying 'officer')
'do you know this road is the most dangerous road in sonoma county, this road alone has more than 200 deaths blah blah blah...'
'oh shit. i didnt know that' (duh duh der)
'did you look down to see how fast you were going after you passed that car?'
'no officer.'
'well i clocked you on radar at 58.'
(58?! what! which car was he even watching?!)
'im sorry officer.'
'when was the last time you got a speeding ticket?'
'umm, i cant remember, i dont have anything on my record.'
'alright. well. you NEED to slow down.'
'yes officer. thank you.'
'have a good day.'

muwahahahaha...

monkeys as dinner?

2006-05-16T14:58:00.000-07:00

the "bush-meat" market

anime, anyone?!

2006-05-16T14:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.answers.com/anime&r=67

ive spent like the past 3 hours reading/seeing some really weird shit that i just dont understand. i cant even remember how this all came about but i started reading some high school kids live journal and it just got outta control from there and now im lost in this world of anime and japanese words and phrases i have no clue about, and the kids posting about all this stuff, and the drawings and the sex and incest and war and violence...honestly it scares me. i have this really bad feeling that this is what its like to be a parent, and you think you know your child and you go snooping around and find something they're into that you just do not understand and then you realize you really dont know your kid at all. id so much rather have my teenager shooting up heroin or smoking crack or robbing liquor stores than being into this weird anime shit. i guess thats just b/c im down with smoking crack and robbing liquor stores though. =)

heres a few links to freak you out and/or confuse you...

http://velvet-mace.livejournal.com/132136.html#cutid1

http://jkaizer.livejournal.com/friends

mothers day

2006-05-15T20:13:00.000-07:00

jens 'going away gnome'

crazy crazy seantron

zoshie's sister charlotte, they look exactly alike!

my baby is so damn soft!!

yuck! oysters!

dad with jen, myself & then fred

2006-05-15T10:52:00.000-07:00

DINNER...i forgot to take a pic of the taters!

2006-05-14T00:52:00.000-07:00

ahhh how cute is my cousin!

2006-05-13T23:42:00.000-07:00

a baby zoshie

THIS IS HILAARIOUS! THANK YOU KT!

2006-05-12T14:52:00.000-07:00

PawSense

catproof your computer

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it.

PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.

Every time your computer boots up, PawSense will automatically start up in the background to watch over your computer system.

Even while you use your other software, PawSense constantly monitors keyboard activity. PawSense analyzes keypress timings and combinations to distinguish cat typing from human typing. PawSense normally recognizes a cat on the keyboard within one or two pawsteps.

If a cat gets on the keyboard, PawSense makes a sound that annoys cats.
This teaches your cat that getting on the keyboard is bad even if humans aren't watching.

Once a cat has been recognized, PawSense blocks the cat's keyboard input. This keeps the cat from entering lots of commands to your programs or operating system.

PawSense also includes a screensaver mode, which features extra-sensitive cat detection, protection, and sonic training and a one-click escape button.

We make our software easier to use with a printed, bound manual. We know that trying to read computer help files and use software at the same time on the same computer screen is a nuisance.

Additional advanced features provide maximal flexibility and effectiveness.

Now available for Windows 95/98/ME, NT, 2000, and XP.

For more information:

To buy PawSense, click here.

To find out more about using or configuring PawSense, you can email support@bitboost.com

For more information about buying PawSense, you can email sales@bitboost.com

We have a "Frequently Asked Questions" list with answers.

more pics bitches

2006-05-12T07:22:00.000-07:00

a faaaaabulous gold dress that i picked up at some small shop for $15, cant beat that!

hangar = lotsa room to store things

my anthurium is doing beautifully well, thank you very much!

i love these paintings, i have them hanging above my living room fireplace

I GOT 15 RIGHT

2006-05-10T14:48:00.000-07:00

(HA! i just forced mike, totally against his will to let me do this test on him...and the bastard goes and gets a higher score than me...now of course hes gloating, i shouldve known better...)

The average person only gets 7 right. This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just
shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 20?? It is nearly impossible for any normal person to get higher than a 20 (The average is 7). Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. - If not, just have fun!

Here we go!

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15. How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

ANSWERS

1. Bottom

2. 50

3. Right

4. Blue, Red, White, Yellow, Black, & Gold

5. 1, 0

6. Right

7. 20

8. Red

9. 87.7

10. Clockwise (north of the equator)

11. Towards bottom right

12. 12 (no number 1)

13. Left

14. Clockwise as you look at it

15. 8

16. Left

17. 5

18. 6

19. Bashful

20. 8

21. Ace of spades

22. Left

23. * AND #

24. 3

25. Counter

PICK ONE!
	KEYS
	SHOES
	DRIVERS LICENSE
	CASH OR ATM/CREDIT CARD
	CAMERA
	CLEAN UNDERWEAR
	CELL PHONE
	JEWELERY

Free polls from Pollhost.com

*KAT*

*sophie*

*MY BABY RACCOONS*

*BUTT-HOLE CLEANING*

*Nanook aka Non, Mr.P, CatCat: 1991 - 2/27/2008*

*SOME RANDOM PICS*

*MERRY CHRISTMAS*

*RANDOM PICS*

*HALLOWEEN*

*MY SISTER IS ENGAGED!!*

*I KICKED ASS AT STATE BOARD!!*

*I GRADUATED TODAY!!*

*J & V'S WEDDING*

*JESSICAS GRADUATION*

*SO I GOT "HEINZED" ON SATURDAY...*

*PICS FOR YOU JENWA*

*JESSICA & I ARE INCREDIBLY LAME*

*JEN...MEET KITTY BABY*

*THE NEW PLANE*

*A FEW RANDOM PICS*

*COFFEE...FLOWERS...AND A GLAZED DONUT WITH MY DAD THIS MORNING*

*SILVER BULLION*

*CRAZY KIDNAPPERS*

Petaluma manhunt for kidnapping suspects closes golf course

Associated Press

*LAP BEAVER*

*'MAYBE MY DAD PUT GLUE STICKS IN THE ENGINE'*

TJ's First Snow

*CATCAT YOWLING*

*ITS POLL TIME!!*

*MOVED MY FLYING VIDEOS OVER TO MY BLOG*

*M FEEZEY*

*JUST ME MYSELF & KT*

*M&M GAME*

*M FUCKING 5*

*IM EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING*

*ALMOST AS COOL AS 'HELLA'*

*UNLEASH YOUR DAUGHTERS INNER SEX KITTEN, RAWR!*

*POUR THE CHAMPAGNE*

*THIS IS WHAT LEADS UP TO GETTING HANDCUFFED BY THE POLICE...*

*HERES SOME MORE ABOUT ME...*

*I COLLECT CHESS SETS*

*PLEASE REMEMBER MY DAD TODAY*

*PICTURES*

*ENTERPRISE*

*COUSINS*